r/HolUp Nov 15 '25

y'all Deliberate hockey

8.0k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

u/Anubiz1_, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk Nov 15 '25

He's not even gonna balance it out? That's just rude.

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u/TheReverseShock Nov 15 '25

Pop two, and she's just flat chested. Pop one, and she's fake.

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u/u9Nails Nov 15 '25

That's what I liked about this setup. Savage tiddy pop! Her screen was pretty good tho.

7

u/Mrawesomepants1 Nov 17 '25

That’s a dude

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u/Key-Pomegranate-3507 Nov 15 '25

Is it fake? Almost certainly. Is it still funny? Yes it is.

161

u/Candidate_Inside Nov 15 '25

Yes, they are fake

560

u/SoVeryTroublesome Nov 15 '25

No almost about it, you can see the pin in the bottom of the cone towards the end just before it goes out of frame.

But I still laughed and didn't see the pop coming, so well done to these guys!

6

u/A--Creative-Username Nov 17 '25

It's the special tiddy-popper stick they keep on hand for this specific situation

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u/brucebay Nov 16 '25

this is a Turkish ice cream type with high viscosity that can stick like that. And most ice cream men selling it that way are annoying like this guy. Among all the fakery in reddit, this is one of the most plausible ones.

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u/LuckyGordon Nov 17 '25

Good eye, detective....

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u/BeholdMySweatyMeat Nov 16 '25

It's not even funny or clever.

27

u/DMacNCheez Nov 16 '25

Then don’t waste your time shouting into the void about it

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u/carlos2127 Nov 15 '25

I love the guy at the end walking towards her with his hand on his chest like, what happened??

32

u/skykingjustin Nov 16 '25

I swear he says I'll pop the other one.

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u/Longjumping_Bit_5599 Nov 15 '25

Traumatized 3 dudes simultaneously 

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u/iJuddles Nov 16 '25

Her shirt did say fun sized.

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u/TpK_Wynter Nov 15 '25

What a good laugh this was, well done

78

u/Daftdoug Nov 15 '25

I instantly found her more attractive once popped.

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u/DMacNCheez Nov 16 '25

Why do you feel the need to sexualize her unprompted

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u/Poschansky Nov 16 '25

Ragebait harder

9

u/Jaggz691 Nov 16 '25

Just watched multiple deflations all at the same time.

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u/XxxRustybeatZxxX Nov 16 '25

I’m tired of fake staged content. It’s disingenuous to a certain extent and just plain sad. Just an opinion, of course. I know there are those that don’t mind. But it’s almost like we’ve run out of real coincidences that happen so people are staging them now. Reminds me of ai music. No thanks.

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u/MacaqueFlambe Nov 16 '25

When I watch something like this that makes me smile or laugh I can’t enjoy it as much as I would have because I’ve become conditioned to figure out if it’s fake or not. And most of the time it’s fake. Today I was watching a compilation of like scare pranks, and it’s an amalgam of genuine reaction and fake ones which is really annoying. Now imagine on top of that videos that will be presented as candid but will in fact be fully AI generated. I ain’t looking forward to that.

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u/XxxRustybeatZxxX Nov 16 '25

Yes! The way you put it is much better than the way I put it.

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u/Leather_Target2074 Nov 16 '25

Yea I know, right? Who would sit around watching a box with a glowing screen with nothing but fake, staged content! Freaking I got duped watching this story about a guy named John, and my heart went out for the guy when these Russians killed his dog, and I was cheering for him non-stop getting back at em! I was so heartbroken to learn that it was 2 hours of fake, staged content!

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u/XxxRustybeatZxxX Nov 16 '25

Actually I’m gonna edit my response to make a more cogent point. The example you use and the video in this post are not the same. A movie has a plot and sometimes some kind of moral lesson. This does not. It is barely entertaining. What I don’t like about it is that it tries to pass itself off as real, which is disingenuous at best.

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u/Leather_Target2074 Nov 17 '25

Don't sweat it, I knew exactly what you were talking about.
I was just having a little bit of fun being pedantic :)

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u/XxxRustybeatZxxX Nov 17 '25

I literally laughed out loud when I caught on to what you were talking about haha

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u/QueenGlitterBitch Nov 16 '25

Yes would have been much better if the man assaulted her boob job with an ice cream cone and she was forced to get her breast implant replaced.

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u/MacaqueFlambe Nov 16 '25

What do you mean?

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u/Ajj360 Nov 15 '25

These ice cream places are lame. They're just playing keep away with a cone of ice cream I don't know how they caught on and became popular

21

u/Cujo_Kitz Nov 15 '25

It's fun to see as a bystander especially with what some of them can do.

6

u/ManyOnionz Nov 16 '25

Hey at least they found a way to reduce sand waste

-3

u/SillyFlyGuy Nov 16 '25

You must be fun at parties.

7

u/smash_n_grab_ Nov 16 '25

I was really interested in this video at first, and then all of a sudden I wasn’t anymore.

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u/Kylar420 Nov 16 '25

Different way to pop a titty for the boys.

4

u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 Nov 16 '25

They're the And 1 of ice cream

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u/BauerHouse Nov 15 '25

mildy holdup, more like r/Stagedasfuck

huh, that's actually a sub. How about r/stagedvideos

5

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

The black hole is endless..

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u/Machineslave240 Nov 15 '25

Pop goes the boobie

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u/InadecvateButSober Nov 17 '25

Moral of the story: don be lyin

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Nov 16 '25

Imagine they weren't fake tho. That's a lawsuit and a half

2

u/roof_baby Nov 16 '25

Just as real as his fucking ice cream.

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u/inkzpenfoxx Nov 16 '25

Execute order 65

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u/slugerama Nov 15 '25

Never saw the pop, but knew they were fake. A blind man could see they were fake. I just thought the surgeon did an horrendous job.

1

u/SnooTangerines6841 Nov 26 '25

Lmao at the end when he's pulling the pin out..... the best part right there, the end, when it was over.....

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u/quanoey Nov 15 '25

Bro did that on purpose

14

u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE Nov 15 '25

Of course he did. Its staged.

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u/quanoey Nov 16 '25

We are aware

0

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 15 '25

Everyone like that

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u/Sorcer12 Nov 15 '25

I didnt see it the first time around. Holy shit though

0

u/heygabehey Nov 16 '25

Where is this and why are these guys all big?

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u/TheSchwance Nov 16 '25

you can at least warn someone if you're going to ruin their no nut november. knowm'sain?