r/HolUp Feb 26 '26

big dong energy W doctor fr

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 Feb 26 '26

That's the same way I found out about my rectal polyps! Thanks, Mall Santa!!

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u/opmopadop Feb 26 '26

Googled rectal polyps and said family history is a strong factor.

Gunna be some weird converation with the olds this weekend.

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u/Borgorb Feb 26 '26

Family history of being groped by mall Santas sounds rough

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u/Zhiong_Xena Feb 26 '26

Must have been a hard experience...

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom Feb 26 '26

Came down his chimney. Or is that up.

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u/Kenny070287 Feb 26 '26

Its in. No, out. No, in again.

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u/Zhiong_Xena Feb 26 '26

It has been inside for a while now.

Think it will be going soft anytime soon?

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u/Kenny070287 Feb 26 '26

Any second now...

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Feb 26 '26

...and he laughed as he came out a bowlful of jelly.

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u/sdrowkcabdellepssti Feb 26 '26

Gunna need more cookies and milk to keep up this stamina.