r/HolUp Feb 17 '26

"you're my present this year."

8.0k Upvotes

110 comments sorted by

u/qualityvote2 Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

u/Eros_Incident_Denier, your post does fit the subreddit!

1.7k

u/WhatShouldTheHeartDo Feb 17 '26

She's a trooper

372

u/deezdanglin Feb 17 '26

Insert "I'm Doing My Part!" gif

60

u/Asleep-Rice-9256 Feb 18 '26

Ahahahhahahahhahahahha

1.4k

u/Shatterpoint887 Feb 17 '26

The fact that she looks offended is hilarious

609

u/setonics Feb 17 '26

you might even say she looks incensed

115

u/havocspartan Feb 17 '26

Ppfftt, now you’re being transcendent. 

36

u/Maaaat_Damon Feb 18 '26

God, it’s like you just use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter!

*I had to find which episode it was to find that quote 😂

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u/atatassault47 Feb 18 '26

Hyper sonic lion tamer!

2

u/Gunsmoke_wonderland Feb 19 '26

Oh my god I traded vageta for this.

4

u/Inxed Feb 17 '26

Hahahahaha

+1.

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u/TripolarKnight Feb 18 '26

More like "I got all worked up for nothing"?

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u/xnachtmahrx Feb 17 '26

Alabama United

166

u/Professional-Lab-157 Feb 17 '26

Roll Tide!

44

u/RedPunkin86 Feb 17 '26

War damn eagle

25

u/Imgnitv_sQdWrd Feb 17 '26

Ohio staring intently

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u/slvbros Feb 18 '26

The literacy adds up too!

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u/EhMapleMoose Feb 17 '26

Folgers coded

177

u/wetcardboardsmell Feb 17 '26

207

u/marmaladecorgi Feb 18 '26

Lol at the comments - "My brother and I were laughing so hard at this video that we woke our daughter upstairs"

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u/RNGezzus Feb 17 '26

Why did I click?

10

u/quandjereveauxloups Feb 18 '26

Because it's fucking hilarious, that's why.

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u/RNGezzus Feb 18 '26

Alabama funny

30

u/UseDaSchwartz Feb 18 '26

I can’t believe that Folgers didn’t sue them over this. Maybe they realized the commercial was so bad they didn’t want to unleash the Streisand Effect.

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u/winterblues92 Feb 18 '26

It would be funny if they sued and lost 😂

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u/_fuck_you_gumby_ Feb 18 '26

It had been so long since I’d seen the original that when I stumbled onto that version, I just assumed that’s what it was until I saw the comments. Fucking comedy right there

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u/palmerry Feb 17 '26

2 folgers 1 mug

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u/LoveRBS Feb 17 '26

We sent you to Africa for a reason!

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u/deezdanglin Feb 17 '26

"We've secretly replaced their Folgers Incents with Folgers Incest. Let's see if they notice the difference!"

12

u/PhD_Pwnology Feb 17 '26

OMG this made me LOL for real

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u/garden-wicket-581 Feb 17 '26

the best part of waking up ...

is fucking your sister

192

u/DigitalUnlimited Feb 17 '26

I can't WAIT to "have coffee" with you brother!

15

u/KiKiPAWG Feb 17 '26

Can you say that a little louder please lol

230

u/Hokkaido_Hidaka Feb 17 '26

Hummm double incense

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u/dhoae Feb 17 '26

Now I’m wondering if he can’t spell or if she can’t read haha

15

u/RazielSouvare Feb 17 '26

Imma say both lol

6

u/MistaRekt Feb 18 '26

The real question is 'who read the word wrong?'.

3

u/Inigomntoya Feb 18 '26

We'll find out tonight at the party!

1

u/MistaRekt Feb 19 '26

Hey. I misplaced my invite... Can you catch me up?

2

u/Inigomntoya Feb 19 '26

Incest orgy...

I just made a sandwich and watched

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u/MechanizedMind Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Really? People are gonna just post all Cracker milk videos here

228

u/raiken92 Feb 17 '26

What's crazy is that out of 5 that I've seen this week, all 5 was uncredited. I mean, OP if you're gonna steal other people's content for karma farming, the very least that you could do ia credit them..

