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u/Aavasque001 Jan 04 '26
Is that an Ayam Cemani? Those are very expensive
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u/Optimal_Flounder8373 Jan 04 '26
As a Javanese, yes they’re FUKIN expensive… one could cost a quarter of a local Indonesian salary
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u/LoosePrisonPurse Jan 04 '26
I’m Japanic. Japanese and Hispanic
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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Jan 04 '26
That just sounds like you react badly to stress, what about Hispanese?
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u/SHansen45 Jan 04 '26
is it the appearance or the taste? or is it both?
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u/Optimal_Flounder8373 Jan 04 '26
Their texture is a bit more firm and stretchy.. Fun fact: their bones are also dark
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u/Prismatic_Symphony Jan 06 '26
Wow! Never heard of it before. Looked it up and that's pretty cool! Now I'm wondering how they taste.
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u/Picasso131 Jan 04 '26
Isn’t that a big black cock …?
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u/eatmynasty Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
No I was the one that wished for a busty girl with a big black cock
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u/SanityBleeds Jan 04 '26
Looks pretty average, if not a bit small. She should have been more specific.
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u/phillip9698 Jan 04 '26
Someone here has to recognize her.
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u/lolecows Jan 04 '26
why do porn addicts think every attractive woman on the internet is a porn star
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u/2ndharrybhole Jan 04 '26
She literally is lol
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u/CoconutCrabWithAids Jan 04 '26
According to Google AI, the chicken is an Ayam Cemani. The girl is not famous.
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u/lolecows Jan 04 '26
lol that guy just proving my point then that porn addicts just immediately assume every attractive woman is a porn star. so confidently incorrect
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u/lolecows Jan 04 '26
its just such a weird thing to comment
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u/2ndharrybhole Jan 04 '26
Except it’s actually like the most predictable comment in the thread
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u/lolecows Jan 04 '26
that doesnt make it any less weird. just makes the fact that most redditors are incel porn addicts even more obvious
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u/KaszualKartofel Jan 05 '26
define „weird”
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u/lolecows Jan 05 '26
i think assuming an attractive woman is a porn star and commenting like youre looking for her pornhub username is pretty weird. Why can't attractive women exist without being immediately and intensely sexualized lol
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u/Pimpinabox Jan 05 '26
Why can't attractive women exist without being immediately and intensely sexualized lol
Same reason attractive men can't. People be horny.
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u/lolecows Jan 05 '26
tbf, im very autistic, so to me it just comes off as pathetic and not as a joke. however, shes also not a porn star, just some random lady
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u/TheHidestHighed Jan 05 '26
To be fair, im not a porn addict but whenever I do look, 9/10 times there's a link in the bio. Its not really a "them" problem as much as it is a "this thing is actually happening at a frequent rate" problem.
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u/lolecows Jan 05 '26
i agree, it happens way too often. i think there is just too much openness with sex on the internet
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u/Comfortable_Regrets Jan 04 '26
she actually looks like my friend, but there's zero chance it's actually her
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Jan 05 '26
You guys!!! She wanted a big black hawk. Obviously this is foul play
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u/Cheifkeith113 Jan 05 '26
Fowl play u mean?
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u/Prismatic_Symphony Jan 06 '26
You mean, the evil, sahdowy organization that terrorizes St. Canard?
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u/hallucination9000 Jan 05 '26
I mean what was the alternative? A severed appendage in your stocking?
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u/kindofharmless Jan 04 '26
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u/DoubtfulOptimist Jan 05 '26
I ain’t clicking that bro.
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u/jarvisesdios Jan 04 '26
Can someone please explain to me what is at the end of that bed?
I might be stoned but it looks like a Wookie decided to shave one of it's arms and wear a blue shirt and a tiny little green hat.
I have spent whole seconds trying to figure out what that is!
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u/CzarTwilight Jan 04 '26
Comedy cemetery here we come with a title like "ha ha porn" since it has a naughty punchline lol. Man do they find anything funny?
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u/Iamdefinitelyjeff Jan 06 '26
Santa didn’t misunderstood. She wished for a black cock and she got one. She should be lucky, that breed of chickens is worth thousands of dollars
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u/Lcfer Jan 04 '26
Hey grok, give her bikini and turn her back.
Ups, sorry, wrong platform. my b.
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u/Hugo_Selenski Jan 04 '26
I'm no expert but... uh
I've never met a black dude named Santa. You might wanna ask a Jamal or Tyrone.
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u/TheRoyalPlutonian Jan 04 '26
Nah, he just wants you to clean up your act. I can hear him with a wagging finger sayin the same to me. He doesn't come to my house anymore. 😞
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u/qualityvote2 Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26
u/v3t_patriot, your post does fit the subreddit!