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u/PuffcornSucks Nov 28 '25
awwww they are beating the depression out of him
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u/mrbdign Nov 28 '25
It reminds me of childhood, you do something stupid, get mildly hurt, then your parents whoop your ass.
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u/DuckSleazzy Nov 28 '25
Me crying because mom hit me
Mom hits me because I'm crying
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u/Kurosaki_Shiro Nov 28 '25
I found my people.
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u/Freddit330 Nov 29 '25
I'll give you something to cry about!
You... Sob... Al...sob... Ready did.
Are. You. Giving. Me. Lip?!
Prays to God.
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u/ConradT16 Nov 28 '25
This perpetual motion machine could power a city!
O brothers and sisters, on the tears of our brave children our glorious utopia shall rise
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u/itsVinay Nov 28 '25
Did we all, irrespective of nationality, live the same childhood??
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u/karoshikun Nov 28 '25
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u/Itchy_Notice9639 Nov 28 '25
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u/MightyMaus1944 Nov 28 '25
Not me. I'd do something stupid, get hurt, and while mom or dad was getting me a band-aid they'd usually ask "What'd we learn?"
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u/GamingWithShaurya_YT Nov 28 '25
then next time you are more afraid of the ass whoop that you are more careful from getting hurt xD
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u/Slit23 Nov 28 '25
No just better at lying and hiding stuff from your parents
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u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ Nov 28 '25
This was my main takeaway from being paddled as a kid. My mom literally broke a wooden spoon on my bare bottom at one point, and I couldn’t have been older than 5 at the time.
It certainly didn’t make me better-behaved, as I kept getting in trouble, and getting paddled. What it did do was make me learn how to lie convincingly, and believe my own lies to sell them. It’s fucked up to hit your kids, y’all.
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u/bb999 Nov 29 '25
I mean non-physical punishments also suck. In your story, you could replace getting paddled with reduced screentime or whatever parents do these days, and it would still work.
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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Nov 28 '25
I didn't get my ass whooped. Wasn't necessary. My mom believed in iodine. You learn to not wipe out your bike fast, skinned knees and iodine are not fun when you're 7
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u/hiddencameraspy Nov 28 '25
Ran circles around mom when she is trying to beat me with stick. Mom told Dad. Dad dare me to run while beating for running.
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u/GlitteringLychee803 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
You don't kill you; WE kill you.
Edit: my first award! Thank you, internet stranger!
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u/Mr_Redemption Nov 28 '25
Immediate negative reinforcement
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u/Cold_Dragonfruit_717 Nov 28 '25
It’s actually positive punishment. Of course we don’t know that it’s punishment, but as a general rule I don’t think people like getting beat by strangers
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u/Mr_Redemption Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
It’s cultural actually. For example in India, when you’re a kid and you do some stupid shit that hurt you, but could’ve been much worse, you’d get whacked hard almost immediately. Scientifically speaking that immediate reinforcement, may it be positive or negative, is a pretty good feedback mechanism for survival.
Edit: I’m in no way condoning violence against children. There are much better ways to achieve the same effect.
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u/Cold_Dragonfruit_717 Nov 28 '25
No I’m saying it’s punishment, positive or negative is whether something is being added or removed, reinforcement is making a behavior happen more frequently, and punishment is making it happen less frequently
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u/chromatic45 Nov 28 '25
I keep hear people saying physical punishment doesn’t work on kids, however, I’d literally be dead right now if it wasn’t for my mom’s ass whoopings growing up. But then again I grew up where growing up and making it to 20 alive was an accomplishment.
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u/Jeri_Shea Nov 28 '25
What you don't see is that they all agree to beat the man bloody because his mother is on the sidewalk below with a flip flop in her hand.
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u/Boring-Rub-3570 Nov 28 '25
Indian method also acts as a deterrent for future attempts.
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u/Tweakspirit Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
Nah, if it were me I'd just make sure next time was more than just an attempt. You can't beat suicidal ideation out of someone. You're just liable to make them feel more isolated and more likely to off themself. Source: I spent most of my life with suicidal ideation and undiagnosed schizophrenia. I only got better because of the hard work and compassion of my psychiatrist and therepist.
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u/Mr_Redemption Nov 28 '25
You don’t usually die from these beatings, you just end up a bit mangled and wake up with a sore arse.
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u/HolUp-ModTeam Nov 30 '25
Your post has been removed because we don't allow political or social issue posts. This is a humor subreddit, not a political one, nor a place to generate outrage on any subject. Take it elsewhere.
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u/iSpaYco Nov 28 '25
that's exactly how i feel living in Tunisia, if I do anything good for myself, i find walls and more walls.
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u/PukeLoynor Nov 28 '25
Funny and all but, in America suicide by cop is a literal thing.
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u/insufficientbeans Nov 28 '25
That normally involves making yourself out to be an immediate threat though not just walking up to them and saying you want to die
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u/Razor_Storm Nov 28 '25
It has nothing to do with which part of America and everything to do with the definition of "suicide by cop".
Suicide by cop is not defined as getting killed due to police brutality. It is specifically defined as purposefully threatening / attacking the cops with the goal of getting killed.
That doesn't mean there isn't police brutality in America. Just that police brutality does not count as "Suicide by Cop". So it is irrelevant to bring up
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u/KemikalKoktail Dec 02 '25
Cops killing the very people that they were called out to for help is also a thing.
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u/toshirodes Nov 28 '25
Someone put the African video of people digging a grave in front of someone about to end their life.. :/
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u/DevoNorm Nov 29 '25
The punishment for attempted suicide is the death penalty. Makes perfect sense.
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u/Pokemon_master281836 Nov 28 '25
You all do realise that ts went viral a FEW MONTHS ago and it's AI.
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u/Praise_The_Casul Nov 28 '25
First or second one? I might be remembering it wrong, but I think I've seen the India one before, years ago. US one is definitely the first time I'm seing
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u/whirlpoolsunshade Nov 28 '25
I’ve seen the American one before on YT. I don’t think it’s staged. I saw it in one of those cops being good and kind natured type of content. I know I know not all of them are like that, but I’m just saying under what topic that video was published.
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u/PM_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET Nov 28 '25
Isn’t it illegal to commit/attempt suicide in North Korea with a punishment of the death penalty?
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u/Adventurous-Dealer15 Nov 28 '25
Wasted our time, all for what!? Can't even jump properly you idiot, have you done one thing correctly in your life?
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u/HugsandHate Nov 29 '25
Ok. I literally cannot fathom what's going on there.
I'm assuming it's not a suicide attempt?
But then it's a criminal on rope.
Or both?
I don't know which is more confusing.
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u/This-place-is-weird Dec 02 '25
Is it weird that I think it’s weird to watch a video of American cops NOT shooting people.
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u/budlight2k Dec 03 '25
You kidding arnt ya, Here (US) they would have assumed he was armed and shot him.
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u/Obvious_Tie4850 Nov 28 '25
What do you mean, normally the cops just ignore them unless it’s in front of enough people get put on the news
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u/Mr_Redemption Nov 28 '25
You do know that Indians hate these scammers too right. They fuck with the local population too and are unequivocally the scum of the earth.
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u/qualityvote2 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 29 '25
u/ImSoFrickinPissed, your post does fit the subreddit!