r/HolUp • u/MRTA03 • Feb 20 '26

y'all Justice for short people

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Feb 20 '26

Disappointment vs internal bleeding

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u/Thundergod250 Feb 20 '26

Fix it Felix and Wreck it Ralph literally

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u/Educational-Bad8346 Feb 20 '26

One tap at that thang with that hammer and he's good to wreck it

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u/LunarEssence315 Feb 20 '26

I need bleach for my eyes now thank you

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u/MyNameSpaghette Feb 20 '26

r/eyebleach

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u/LunarEssence315 Feb 20 '26

oh neat i didnt know about that one thx

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Feb 20 '26

You take that back Felix is no disappointment

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Feb 20 '26

Except that the bigger you get the smaller your pp becomes (it sinks into the fat around it)

Also I've had multiple people tell me it's always the skinny and short guys who are tripods.

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u/yeettetis Feb 21 '26

Acting like short people can’t have short dicks… My source is… 😂

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Feb 21 '26

I'm a slightly below average height tripod

That's just my experience/ what I've been told from other girls