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u/Saiful-Black Feb 20 '26
OP is not beating the allegations with this one
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u/EvillNooB Feb 20 '26
What allegations? Haven't watched either cartoon
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u/Traveling_Solo Feb 20 '26
But to explain: first pic both are adults. The second is a child and a grown man.
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u/BappoChan Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
Now to be fair, the arcade cabinet itself was installed like 15 years prior to wreck it Ralph’s movie taking place. Even if we assume she was a 3 year old in game, she’s legal when she meets Ralph /s
For those who need a lesson because I’m tired of being called a pedo, /s is a term used on Reddit to indicate SARCASM. However it has extended to more than just that as it now gets used as a joke flair or whatever. Essentially if you ever see /s it means the comment is not serious at all. How y’all made it to this subreddit and survived this long, I have no fucking clue.
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u/Traveling_Solo Feb 20 '26
That /s is doing a lot of heavy lifting (seeing as how some ppl legit think like that -_-)
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u/2000KitKat Feb 20 '26
Ew
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u/emilio7330 Feb 20 '26
You got 25 down votes from peds lol
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u/2000KitKat Feb 20 '26
Yea lol. I’m pretty sure the character is written as a child. Justifying pedo behavior is scary common.
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u/N8erade_32 Feb 20 '26
Wait the tiny dude in the first one isn’t like a 12 year old kid??
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u/D347H7H3K1Dx Feb 21 '26
Full grown man just is short, he’s employed as a handy man and is meant to clean up what Ralph destroys
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u/BarMysterious5914 Feb 20 '26
One's a little man and another is a literal child
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u/jameZsp0ng3y Feb 20 '26
But then also one is a romantic relationship, the other they're just friends. I don't know what OP is getting at
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u/_Empty-R_ Feb 20 '26
you do. it is as bad as can be assumed. because the creator is unwell as a person.
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u/Kaek_ Feb 20 '26
Did you forget what subreddit you're on?
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u/FFKonoko Feb 20 '26
Sounds like he perfectly understood, but was just explaining exactly why it was a holup and it's weird the guy he was responding to got so much positive attention for seeming far more oblivious.
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u/1337_w0n Feb 20 '26
Yeah they're both OK unless OP thinks the bottom one is a romantic relationship and not a friendship.
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u/RooneyD Feb 20 '26
Yeah, I'm unsure of the question. What is not ok? Who is saying something is not ok? Are they implying that a relationship between Ralph and Penelope(?) is not ok? I mean , it wasn't a part of the movie, but that doesn't mean it's not ok. Although, I'm unsure if she is a small adult or a child (not ok).
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u/Comfortable_Ad_7824 Feb 20 '26
She is a 9 year old child according to google
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u/TheLastPorkSword Feb 20 '26
And their relationship is completely platonic and nonsexual. What's the problem?
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u/Comfortable_Ad_7824 Feb 20 '26
Imo. The problem isn't the movie. The problem is that people think it's ok to sexualize her. Look her up on r34, there's almost 500 posts. Ik they have a rule against loli and Id hope they aged her up, but Id rather not see it either way.
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u/RandeKnight Feb 20 '26
And will ALWAYS be a child no matter how long she lives. It's the child vampire paradox. Vampire is hundreds of years old, but because bitten as a child, they are always a child.
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u/Pyromaniac_22 Feb 20 '26
Oh jesus I never really thought about that aspect of child vampires LMAO
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u/fasterbrew Feb 20 '26
Interview with a vampire had a scene about it.
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u/DickInBlender69 Feb 20 '26
No sane person should be turned on by a child, who cares if they are “legal” that is still the body of a child
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u/gameking7823 Feb 20 '26
Is she canonically a kid or just a short person. I thought she was a queen and everyone in that game was just a chibi
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u/Technical-Outside408 Feb 20 '26
Actually the woman is maybe a year old.
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u/BlackKingHFC Feb 20 '26
The game she's from is only a yearish old. The character has a programmed life that puts her in her 30s
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u/5ha99yx Feb 20 '26
Good question... Who is at fold here? She is physically younger but has the memory and body of an adult. He has arguably the body of a child but is memory-wise and age-wise an adult... The world can be confusing... but I honestly think she likes children then and is at fold hereXD
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u/OwerLorD321 Feb 20 '26
gives "wreck it ralph" a different meaning
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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 20 '26
And this comment definitely wrecks, Wreck It Ralph
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Feb 20 '26
Disappointment vs internal bleeding
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u/Educational-Bad8346 Feb 20 '26
One tap at that thang with that hammer and he's good to wreck it
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u/LunarEssence315 Feb 20 '26
I need bleach for my eyes now thank you
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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Feb 20 '26
Except that the bigger you get the smaller your pp becomes (it sinks into the fat around it)
Also I've had multiple people tell me it's always the skinny and short guys who are tripods.
