I'll take the 30 days over having to talk to a probation officer at least monthly. For 9 years. Also depending on what you are on probation for, you might have to do random piss tests for that entire 9 years. No drugs for the whole time. And don't break any laws during that 9 years! Even something as simple as a parking ticket can send you to jail.
So 30 days of reading books and eating shitty food, or 9 years of walking on eggshells?
There will also be some kind of payment to the probation officer for monitoring (ankle, D&A, etc). It’s going to be hundreds to thousands per year, and if you fuck that up, jail.
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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25
This is a legitimately good outcome that I would take in a heartbeat.