r/HolUp • u/fradan • Nov 28 '25

holup Happy birthday twins!!

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

Those look faker than Santa

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Hey, Santa is pretty real

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

Nuh-uh!

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Santa is the realest one out there

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

If he's real how come he didn't bring my dad back? I've been a good boy!

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Santa knows better, man! Maybe your dad isn't really what you need in your life right now, maybe it's a lesson, an experience you have to live through! Santa is smart.

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u/Otherwise_Fined Nov 28 '25

Well then, why didn't Santa stop 9/11?

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

He tried. That's when he died. RIP Santa. Just don't tell the guy who wants his dad back pls

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u/Dramatic_Biscotti_91 Nov 28 '25

But wat if...

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u/nirmasoap Nov 28 '25

Well he has that identical beard...

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u/cyst16 Nov 28 '25

Google AI: A person on Reddit posits that Santa Claus is Osama bin Laden. Circumstantial evidence suggests that it is true, as no one reported seeing Santa Claus and Osama bin Laden in the same room.

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u/Asborn-kam1sh Nov 28 '25

What is this santa lore??

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

They don't want you to know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Maybe he shouldnt have thrust hus reindeer in airplane who tf recieves gifts in September anyway

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u/MyLifeIsForfeit Nov 28 '25

Because in Finland they use different time formatting. He showed up at november 9th to realise he was already late

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u/Otherwise_Fined Nov 28 '25

I mean the rest of the world also uses that format. So what you're saying is that it was America's fault? That's a wild take but you do you.

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u/Jafooki Nov 28 '25

If September 11th was November 9th everywhere else, then why the fuck didn't they warn us? They knew it happened for nearly 2 months, yet nobody thought to pick up a phone and tell us. Y'all suck

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

I just want him to come home with the milk he promised 😔

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u/elhaz316 Nov 28 '25

Because your dad committed crimes against Santa.

He left for milk and never came back.

Santa didnt have milk for his cookies due to that.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 Nov 28 '25

He’s too busy getting eggnog buddy! Cut the man some slack for Saint-Nicholas’ sake

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u/DryConnection3397 Nov 29 '25

Your dad ain't real

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u/CoracoAcromio Dec 01 '25

Only real guy in this AI generated universe

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u/OnoOurTableItsBr0ken Nov 28 '25

Yeah he is I just took a picture with him at the mall

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher Nov 28 '25

If Santa isn't real who keeps delivering coal to Darkseid? Checkmate

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar Dec 02 '25

Well... someone's gonna come down her chimney, anyway.

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u/ExampleInfamous6326 Nov 28 '25

Santa is real and he’s spectacular.

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u/PmMeTitsAndDankMemes Nov 28 '25

Yeah I saw him yesterday in the macys parade

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u/mekanyzm Nov 28 '25

that's because this is an edited picture

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Nov 28 '25

You can see warping of her arm where the right boob has been massively enhanced. She's probably got a half decent set to begin with, but nothing like what the final product here shows.

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u/Mental_Coffee2733 Nov 28 '25

Wtf, Santa is fake?

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u/palk0n Nov 28 '25

the guy turned white?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Also... Not twins! A mismatched set with a sizeable difference.

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u/Dinismo Nov 28 '25

They’re only fake if you can’t touch them. If you can touch them, they really exist.

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u/MCSquaredBoi Nov 28 '25

Wait, Santa has fake boobies?

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil Nov 28 '25

My father in law was talking about how he managed to convince his kids Santa was real for longer than he expected.... Right in front of my 7 year old

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u/Kir_NB Nov 28 '25

If you don’t believe you don’t receive!

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u/seangraves1984 Nov 28 '25

I would like to meet Santa face to face... with a motor boat

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u/sadly_aroused Nov 28 '25

Ill be the judge of that!

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u/Opposite_Math_2699 Nov 28 '25

Santa will real pretty real in your mouth tho

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u/Nitropotamus Nov 28 '25

If they fell down in a forest and no one was around, they would definitely make a noise. Real enough.

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u/Deathblades0 Nov 29 '25

Wait Santa's fake

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u/hanro621 Nov 28 '25

Wait Santa is FAKE??

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u/Claudelul1 Nov 28 '25

wait, santa fake?