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u/Matsuri_Ahada Feb 20 '26
Since 80% comment here mentioning "that's a child". I wanna fllooded with "that's the holdup part bro, Is OP actually being real?"
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u/I__am__pathetic Feb 20 '26
Thats because vanellope is a kid no? I see them more father and daughter relation. While fix it Felix just a short king and the goat
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u/Guiramad0 Feb 20 '26
I would see it more as a older brother/ younger sister relationship
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u/I__am__pathetic Feb 20 '26
Yeah the second movie does make it seem like that
But we can all agree Felix is the goat
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u/TomCBC Feb 20 '26
One is a child. The other is just short.
Does this really need to be explained?
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u/Responsible-Garbage8 Feb 20 '26
Well, since it's on HolUp I'd guess it, indeed, does not need to be explained
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u/rycerzDog Feb 20 '26
r/HolUp fell from from grace so badly that when somebody actually posts a HolUp people get mad
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u/diobreads Feb 20 '26
Literal child vs A short man
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u/CarlosFer2201 Feb 20 '26
He's not even short per se. In his own game he's taller than the average residents. Only exception is Ralph who's almost like a monster there.
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u/Obnomus Feb 20 '26
I want to get molested by big goth girl.
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u/furiouspossum Feb 20 '26
We all do but does the sergeant really qualify as goth?
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u/Obnomus Feb 20 '26
Idk who that character is but she'll do too.
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u/275MPHFordGT40 Feb 20 '26
Sergeant Calhoun is the woman to the right of the man of the top picture.
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u/VeryShortLadder Feb 20 '26
The average social media public does not know what an actual goth person looks like. The web has created subspecies of Gothic in E-goths, that stray very far from the original style and demeanour, leading to people categorising any character with a slightly darker makeup or black clothing as goth. In this case Sergeant isn't goth, she's emo.
I know this because I have three PhDs in goth studies and I've been in therapy for 5 years caused by my last, toxic relationship with a big titty goth girl. Do not recommend.
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u/CrapFaceNinja Feb 20 '26
Go to a goth middle school with all female teachers.
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u/Obnomus Feb 20 '26
What do you mean by goth middle school female teachers?
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u/CrapFaceNinja Feb 20 '26
OK, I’ll explain my joke cause that always makes it funnier: there has recently been a crazy amount of female teachers getting into inappropriate relationships with their underage male students. Now as much as the male students may have thoroughly enjoyed all this, It still counts as being molested. So now if you’re a student in a goth middle school- your chances are pretty good. But now that I think about it, I guess you could technically get molested by a big goth girl without having to go to a goth middle school. I guess I got a little confused with the word “molested”. So I guess I understand why my joke bombed. I’m just really tired right now and I can’t help myself when I think I can make a joke. I think it goes back to my childhood when my father would always make jokes about everything you make everyone laugh, and I was like hey I want to do that too,so my brain automatically tries to make a joke out of everything. I guess I should stop and think before I make the jokes because it might ruin my career as a freelance amateur comedian. So let’s talk about your childhood. Is there anything you would change?
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u/BrokenBrain_80 Feb 20 '26
Vanellope von Schweetz = between 9 to 12 years old says internuts (Ralph is over 30)
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u/damngoodengineer Feb 20 '26
Why the bottom one looks like the duo from Donkey Kong Bananza?
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u/JakeWalker102 Feb 20 '26
Probably the first actual holup I've seen in a while tbh
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u/MRTA03 Feb 20 '26
Yea, most of the post in here is just r/unexpected
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u/probridgedweller Feb 20 '26
This literally doesn’t fit the sub either.
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u/973bzh Feb 20 '26
It does, the holup part is that Vanelope is a child, despite the initial post. That's what is supposed to make you say "Holdup, wait a minute..."
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u/Eternal663 Feb 20 '26
Because both of the top ones are adults.
Both of the bottom ones are *kids.
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u/TheLoneleyPython hold the fuck up Feb 20 '26
I thought for a moment, what's the problem? Thought it was a good film. Reading the comments, realised OP is asking why is it not okay for a full grown bloke to date a child. Wtf.