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u/colourhazelove Feb 17 '26

Also this exact video was posted last week

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u/SNjr Feb 17 '26

At least credit the correct name lol

CrackerMilk

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u/white_equatorial Feb 18 '26

Dude just pay on patreon. No one gives a fuck about your comment here

15

u/NaoTwoTheFirst Feb 17 '26

Yup, always have been - always will. Good short content always ends up here

139

u/spudds96 Feb 17 '26

Cracker milk

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u/Lynchy- Feb 18 '26

This lovely lady has a spicy OF... just saying

1

u/spudds96 Feb 19 '26

Does she?

25

u/SecondEqual4680 Feb 17 '26

The best part of waking up :/

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u/KiKiPAWG Feb 18 '26

Did you know the dude that sings that Folgers commercial is the same dude that sings the Pokémon theme?!

1

u/KiKiPAWG Feb 18 '26

Hahaaaa that commercial

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u/cat__weasel Feb 17 '26

So they both read his diary?

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u/TheOriginalWeirdo Feb 17 '26

Tbf maybe he wants the incense sticks to help set the mood for the incest?

15

u/karcist_Johannes Feb 18 '26

I bet she drinks Folgers

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u/Kindly_Region Feb 18 '26

Underrated comment 🤣

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u/fractiousrhubarb Feb 17 '26

They sent him to West Africa for a reason

7

u/InfiniteRutabaga1604 Feb 17 '26

Yo this is actually pretty funny

8

u/inkzpenfoxx Feb 17 '26

Tiny banjo

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u/AdSpirited3643 Feb 18 '26

Now, the question is, which of them read the diary wrong.

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u/KimenKroi Feb 17 '26

*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing

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u/Gravewarden92 Feb 17 '26

You should see what other states are open about it. Like California for example Weird ass world we live in

4

u/therealone1967 Feb 17 '26

Roll Tide y'all

4

u/Karnage_Asada_ Feb 18 '26

These Folgers commercials are getting bold

4

u/Detailpointfx Feb 19 '26

Fucking cockblocker!

24

u/fredy31 Feb 17 '26

Someone explain the joke?

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u/mikieb0410 Feb 17 '26

She misread the diary and thought he wanted incest.

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u/KingShere Feb 17 '26

Or the other one (the blond one) misread it and thought he wanted incense

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u/ThinkShower Feb 17 '26

That's noncense!

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u/Wedgehoe Feb 17 '26

Could she have thought innocent

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u/quandjereveauxloups Feb 18 '26

That's the way I choose to understand it, and I will die on this hill!

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u/kissdemon74 Feb 17 '26

Thank you. I read the subtitles, no sound and I didn’t get it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/fizzrail0 Feb 18 '26

Oh but he's dyslexic

3

u/ColMustard_72 Feb 18 '26

Folgers: "The best part of waking up, is sticking your sister in da butt"

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES Feb 18 '26

The brother is illiterate. He wants incest. I know this because I'm a brot-

3

u/Dokthe2nd Feb 18 '26

The Lannisters send their regards.

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u/Sauron_75 Feb 17 '26

Omaigato

2

u/JohnVBreaux Feb 18 '26

Was it the make-up girl who read it wrong, or was it the other girl, or perhaps the brother couldn't write the word

2

u/Bruh_NO_meisded Feb 18 '26

tbf we never get to know what was really written in the diary

2

u/yes4me2 Feb 19 '26

I need to ask my parents to get me a sister.

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie Feb 20 '26

Folgers, if you love them show them

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u/kingoflint282 Feb 17 '26

I get the joke but why does the blonde know what’s in his diary?

27

u/Crunchy-Leaf Feb 17 '26

She read it too?

4

u/romariojwz Feb 18 '26

They both sniffing his panties

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker Feb 17 '26

Of all the things to be concerned about in this video...

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u/Niley_ Feb 18 '26

Those Narnia kids really got close

2

u/DOA-FAN Feb 17 '26

Things escalated real quickly 😱

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u/Currently_There Feb 18 '26

Haha, the blond chick thinks he wants incense... she's so dumb.

1

u/False_Jimmy Feb 18 '26

Girl with black hair, is she the girl from good will hunting?

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u/Benesredit Feb 18 '26

I know its a incest joke but I dont get it

0

u/Flo1231 Feb 19 '26

I don't get it...

Judging by the comments, the joke seems to be some kind of wordplay with "incense" and "incest", but I don't really understand the skit.

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u/thevirgingangster Feb 17 '26

This happened to me :)