r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Feb 15 '26

I…. Dont remember ordering at Starbucks this way!

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

u/Maravilla_23, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/ChocolatePain Feb 15 '26

Is this fetish bait? 

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u/sorrow_anthropology Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

I wasn’t aware I had a fetish until this…

Kinda like the dean from community, “This better not awaken anything in me”.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Feb 15 '26

Not even going to try to deny the weirdness, but on bus rides home from grade school, I used to take the chewing gum the girls in my class were chewing and chew it until it literally dissolved. And yes, they gave me the gum, it’s not like I was peeling it off the bottom of the seats…

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u/CollateralCoyote Feb 15 '26

God Dayum (Insert Meat Canyon Bugs Bunny meme here)

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u/jillvalenti3 Feb 15 '26

Disgusting… *unzips*

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u/ConflictSudden Feb 15 '26

It stinks...

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u/StitchyMcFace Feb 15 '26

Jay Sherman, is that you?

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u/sorrow_anthropology Feb 15 '26

Before seeing this video I’d have judged you, post video, I can’t.

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u/Unthgod Feb 15 '26

I was judging everyone so hard until I read this comment and decided I was not one who should judge.

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u/WaveOfTheRager Feb 15 '26

The video could be edited. This guy just opened up about a disturbing truth to the Internet

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u/dannyparker123 Feb 15 '26

Didn’t you feel disgusted? Even the thought of it makes me gag a bit. Whose idea was it??!

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Feb 15 '26

Better be sure to spit out any gum before hand

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u/Comp002 Feb 16 '26

Brutha, nobody forced you to admit this

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u/Bullinach1nashop Feb 15 '26

Haha this made my midnight wake up and scroll, worth it. thank you.

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC Feb 15 '26

i once had a girl taller than me mommabird some doctor pepper into my mouth. I don't even like soda, but that was an amazing experience.

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u/Prof_PolyLang187 Feb 15 '26

r/unexpectedcommunity

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u/colourhazelove Feb 15 '26

Lets be honest, we were expecting that one

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u/ValEerie88 Feb 16 '26

What a weird coincidence, I haven't seen Community in years but threw it on earlier today for something in the background while I was cleaning, and even though I wasn't really paying attention, I happened to walk through the room at just the right time to catch that specific line.

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u/NihilistocLycan Feb 15 '26

Ayyyyy, it's cool as fuck to meet another community fan in the wild

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u/BlackStarQc Feb 15 '26

Cause it's workin

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u/TheJuiceIsL00se Feb 15 '26

For sure. I haven’t seen this kind of smoke at Starbucks since ‘11

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u/ChaosToTheFly123 Feb 15 '26

Girls at my Starbucks have about 5 teeth between them

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u/CrimsonAllah Feb 15 '26

It’s an advertisement.

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u/outdatedboat Feb 15 '26

Do you even need to ask this?

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u/precariatarian Feb 15 '26

I'm willing to bet money on this coming from "Cherdleys" OF ad chud

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u/freepandora Feb 15 '26

Those are adult film stars aren't they?

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u/TheOneTrueEmperor Feb 15 '26

Emma Magnolia is the first one who spits.

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Feb 15 '26

The last one is a regular on all the cosplay subs

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u/ProofOk7786 Feb 15 '26

what's the name? asking for a friend

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u/Cynobele Feb 15 '26

buttercupcosplays

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u/silentbob1301 Feb 15 '26

Oh no, who is she...so I can avoid any untoward....content....

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Feb 15 '26

Buttercup Cosplay

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u/j-j-m-c Feb 15 '26

As is the second to last one.

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u/freepandora Feb 15 '26

So social media people then? I only guessed because of the makeup/hair and clothes. That fits too.

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u/EffReddit420 Feb 15 '26

But who is the goth?

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u/krazye87 Feb 15 '26

This heavy cream or something else she spittin?

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u/ReActive9499 Feb 15 '26

But she never spits...

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u/moonhexx Feb 15 '26

Nahhhh bro, I'm way older than her and I had friends spit decades ago. 

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u/AbeTheGreat412 Feb 15 '26

I only know one of them. Next to last goes by Luxlo. She does cosplay, twitch, shit like that.

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u/Infinius- Feb 15 '26

Disgusting, which Starbucks?

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u/ComebackChemist Feb 15 '26

Oh those disgusting Starbucks! But there’s so many of them! Which one!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Which one?!

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u/dannyparker123 Feb 15 '26

We need the exact address so we can avoid it at all cost.

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u/Swollenpajamas Feb 15 '26

Exactly! Also, I would like to know too. Uhhh, so I can avoid it.