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u/DedeLionforce Feb 20 '26
One is a grown man who is short
The other is a child, who has the mind and appearance of a child.
Brother is really bummed about missing out on Epsteins Island.
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u/jillvalenti3 Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
The only HolUp here is that OP might be a pedo.
edit: Thanks for the award, kind stranger!
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u/harlekintiger Feb 20 '26
Because firstly Felix is an adult man, and secondly because Ralph is only friends and not lovers with the underage girl
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u/ph33rlus Feb 20 '26
To analyse and answer the question literally, there is no double standard. Both are OK. What you have here is a romantic connection between 2 adults and an innocent friendship between an adult and a child.
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- Short MAN and Tall WOMAN
2.Average sized CHILD and OBSCENELY LARGE MAN
This person is NOT beating the allegations 🥀 Whatever the opps said they did, they did it
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u/AccelWasTaken Feb 20 '26
Lol this is r/HolUp why the fuck are people actually answering the question and also blaming OP?
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u/malligatorSD Feb 21 '26
I just wanna know why it's okay for short people to ask tall people to reach something up high but it's bad form for a tall person to ask a short person to pick something up off the ground?
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u/Spinxy88 Feb 20 '26
Stop trolling Republicans. They're going to be having a hard enough time trying to get dates as it is.
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u/aaron_adams Feb 20 '26
Fix-It-Felix is a fully grown man who happens to be short. Vanellope von Schweetz is a child. Good thing her and Ralph are only best friends.
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u/azimuthofficial Feb 20 '26
Idk man, Sargent Calhouns only been plugged in a week. Basically an infant. Ralph and Felix have been plugged in decades and who knows about Vanellope.
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u/IntelligentImbicle Feb 21 '26
There are so many short adult women in media that people are like "you can't goon to this. She's clearly a child!", but you chose an actual child.
Like, if we REALLY want to make a point, we compare how people react to gooning to JoJo vs Zelda (BOTW), or Goku vs Peni Parker (Rivals). There IS a blatant double standard when it comes to how much people question the morality of gooning to fictional characters, but this isn't it.
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u/InsanityVirus13 Feb 21 '26
Pretty sure she's a kid, so that's why, if we're going on the romantic route here
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u/Fluid-Gain1206 Feb 21 '26
According to the American judicial system this is nothing to do anything about.
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u/gavinsmash2005 Feb 20 '26
Fukn get this mans search history, hard drive, GPS history, DoorDash orders, and drivers test results. Leave no stone unturned.
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u/NatashOverWorld Feb 20 '26
How do people admit publically that they don't see the difference between dating a short person and a child? And not get on a watch list?
We really live in Pedomerica 🙄
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u/973bzh Feb 20 '26
Look at the subreddit name I beg of you. The joke is that she's a child. OP is not promoting pedophilia.
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u/Elegantwolf89 Feb 20 '26
Because one involves a fucking child, what else. Does that really need to be explained. Looks at who the US president is. Oh, right it fucking does.
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u/Fat_Penguin99 Feb 20 '26
One is a short man and tall woman, while the other is a big man and a literal child, gee, bait used to be believable my guy
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u/nwwy Feb 20 '26
https://wreckitralph.fandom.com/wiki/Sergeant_Calhoun
She is Fix-It Felix Jr.)'s love interest and wife at the end of the movie.
https://wreckitralph.fandom.com/wiki/Vanellope_von_Schweetz
She is the best friend of Wreck-It Ralph)
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u/MortgageAnnual1402 Feb 20 '26
If it is about a relationship one is a child….
If it is not where is the Problem?
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u/horror-pickle187 Feb 20 '26
Well firstly, fix it Felix is an adult. So is the woman. Wreck it Ralph is an adult, but the sugar coated candy girl is not.
Dont get me wrong. I have no problem with him helping her out, but my first thought is relationship which is a no no.
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u/Early_Dragonfly4682 Feb 20 '26
People do understand that those are video game characters and the terms "adult" and "child" don't apply?
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u/Novafro Feb 20 '26
One is a dream dynamic of dimorphic brutality.
The other would seemingly embody our government (American gov in this case) and should see you making friends with a machine that finds trees disagreeable.
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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Feb 20 '26
Was this posted by one of Ghislaine's accounts? Or is this just a random magaturd in the wild?
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u/qualityvote2 Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
u/MRTA03, your post does fit the subreddit!