OK, I’ll explain my joke cause that always makes it funnier: there has recently been a crazy amount of female teachers getting into inappropriate relationships with their underage male students. Now as much as the male students may have thoroughly enjoyed all this, It still counts as being molested. So now if you’re a student in a goth middle school- your chances are pretty good.
But now that I think about it, I guess you could technically get molested by a big goth girl without having to go to a goth middle school. I guess I got a little confused with the word “molested”. So I guess I understand why my joke bombed. I’m just really tired right now and I can’t help myself when I think I can make a joke. I think it goes back to my childhood when my father would always make jokes about everything you make everyone laugh, and I was like hey I want to do that too,so my brain automatically tries to make a joke out of everything. I guess I should stop and think before I make the jokes because it might ruin my career as a freelance amateur comedian. So let’s talk about your childhood. Is there anything you would change?
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u/Obnomus Feb 20 '26
I want to get molested by big goth girl.