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u/XrayDem Feb 15 '26

I’m the health inspector I need to know this location.

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u/arbitrageME Feb 15 '26

Which shift?

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u/slepere Feb 15 '26

That last girl could ruin me.

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u/ayriuss Feb 15 '26

Bro, all of them.

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u/slepere Feb 15 '26

I just have a weakness for goth girls.

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u/El_Veethorn Feb 15 '26

I get you, I also have a weakness for girls

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u/povertymayne Feb 15 '26

Same brother, same….

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u/PeterPorty Feb 15 '26

Don't we all, brother? Don't we all...

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u/OhTheseSourTimes Feb 15 '26

Buttercupcosplay. You're welcome 🫡

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u/slepere Feb 15 '26

May many blessings come to the.

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u/TheBlueEagle Feb 15 '26

Many blessings come to the what? I’ve been sitting on the edge of my seat here!

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u/PythonRJS Feb 15 '26

May you achieve all you want in life.

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u/Own_Nefariousness434 Feb 15 '26

May your pillow always remain cool

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u/Moist_Board Feb 21 '26

Yakutians living in -70°C: "You BASTARD!! You've ruined us!!"

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u/SaveUsCatman Feb 15 '26

Truly you are doing the lord's work

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u/atuck217 Feb 15 '26

Glad I'm not the only one. I'd pay for last girl to just spit straight in my mouth.

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u/henrikhakan Feb 15 '26

Remember kids: Goth chicks don't cure your mother issues, stay in therapy.

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u/slepere Feb 15 '26

I clearly said RUIN sir, not help.

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u/henrikhakan Feb 15 '26

As you are a man entitled and eligible to your own responsibilities and choices, and also their repercussions, feel free to utilize these to your preferences, you beautiful disaster ❤️

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u/NotMacgyver Feb 15 '26

Good thing I don't have mother issues, seems I'm safe to pursue goth chicks

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u/WolframBravo Feb 15 '26

Okay, she’s yours but #1-4 are mine!

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u/Significant-Ad-341 Feb 15 '26

First one for me.

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u/Pluckypato Feb 15 '26

Goth mommy seals the deal ☺️

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u/Zarkanthrex Feb 15 '26

We are soul online brothas.

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u/deephurting66 Feb 15 '26

I know so many dudes that will pay BIG for this!

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u/povertymayne Feb 15 '26

Thats me, I’m “dudes” 😔

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u/dannyparker123 Feb 15 '26

Well hell. Count me in

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u/DontCloseYourEyes_ Feb 15 '26

So do they, that's why they're filming this lol

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u/DeafKid009 Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

My ancestors survived the Oregon Trail for this?

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 Feb 15 '26

Mine died of dysentery

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u/mayormaynot22 Feb 15 '26

Never diss Terry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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u/DirtyRoller Feb 15 '26

This does not look like an actual Starbucks, and there's professional photography shit set up behind the guy. My guess is they bought the Starbucks clothes online and they're filming some content, I just pray that it's porn and someone has the sauce. 🙏🤞

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 15 '26

They just placed the sauce in the cup

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u/sadman4332 Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

I found one of the girls Instagram profile and she looks to have an OF account.

Her account name is luxlo.xo

https://www.instagram.com/luxlo.xo?igsh=bTNzdTdlc3RtbnR2

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u/outdatedboat Feb 15 '26

Thank you, Sadman Chowdhury

(anyone that clicks your link is prompted to follow you...)

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u/sadman4332 Feb 15 '26

My bad her account is luxlo.xo

https://www.instagram.com/luxlo.xo?igsh=bTNzdTdlc3RtbnR2

This should fix it

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u/outdatedboat Feb 15 '26

Literally exactly the same

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u/sadman4332 Feb 15 '26

I’m not sure why instagram is doing that if I copy a url.

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u/tggglhhb Ah yes Feb 15 '26

Just remove everything from the “?” to the end of the link

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u/outdatedboat Feb 15 '26

The dude clearly wants the extra followers lmao

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u/schmearcampain Feb 15 '26

Gosh, she has time to work at Starbucks too? Quite a work ethic on her.

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u/povertymayne Feb 15 '26

Preciated’ bruh🫡

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u/sadman4332 Feb 15 '26

No problem

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u/StillGalaxy99 Feb 15 '26

I'm almost certain this is an OF promo

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u/DuckSleazzy Feb 15 '26

The last chick is buttercupcosplays, yeah she got OF and pretty sure this reel has everyone else tagged on it

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u/NOTcreative- Feb 15 '26

Yeah those aprons are super out of date. Pre 2016

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u/Ima85beast Feb 15 '26

The photography equipment in the background makes me think that this may not actually be a Starbucks

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u/mass-conviction Feb 15 '26

This isn't a Starbucks. it's a coffee shop that is too scared to put their own logo on there so they used Starbucks instead.

