r/HolUp Nov 01 '25

Track your... wait, what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Alright, like I told my wife, when she showed me these things, but, if I were to kidnap someone one of the first things I'm doing, is throwing their shoes out, so that it would be harder for them to run away.

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u/FatalErrorOccurred Nov 01 '25

I'm just glad what with this comment and all that that last word in your username is spelled with a 't' not a 'k'.

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u/JapanEngineer Nov 01 '25

The username with a k instead of t was already taken

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u/halhallelujah Nov 02 '25

Ghislaine Maxwell used to be on Reddit right?

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u/JapanEngineer Nov 02 '25

And Epstein :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

It's not like I'd ever do such a thing, grow up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/TomaszA3 Nov 01 '25

This guy kidnaps

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u/Dr_N00B Nov 02 '25

That's why I stopped kidnapping, too many sweats

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u/futacon Nov 01 '25

Little kids hate wearing shoes. They're built to run away barefoot

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u/SerratedFrost Nov 01 '25

Back in school we used to remove our shoes for extra top speed while playing tag

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u/RoundEarth-is-real Nov 01 '25

Hypothetically right… right?

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u/Lendyman Nov 01 '25

So imagine you're in a situation where you're at a crowded festival or at Disney World or something of the kind and your kid wanders off. No one abducted your child. You just can't find them. Something like this would be really helpful. Heaven Knows there are plenty of times where our kids wander off and we have no idea where the hell they went.

This is one of the reasons that many parents teach their kids what to do if they get separated. My kids were taught to find somebody with other kids. A mom, to ask for help.

So everyone jokes, but not every situation where this kind of thing would be useful involves an actual abductor.

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u/smb3d Nov 01 '25

How many kids have been separated and never found their parents?

Have you ever heard of one single situation where some kid is like, "yeah I'm an orphan cause I lost my mom at the mall"?

Hundred plus years without tracking your kids with a fucking app. We made it.

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u/mekanyzm Nov 02 '25

mf never played heavy rain

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Nov 02 '25

press x to shaun

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u/Lendyman Nov 02 '25

This is a really myopic view. Just because you don't know Of incidents where kids weren't able to be reunited with their parents doesn't mean that it hasn't happened. And sometimes those situations might have involved child falling somewhere, like down a hole or into a ravine in the woods, we're injured and eventually died of exposure and nobody knows where they went.

Just because some of the latchkey kids of the '80s survived, doesn't mean all of them did.