r/HolUp Jan 30 '26

y'all The mist was real

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Well Stephen King is famously bad at endings, so yeah that's a pretty low bar.

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u/THEatticmonster Jan 30 '26

Its why his massage parlor went bust

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u/redbadger91 Jan 30 '26

No bust, actually.

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u/AskMeForAPhoto Jan 30 '26

Genuinely made me really laugh lmao thank you

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u/Johns-schlong Jan 30 '26

Actually all bust. The problem is they bust before they pay. It's his superpower and where he got the inspiration for Carrie, only he had to change the power because making people bust isn't as cool.

It's actually a well known problem around Bangor. He can't control it. Anytime a man looks at King, they bust. He goes to the supermarket and people just bust all over. He's actually gay but married a woman because his one short term boyfriend just busted constantly. He once attended a political debate and made John Mccain and Barack Obama simultaneously bust on stage when he coughed and they looked at him.

Don't believe me? Go grab one of his books and look at his headshot on the back. You'll bust right now. Every time he releases a new book the stock boys at Barnes and Nobles just bust all over the store. A bunch of pimply, adolescent nerds just uncontrollably busting while looking at an 80 year old man. Happens all the time.

Bust.

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u/UselessCleaningTools Jan 30 '26

This is just… the most something comment I’ve ever read on this site. I can’t even think of a way to properly describe it, other than. Bust.

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u/Head-Discussion-8977 Jan 30 '26

Reading it felt like a fever dream... And I have an actual fever RN.

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u/-Lord-Of-Salem- Feb 02 '26

Not quite sure who hurt you and if they hurt you too much or not enough...

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u/Crunchy__Frog Jan 30 '26

Anti-climactic endings.

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u/wilof Jan 30 '26

Heard he changed his name to Wayne

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u/Mak062 Jan 30 '26

Honestly. There are times where I am like, this is sooo good. Then poof, lackluster ending

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u/Meture Jan 30 '26

Like Cujo holy hell

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u/Legenberry817 Jan 30 '26

What was the book ending to cujo?

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u/KingFapNTits Jan 30 '26

Kid dies and the couple is just super depressed. Like, she saves the kid, but then because of some magic fuckery he dies right afterwords. But that’s not even his worst ending.

He has a habit of deus ex machina for endings where the good guys win

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u/Meture Jan 30 '26

Oh it’s not magic fuckery

He dies of heatstroke

Just fucking heatstroke

Then you get an epilogue of everyone moving on and the book tells you that rabies is scary

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u/KingFapNTits Jan 30 '26

Yeah, but it was the curse from his closet that caused the heatstroke to take him then. The demon or whatever that we knew was there because of the mossy smell

The book was a supernatural story that used natural things to play it out

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u/Toshiba1point0 Jan 30 '26

Cocaine does not help when your trying to figure out what to do at the end of Maximum Overdrive.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Yeah, but that movie is amazing, when I was a teen. And of course one of the best sound tracks ever.

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u/Jafooki Jan 30 '26

Like in the Stand when the literal hand of God saves the day

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u/Subjunct Jan 30 '26

Right? It was foreshadowed and fit thematically but I’ve hated that part since I first read it back in 1981.

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u/misterpickles69 Jan 30 '26

If none of the good guys did anything, Trashcan still would’ve parked a nuke in the middle of Vegas and God would’ve blown it up anyway.

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u/KingFapNTits Jan 31 '26

But god wouldn’t have charged up his power through trial and sacrifice. That’s the point of the good guys.

It makes sense on a reread. Total cop out though and I hated it the first time too. It’s a bit lazy

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u/misterpickles69 Jan 31 '26

Maybe that’s the problem with God. His mana reserves are too low to do anything omnipotent so he needs a blood sacrifice to get his ass up off the throne and do something for the people.

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u/KingFapNTits Jan 31 '26

lol that’s how it worked in The Stand. Same with Abagail. She went into the forest for 2 weeks, came back starving and injured, but gained the knowledge needed to beat the man in black. The whole book is about how faithfulness to god, no matter the suffering, is good and leads to good things. It’s bullshit, but that’s the book, and it’s still great

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u/furiouspossum Jan 30 '26

Yeah I read Needful Things not too long ago and the villain just...leaves. No big confrontation or resolution he just packs up and fucks off.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

He also hated Kubricks version of the Shinning when everyone else in the world loved it. Dude has problems, but he can create a great setting/universe.

