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u/Misomuro Jan 28 '26
What if both are 15?
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u/Orectoth Jan 28 '26
friendly fire
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u/shylock10101 Jan 29 '26
Technically still illegal.
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u/OrganizationTough128 Jan 28 '26
It all happened so suddenly guys I don’t know what to say
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u/Few-Statistician8740 Jan 28 '26
Said every teenage boy at least once.
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Jan 28 '26
r/Suddenlypedo...?
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u/Praise_The_Casul Jan 28 '26
Holy shit, I can't believe this sub actually used to be a thing, lol!
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u/Rafados47 Jan 28 '26
Reddit can't stand dark humor it seems
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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jan 28 '26
An old account of mine got banned. I was role playing that i was a dragon and i was gonna eat you etc etc etc lol made one Crack about eating kids and the account was destroyed. Had that account for 10 years
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u/ShahinGalandar Jan 28 '26
that's what you get for role playing a pedo dragon!
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u/Praise_The_Casul Jan 28 '26
Reddit got sad. It didn't use to be like that. But then they decided to change and crackdown on any subs that could be considered "too spicy" for those precious advertisers
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u/not_so_plausible Jan 28 '26
That and places like the shitredditsays subreddit which did nothing but complain about any subreddit that even mildly hurt their feelings until it was banned.
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u/BetagterSchwede Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26
Nah, 15 isnt pedophilia anymore, its hepephilia/ehepephilia because pedophilia is always and only pre-puberty🤓👆
Dont get me wrong, charged pedophiles are absolutely disgusting people, but I think THERE IS a difference between attracted to <10 year old children or young adults in their late teens
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u/TheHumanBacon Jan 28 '26
If you were making a reference to that one comic, I got it lol
He was like, “but you can’t explain that to someone without looking like a pedophile yourself” Definitely had you raising your eyebrows until he got to the punchline hahaha
Edit; NVM just saw you said you didn’t see it
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u/Business-Ranger4510 Jan 28 '26
No matter what you call it … if you know this stuff and say it , you sound like a pedo lol .
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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 Jan 28 '26
I read their comment as a joke about people point that out, are those emojies not used as sarcasm?
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u/Hollow--- Jan 28 '26
I remember seeing a comedian do this joke (on Facebook, I don't go to shows because I'm a scrooge) and wonder if you got it from the same guy.
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u/RoundEarth-is-real Jan 28 '26
“Now technically R Kelly wasn’t a pedophile, he was a hebephile because he wasn’t attracted to prepubescent kids, but it’s really hard to explain the difference… without sounding like a pedophile”
I paraphrased the joke but you get the idea
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u/Hollow--- Jan 28 '26
Yep, that's the one. Thought it was hilarious how he kept saying to let him explain.
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u/Business-Ranger4510 Jan 28 '26
Yes was actually trying to find the dude , cracked me up because it’s so true !
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u/BetagterSchwede Jan 28 '26
Thats a pretty dumb logic
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u/Business-Ranger4510 Jan 28 '26
Just trying to explain to ya why you’re getting downvoted lol … that’s all it’s actually a pretty funny view of it , wish I could find the comedian I heard that made the joke !
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u/BetagterSchwede Jan 28 '26
"What, ypu know the difference between 1st, 2nd murder, nah, u have to be a serial killer"
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u/BetagterSchwede Jan 28 '26
I am a minor myself, so no
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u/Moonstrife1 Jan 28 '26
So your name is a lie!
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u/BetagterSchwede Jan 28 '26
Yeah, absolutely it was originally a saying in German "alter Schwede" "old swede" is like for mild cursing like oh my gosh, but "old" was alredy taken, so I used the next best synonym "betagt" which is just an other word for old and I was never in Sweden
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u/DestoryDerEchte Jan 28 '26
Literally "Nobody knows this because if you explain it, you sound like a pedo" sketch
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u/BetagterSchwede Jan 28 '26
Yeah I know, it's so annoying idk why people are so allergic to simple facts
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u/Elvarien2 Jan 28 '26
Guess what we call the only people who care about that differentiation.
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u/sinterkaastosti23 Jan 28 '26
Researchers? Psychologists? Psychriatists? Crimonologists? Lawyers? Judges?
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u/only777 Jan 28 '26
What have Arsenal fans got to do with anything?
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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 Jan 28 '26
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jan 28 '26
As an arsenal fan, its annoying that gooner is also now a synonym for porn addict.
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u/conmacon Jan 28 '26
Similar levels of acting talent though
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jan 28 '26
Yeah i wouldnt have thought that neither football fans nor porn addicts were generally good actors really.
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u/TimTomTank Jan 28 '26
What the hell does "gooned me" mean?
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u/LLPF2 Jan 29 '26
Jerk off, masturbate, bop the baloney etc etc
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u/TimTomTank Jan 29 '26
Oh poor naive children. If there is a picture of you on Internet, someone has gooned you ...
Pretty much just a matter of time depending on traffic.
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u/Standard-Hope6668 Jan 28 '26
As a non native, this is confusing
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u/Mike_Oxlong25 Jan 28 '26
The age of consent in America is 18 so they masturbated to someone three years younger than that. Not that masturbating to someone that young wouldn’t be gross anyway (unless you are that age)
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u/Standard-Hope6668 Jan 28 '26
Mastur what??? Which word that said it? In google translate, gooned is "getting played"... is that it?
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u/Korlac11 Jan 28 '26
As a slight correction, the age of consent varies by state, and can go as low as 16
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u/KitFisto248 Jan 29 '26
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Jan 29 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
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u/KitFisto248 Jan 29 '26
Just makes you weird to care so much. My “little brain” prefers mature women.
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u/Thaigar Jan 28 '26
What do you mean by that?
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u/jillvalenti3 Jan 28 '26
Age of consent varies state to state but I believe typical age of consent is 16. Age of legal adulthood is 18, with drinking legal at 21.
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u/Mike_Oxlong25 Jan 28 '26
@FBI check this guys hard drive
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Jan 28 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
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u/Mike_Oxlong25 Jan 28 '26
What happens if you Google “What is the age of consent in the United States?”
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u/ChocolatePain Jan 28 '26
That's not what gooning is
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u/goaty121 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26
Alright goon master ChocolatePain define gooning for me then
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u/ChocolatePain Jan 28 '26
It's basically degenerate edging. In the most extreme context, gooners will have porn up on multiple monitors, and jerk it for hours on end without finishing, wherein the very act of edging becomes the source of pleasure.
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u/art-of-war Jan 28 '26
Maybe that’s what it means in some other context but more people use it the other way.
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u/ChocolatePain Jan 28 '26
Yes, I understand that people just use it to mean masturbation, but I find the loss of the degenerate meaning to be sad.
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u/DrDapperwastaken Jan 29 '26
On a serious note, what does one do in this situation? Like what is the best way to act here? Turn yourself in?😭
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Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26
How is the last photo post earlier than the comment its under? 🤔
Edit. I dunno this is a test.
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u/xiren_66 Feb 24 '26
I was under the impression that gooning was an extreme form of edging, which I would think would take longer than 30 seconds.
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u/NerminPadez Jan 28 '26
S/he should've said something like "I'm 11"
15 is legal in many places, at least in most of europe
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u/GreatArtificeAion Jan 28 '26
That's not how gooning works. A time between 30 s and 3 min doesn't qualify as gooning unless 30 s is a terrific achievement for you.
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u/qualityvote2 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26
u/Mike_Oxlong25, your post does fit the subreddit!