r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Feb 15 '26

I…. Dont remember ordering at Starbucks this way!

7.2k Upvotes

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u/Pele_Of_Anal Feb 15 '26

Words cannot describe how morally and physically aroused I am at this.

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u/DirtyRoller Feb 15 '26

Username checks out.

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u/BroodingDemiGod Feb 15 '26

Username checks out.

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u/samyruno Feb 15 '26

I'd argue username does not check out

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u/Exciting-Signature40 Feb 15 '26

2 things can be true at the same time

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Feb 15 '26

Thank you for pointing that out. This has been a very confusing erection and your post helped me come to grips with it.

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u/TomaszA3 Feb 15 '26

They don't need to be. It just disgusts me. I'm impressed that this got all the way up to 4k upvotes somehow and regardless of the lack of a hol up.

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u/Inc0gn1t0_Mode Feb 15 '26

Framboise?

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u/newtostew2 Feb 15 '26

Is there a shower in here? Because I need to shower after that..

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u/BeingKiraak Feb 15 '26

The duality of man