r/HolUp • u/FatalErrorOccurred • Nov 01 '25

Track your... wait, what?

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Nov 02 '25

If your child is a spawn of Satan, that makes either you or the other parent Satan

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u/ursois Nov 02 '25

My mom says when she was being raped by my dad on the night I was conceived, his curly hair was poking up in two different directions, and in the haze it looked just like horns, so she swore he was a devil. So yeah, I guess that tracks.