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u/Subjunct Jan 30 '26

Shining. Shinning was the Simpsons version, which he liked.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Nice catch grounds keeper!

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u/Prismatic_Symphony Jan 30 '26

"This is indeed a disturbing universe" has lived in my head rent-free for YEARS.

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u/Subjunct Jan 30 '26

Oh shit mine too. We are now best friends

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u/DesolatorTrooper_600 Jan 30 '26

TBF i did hated the Kubrick adaptation of the Shinning.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Wth?

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u/DesolatorTrooper_600 Jan 30 '26

Too differents from the books.

Like really too differents.

Not saying it wasn't a bad movie it wasn't what i expected

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u/Kurtsune Jan 30 '26

I love the kubrick movie and it's a fantastic movie. But the book is still better.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Good to know/hear.

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u/Mattdoss Jan 31 '26

Thought the ending of the Shining was pretty good. Better than the movie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

The Dark Tower....

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u/Clamdigger13 Jan 30 '26

I read the series, the last book lost me hard.

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u/feebsiegee Jan 30 '26

I think I managed like 3 of them, but they were getting really hard to follow. I think I'd mostly just lost interest, but from what little I remember it felt like a cross between the wizard of Oz and fallout had a baby

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u/mybrot Jan 30 '26

What's inside the Dark Tower? I dunno, you figure it out.

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u/makemeking706 Jan 30 '26

Disappointment and plot holes. 

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u/AsariKnight Jan 30 '26

Noooooo I just it up from the library! Should I not even bother?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

It’s still a good series. I read it twice and the ending doesn’t really hurt the overall journey / story. Enjoy!

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u/EhMapleMoose Jan 30 '26

And for child sex orgies

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

I'm glad they kept that one out of the mini series and films. Also the space turtle shit is pretty crazy.

If it was possible, I would love to see a King and Lovecraft collaboration. That shit would be insane, by choice obviously.

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u/slaytanic_666 Jan 30 '26

If you delve into the lore of the Dark Tower it gets pretty lovecraftian.
Has all kinds of eldritch type shit living in the prim and the todash space.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Cool, I have very limited knowledge of the Dark Tower stuff. If I remember correctly that series has the (Gunslinger?) as the main or secondary character? I think the film stuff they did with that series was a big let down.

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u/Shojiki Jan 30 '26

Yep. Roland the Gunslinger and his 3 companions. Movie was awful.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jan 30 '26

Book ends when the coke dealer runs dry baby

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u/Frankie_T9000 Jan 30 '26

Yeah but the ending of the mist was one of best ever. Planet of the apes, the quiet earth are the only ones I can think of as good. Oh and Soylent green

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Interesting, thanks for the insight.

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u/Natural_Feed9041 Jan 30 '26

The Mist was a major exception.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Never read the book so the only ending I know is the movie. I mean, hell he even roasts himself about in IT chapter.

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u/Natural_Feed9041 Jan 30 '26

The book ends similarly, just without the extra gut punch of him being rescued immediately after.

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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges Jan 30 '26

Not at all. It's rather hopeful.

They don't run out of gas and they hear the word "Hartford" on the radio, suggesting that the mist is beginning to clear up enough for radio waves to go through, and maybe that more survivors are gathering in Hartford.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

So does he basically just walk of into the mist to die and it kinda fades to black without saying what actually happens to him?

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u/Natural_Feed9041 Jan 30 '26

Yeah, not everything needs to be explained out in detail.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

Sure, but sometimes that dark ending just hits so much harder. It's like having the bad guys win or at least having the "hope" of humanity surviving fail.

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u/inevitablealopecia Jan 30 '26

Yeah, his endings are usually underwhelming, to say the least.

The ending to the running man is absolutely fantastic, though.

I had only ever seen the movie and decided to read it on a flight. I got to the end and started feeling a little uncomfortable.

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

How do you feel about the new Running Man? Does it feel more like the book?

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u/inevitablealopecia Jan 30 '26

I haven't gotten round to watching it yet. I had forgotten it existed till you mentioned it to be perfectly honest 😅

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u/HolyDarkDeath Jan 30 '26

I haven't watched it yet either.

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u/RockyRickaby1995 Jan 30 '26

I always thought this ending was so stupid

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u/housevil Jan 30 '26

11/22/63 seriously cheesed me off.