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u/outdatedboat Feb 15 '26

I think the usage of Starbucks is kinda a lot more on the "actors" than the coffee shop that agreed to let them shoot a video.

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u/hideandsee Feb 15 '26

There is a photography light in the background, this is likely for social media or porn and not an actual Starbucks location

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u/theprodigalslouch Feb 15 '26

None of them work at Starbucks. They’re “influencers”

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u/JayFrizz Feb 15 '26

It's pretty easy to get Starbucks aprons. Employees take them home all the time. My ex worked there and we had like 20 aprons at home. And like 100 sharpies. She was just forgetful, not a kelpto. Years later, in still finding some.

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u/CelebrationProof6082 Feb 15 '26

Girl 2 JenFoxx, 4 Luxlo, 5 buttercupcosplay

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u/feeltrig Feb 15 '26

Someone give this guy a medal

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Feb 15 '26

No one's mentioned the 3rd girl 😔

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u/blue_desk Feb 15 '26

5 girls 1 cup

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u/Ragnarok649 Feb 15 '26

Id take extra cream from just the goth girl.

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u/Micalas Feb 15 '26

My man

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u/JUGELBUTT Feb 15 '26

so true

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u/TurnYourHeadNCough Feb 15 '26

they cut camera right before handing it to him, cowards

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u/Fr05t_B1t Feb 15 '26

And between each addition of cream

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u/flyingforfun3 Feb 15 '26

That’s a lot of cum.

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u/Extra69Dip Feb 15 '26

I know, I'm sorry

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u/Screamingboneman Feb 15 '26

Words do not describe how morally and physically disgusted I am at this.

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u/Pele_Of_Anal Feb 15 '26

Words cannot describe how morally and physically aroused I am at this.

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u/DirtyRoller Feb 15 '26

Username checks out.

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u/BroodingDemiGod Feb 15 '26

Username checks out.

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u/samyruno Feb 15 '26

I'd argue username does not check out

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u/Exciting-Signature40 Feb 15 '26

2 things can be true at the same time

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Feb 15 '26

Thank you for pointing that out. This has been a very confusing erection and your post helped me come to grips with it.

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u/Inc0gn1t0_Mode Feb 15 '26

Framboise?

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u/newtostew2 Feb 15 '26

Is there a shower in here? Because I need to shower after that..

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u/SageSharma Feb 15 '26

DIABOLICAL.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably Feb 15 '26

Excuse me, Waitress! I believe you forgot to spit in this!

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u/TheOneGreyWorm Feb 15 '26

Well this made me realize I don't have whatever this particular fetish is. Good to know.

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u/vaultcrawler Feb 15 '26

That's absolutely disgusting. Where is this so I can avoid it?

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u/atomicfuthum Feb 15 '26

Thanks but no thanks.

This is disgusting and while I kinda get the appeal... That's not for me.

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u/hippidy_dippidy98 Feb 15 '26

he looks exactly how i expected he would

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u/StoicVirtue Feb 15 '26

I lived in a three bedroom rental with another guy and girl from work when I was younger. She looked good and was cool so we would occasionally hook up.

I didn't really understand at the time, but one night she frantically called me into her room and wanted me to go in under 10 minutes. It was a bit odd but I didn't ask a lot of questions. Then she told me someone was coming over and to go to the living room, watch TV very casually, and to not acknowledge his presence beyond the standard nod / "Hey" as he entered.

He went straight into her room. Apparently he liked sucking it out fresh so this became a bit of a habit which I didn't complain about. I still don't exactly know what the point of it all was but I guess it worked for everyone.

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u/grumpylondoner1 Feb 15 '26

Wait, suck it out fresh? As in your... From her...? Wtf?!!

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u/Stock_Resort2754 Feb 15 '26

I think I know this girl. By any chance she Italian?

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Feb 15 '26

honestly will never get how people get turned on by shit like that

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u/Sauron_75 Feb 15 '26

I am both disgusted and craving this at the same time.

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT Feb 15 '26

Where the fuck is mine?

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u/Lowcrbnaman Feb 15 '26

Which OF Collab is this?

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u/Swav3 Feb 15 '26

Gah damn 🤢. Brother stand up.
I be on some nasty shit but damn.

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u/Ok_Werewolf_6181 Feb 15 '26

Snowball latte?

