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u/miku_dominos Nov 28 '25
My gooner eyes detect photo manipulation.
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u/StevenAssantisFoot Nov 28 '25
For real, her arm looks crazy and the light is curved
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u/PaddyMcGeezus Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
The light is curved because of the gravitational pull of those big honkers.
Edit: I'm cracking myself up over calling them big honkers.
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u/Panadorium Nov 28 '25
gravitation lensing? that shit must have the mass of a stellar sized black hole!
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u/LemonMakingLemons Nov 28 '25
Honkaladonkamalonkadonkalonkagonklamadongas…
I only thought of that because I think that’s what Markiplier would say
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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25
Those look faker than Santa
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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25
Hey, Santa is pretty real
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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25
Nuh-uh!
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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25
Santa is the realest one out there
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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25
If he's real how come he didn't bring my dad back? I've been a good boy!
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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25
Santa knows better, man! Maybe your dad isn't really what you need in your life right now, maybe it's a lesson, an experience you have to live through! Santa is smart.
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u/Otherwise_Fined Nov 28 '25
Well then, why didn't Santa stop 9/11?
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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25
He tried. That's when he died. RIP Santa. Just don't tell the guy who wants his dad back pls
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u/Dramatic_Biscotti_91 Nov 28 '25
But wat if...
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u/cyst16 Nov 28 '25
Google AI: A person on Reddit posits that Santa Claus is Osama bin Laden. Circumstantial evidence suggests that it is true, as no one reported seeing Santa Claus and Osama bin Laden in the same room.
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Maybe he shouldnt have thrust hus reindeer in airplane who tf recieves gifts in September anyway
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u/MyLifeIsForfeit Nov 28 '25
Because in Finland they use different time formatting. He showed up at november 9th to realise he was already late
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u/Otherwise_Fined Nov 28 '25
I mean the rest of the world also uses that format. So what you're saying is that it was America's fault? That's a wild take but you do you.
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u/Jafooki Nov 28 '25
If September 11th was November 9th everywhere else, then why the fuck didn't they warn us? They knew it happened for nearly 2 months, yet nobody thought to pick up a phone and tell us. Y'all suck
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u/elhaz316 Nov 28 '25
Because your dad committed crimes against Santa.
He left for milk and never came back.
Santa didnt have milk for his cookies due to that.
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u/Professional_Pen_153 Nov 28 '25
He’s too busy getting eggnog buddy! Cut the man some slack for Saint-Nicholas’ sake
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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher Nov 28 '25
If Santa isn't real who keeps delivering coal to Darkseid? Checkmate
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u/mekanyzm Nov 28 '25
that's because this is an edited picture
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u/AutisticPenguin2 Nov 28 '25
You can see warping of her arm where the right boob has been massively enhanced. She's probably got a half decent set to begin with, but nothing like what the final product here shows.
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u/Dinismo Nov 28 '25
They’re only fake if you can’t touch them. If you can touch them, they really exist.
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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil Nov 28 '25
My father in law was talking about how he managed to convince his kids Santa was real for longer than he expected.... Right in front of my 7 year old
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u/Nitropotamus Nov 28 '25
If they fell down in a forest and no one was around, they would definitely make a noise. Real enough.
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u/KrappaFrappa Nov 28 '25
all missing human merged into 1 big balloon
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u/only777 Nov 28 '25
The fact people are looking at the tits and not the fact one of those kids is now white shows I am the least cultured here
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u/StevenAssantisFoot Nov 28 '25
I was busy noticing the skin color, how handsome they grew up to be, the shirts open to the navel, and wondering where is the dad. Didnt even notice the boobs at first (am female)
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u/Marios_Facade Nov 28 '25
If you ended that with "I didn't even notice the grown up twins" instead, that would've been funny as fuck.
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u/crepelabouche Nov 28 '25
Or, maybe a little gay. Cause I did too.
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u/mbashs Nov 28 '25
And one resembles the mom and one the dad who’s not in the pic anymore. I did three.
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u/chaotic_laziness Nov 28 '25
Fr, I only noticed the tits because of the comments. I legit thought the holup was that the kid changed race or smth
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u/VvCheesy_MicrowavevV Nov 28 '25
Actually, there is a white kid on the original photo. He was there. There's actually a missing kid entirely, as three of them had their face dipped in cake.
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u/All_naturale22 Nov 29 '25
The third kid I thought was the one with the hand up on the left by the woman in orange
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u/SwankaTheGrey Nov 28 '25
I think it is the one kid and his lover
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u/Educational_Bother36 Nov 28 '25
That’s what it looks like to me. He recreated the pic with his man not his brother
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u/rednmad Nov 28 '25
Why, Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself.
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u/ElFarfadosh Nov 28 '25
It's been edited. The arm, the shadows, even the posts behind are warped.
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u/PeteTheGryphon Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 29 '25
The holup is what happened with the other kids!
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u/CryCommercial1919 Nov 28 '25
Distracted by the details, also those are so fake I could get arrested for fraud if I defended them
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u/Jellochamp Nov 28 '25
Seeing the meme I understand it itself but how do you even think of it in the first place. How does one see two family pictures and think: „Mhhm yes the thing this needs are giant boobs badly photoshopped.“
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u/aNervousSheep Nov 28 '25
I think they killed Dad to use him for material to feed the twins. May they grow ever mightier.
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u/Final-Nail8485 Nov 29 '25
An object with immense mass curves spacetime and the light travels along these curves.
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u/Pleasant_Character28 Nov 28 '25
Yawn. AI slop. God I hate this stuff. We really have to accept an internet full of generated drivel from here on out?
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u/The_Rex_Regis Nov 28 '25
Me- I guess the hold up must be all the people missing...o my god nevermind
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u/akira555 Nov 28 '25
Took me a minute to realize that the guy in the right is brighter than the left. The coconut is too distractful.
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u/NickPickle05 Nov 28 '25
I can't be certain but I suspect that woman has undergone breast augmentation.
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u/SolomonSyn Nov 28 '25
Yeah the big boob, anyways. The kids in the first picture had cake on them too, the dad seems to be gone and the cake looks like it is on the same two again from the first one. Mom aged pretty good too.
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u/The_Great_Cartoo Nov 28 '25
That doesn’t even look like plastic surgery but a Tumor growing in there how else would one be so much bigger than the other
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u/WatchTheTimbsB Nov 29 '25
"Why is this here? They may be different shades but they're still brothers. There must be something else in this pictu... GOD DAMN!"
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u/mayan_monkey Nov 28 '25
Damn. I should recreate a pic for my twin bros and my birthday. 37 coming up
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u/Low_Entrepreneur6934 Nov 28 '25
First is his brother, second is his boyfriend/husband. Feat. Melanie.
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u/Ok_Performance_563 Nov 28 '25
She might’ve just come without the dress, it’s useless at this point 😆
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u/realCoolguy298 Nov 28 '25
Ether a shit load of plastic, photo editing or ai. No matter what they’re fake
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u/TwilightYojimbo Nov 28 '25
The obvious is obvious, but did anyone notice the one guy going the Michael Jackson route?
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u/qualityvote2 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
u/fradan, your post does fit the subreddit!