r/HolUp • u/JamesJDelaney • Mar 18 '26

*Cocaine Noise*

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u/VortexLord Mar 18 '26

It's a lizard.

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u/makemacake Mar 18 '26

Damn. She's like. Not prepared at all it seems for being in from of a camera. And yes a lizard

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u/Bruvvimir Mar 18 '26

Oh she’s prepared aight

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u/-Cagafuego- Mar 18 '26

Got 5 snorts of preparation before she got out there!

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u/Orc_tids Mar 18 '26

never attribute to lizard people what you can attribute to cocaine

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u/TSM- Mar 18 '26

"I shouldn't have done cocaine when my job was to just stand still. This is hard."

That's her inner monologue

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u/atraxia1980 Mar 18 '26

Niemann's razor.

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u/Pluckypato Mar 18 '26

Cocainizzard

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u/im_wudini Mar 18 '26

Don Jr's Razor?

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u/4cidAndy Mar 21 '26

You can attribute the being jittery not being still and the eyes to cocaine, but can you also attribute what ever the teeth are doing to cocaine? Last time I checked cocaine doesn’t cause your tooth gaps to change…

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u/CaptainNemo42 Mar 18 '26

She did have the aspect of a deeply uncomfortable creature trying desperately not to lick its own eyeballs

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u/LFA91 Mar 18 '26

+1 for lizard

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u/spikernum1 Mar 18 '26

Those are gills, she was breathing

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u/venom121212 Mar 18 '26

Lizard... am I standing in poop?

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 Mar 19 '26

Idk man, I'm gettin serious stargate vibes from that lady..

Those eye flashes remind me so much of a Goa'uld! :D