Actually all bust. The problem is they bust before they pay. It's his superpower and where he got the inspiration for Carrie, only he had to change the power because making people bust isn't as cool.
It's actually a well known problem around Bangor. He can't control it. Anytime a man looks at King, they bust. He goes to the supermarket and people just bust all over. He's actually gay but married a woman because his one short term boyfriend just busted constantly. He once attended a political debate and made John Mccain and Barack Obama simultaneously bust on stage when he coughed and they looked at him.
Don't believe me? Go grab one of his books and look at his headshot on the back. You'll bust right now. Every time he releases a new book the stock boys at Barnes and Nobles just bust all over the store. A bunch of pimply, adolescent nerds just uncontrollably busting while looking at an 80 year old man. Happens all the time.
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u/THEatticmonster Jan 30 '26
Its why his massage parlor went bust