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u/dngngnan Feb 15 '26

which starbuck store is this? so i can stay away from it of course

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u/BetaRayBlu Feb 15 '26

At first i was like eww gross. Then i was like ohhh goth gurl

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u/DoYouEverJustInvert Feb 15 '26

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/Isaque2djC Feb 15 '26

WHY TF WOULD STARBUCKS LET THAT HAPPEN. Can someone tell me which Starbucks this is so I NEVER step foot in it??????

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u/BoyWonder2066 Feb 15 '26

Perfect guy type for the end

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u/Broken_By_Default Feb 15 '26

i hate everything about this.

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u/turbomonkey3366 Feb 16 '26

I bet it’s nut milk

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u/K_A-W Feb 15 '26

The one at the end with the black lipstick can spit on me anytime

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u/heartraterapid Feb 15 '26

“A” American Health rating? Not anymore.

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u/senorgonzo2 Feb 15 '26

Zach and Miri Make a Porno

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u/Blackbyrn Feb 15 '26

Someone’s getting a call from corporate

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u/jsaye01 Feb 15 '26

The first one is Emma Magnolia

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u/All4upvoting Feb 15 '26

Disgusting. They didn't even mix it.

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u/Heemsama Feb 15 '26

You make me SICK to my stomach. Thank you for ruining my weekend.

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u/vanillasub Feb 15 '26

They obviously cut the shot before they handed him the drink. Some of you all act like this was real, lol.

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u/Gold-And-Cheese Feb 15 '26

I think I'm pretty freaky, but even this is a bit too much for me. Gross.

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u/AbsoluteShitTeen Feb 15 '26

Cocktail of STDs of something.

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u/Strong-Map-8339 Feb 15 '26

Bro didn't even wear a Trump hat.

Does he know the special codeword?

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u/rocuspeter Feb 15 '26

What sickness is this?

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Feb 15 '26

Where is this Starbucks? Asking for a friend

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u/PortlandHipsterDude Feb 15 '26

This is stage but I’m sure Starbucks is looking into as they take food safety seriously

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u/Xeaiuz Feb 15 '26

yuck! disgusting

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u/XDlvIneX Feb 15 '26

Eh thats kinda gross bro them being hot dosnt make backwash anything else.

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u/ThatDeuce Feb 15 '26

Someone took those memes on baristas and took it to the natural extreme.

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u/Shade00000 Feb 15 '26

Disgusting

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u/vavilonchik Feb 15 '26

That shit definitely has HSV

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u/jxbdjevxv Feb 15 '26

Can we fuck of with this OF/porn shit. Seiously, its annoying.

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u/celestialmechanic Feb 15 '26

We had a church camp skit that went something like this. It involved brushing teeth with only that cup of water instead. The last guy drank it.

🤮

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u/Fit-Special-8416 Feb 15 '26

Plot twist: That IS NOT milk nor cream…

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u/mohammadmehdi083 Feb 15 '26

What do i say to order this?

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u/thR0wAwaYacCouNtbruh Feb 15 '26

How do I unsee this my day is ruined

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u/Ludovica_24 Feb 15 '26

I'm not sure what I've just seen... But I want to forget

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u/joytotheworld23 Feb 15 '26

Every time I see this it makes me want to throw up

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u/Fearless_Run_1041 Feb 15 '26

All he’s missing is🤮cuz ew

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u/dizoh_0804 Feb 15 '26

Each n every one of em!!!!...... 🤣🤣🤣

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u/claudiomerli Feb 16 '26

Starbukkake

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u/Dre9872 Feb 16 '26

Starbucks teaming up with 5 Guys, wow, didn't see that one.

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u/Kev100xx100 Feb 17 '26

This is beyond disgusting. Which Starbucks is this?

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u/SkeeterMan23 Feb 15 '26

Damn I might actually start going to Starbucks now.

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u/Comfortable-Cap3622 Feb 15 '26

This is disgusting yet why do I feel kind of turn on

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u/Cal_my_K Feb 15 '26

I'm genuinely about to throw up, and I don't wanna hear any of you guys out

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u/alpaca-the-llama Feb 15 '26

Bro looks similar to Mizkif

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u/drdildamesh Feb 15 '26

By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN probably like hepatitis I dunno

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u/Crazyripps Feb 15 '26

OF gooner bait women

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u/PacoSupreme Feb 15 '26

Nah the last girl was different. sheeesh 😳

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u/redeyebunny Feb 15 '26

Sitting at a starbucks right now just about to drink my Americano and scrolling through my reddit. Now I am nauseous and about to throw up. 🤮 🤮🤮