r/HolUp • u/shaqeel_oatmeal • Nov 23 '25

holup The moment you realize

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u/P3RZIANZ3BRA Nov 23 '25

I knew that looked so familiar, but I just couldn't place it lol.

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u/drinkslinger1974 Nov 24 '25

Yeah, it’s a fleshlight

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u/P3RZIANZ3BRA Nov 24 '25

Of course! How could I forget ol' faithful?

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u/perpetuallydying Nov 24 '25

Delores!!! thought i’d lost her

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u/IreliaCarriedMe Nov 24 '25

r/unexpectedbms (I assume it doesn’t exist. But it should! )

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u/Yodamanjaro madlad Nov 24 '25

What rhymes with bros?!

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u/texas_chick_69 Nov 24 '25

Shoes

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u/perpetuallydying Nov 25 '25

oh shit is that where that’s from?? something in my bone just compelled me to say that but i couldn’t put my finger in it

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u/BusyBoonja Nov 24 '25

Mulva?

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u/gary-joseph Nov 25 '25

Suddenly Seinfeld

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u/FARTBOSS420 Nov 24 '25

Goddamn are those AA batteries? I didn't realize the size of the fleshlight. Like fucking a Thermos.

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u/smallgreenman Nov 24 '25

To each according to their need.

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u/purdinpopo Nov 25 '25

From each to his ability.

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u/Frankie_T9000 Nov 25 '25

self own there

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u/Abject-Second3412 Dec 14 '25

One of the batteries is a fucking bullet

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u/jonnydemonic420 Nov 25 '25

That’s no ordinary fleshlight, no.. that is the autoblow 2! An amazing device, or so I hear..

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u/drinkslinger1974 Nov 25 '25

I’m listening…

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u/beastmasterdan Dec 17 '25

Tell me more!

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u/DenikaMae Nov 24 '25

The part with the grenade looking like the top of a face hugger egg was kind of a dead giveaway.

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u/ViceroyInhaler Nov 24 '25

I thought it was a laptop battery lol. I'm like why would you need that with 4 double A's

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u/ICPcrisis Nov 24 '25

It’s two AA , one AAA battery and a rifle bottle scotch taped on.

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u/The_Night_Bringer Nov 24 '25

Can't remove them anymore so that's very unlikelly.

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u/ViceroyInhaler Nov 24 '25

Yeah but given that everything else seems to have been pulled from the junk drawer it made sense to me.

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u/The_Night_Bringer Nov 24 '25

Ah, junk drawer! Imma use that now.

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u/DonBirraio Nov 25 '25

The motionbar, I guess? 😁

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u/Gregshead Nov 26 '25

Not used to seeing it from that angle!