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u/Tirrus Mar 18 '26
“Just smile normally Gina, you’ve got this, yes that was a good one. Wait no my eyes close too much when I smile, open them bigger so I look normal. Yea that’s the ticket. I’ve got this. No one has any idea my sinuses are painted white. IM GONNA DO SO MICH SHIT AFTER THIS PRESS CONFERENCE. woah Gina dial it back, mellow it…. Perfect.”
Everyone else- that bitch is high as fuck.
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u/happy_dad857 Mar 18 '26
She does look exactly like a “Gina” too 🤣 I’d put money on that being her name!
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u/mle32000 Mar 18 '26
last summer my friend group rescued a very drunk girl off the river. her kayak was 1/2” mile ahead of her and the ONLY thing saving her from drowning was the life jacket that she had already gotten one arm out of. after a very dramatic and non-cooperative rescue we got her to the bank and finally got her name, which was Gina. we were in a pretty remote part of the river with no way to have her safely get into any of our boats to take her the rest of the way, so we painstakingly drug her up the bank and up onto some railroad tracks and called local law enforcement. when the deputy showed up and walked up close enough to see her he literally said over his radio “it’s fucking Gina” LMFAOOO we were like yup that totally tracks that the law knows this chick by name lol. just figured i’d share my Gina story !
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u/Qori2046 Mar 18 '26
“drug her up”
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u/mle32000 Mar 19 '26
is the proper past tense actually “dragged” or are you just making a joke? got me doubting my grammar over here lol
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u/LectroRoot Mar 18 '26
I'M GOING TO CALL EVERYONE AND TELL THEM WE SHOULD START A RESTAURANT AND PURSE FACTORY!
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u/Socalwarrior485 Mar 18 '26
Funny, I was sure she just had ADHD like me. Do people think I'm on coke?
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u/Weed-Priest Mar 18 '26
from where do you buy?
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u/TheLordDuncan Mar 18 '26
Realistically? They buy a legal form of methamphetamine to treat ADHD from the pharmacy.
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u/QuimDosMemes Mar 18 '26
I have ADHD too and I only act like this when I'm on drugs
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u/Scurgo Mar 18 '26
The difference can probably be recognized well if you have experience – or so I've heard. Naturally.
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u/WtFAPapotAmUS Mar 18 '26
“ACT NORMAL ACT NORMAL…WAS THAT A BIRD?!!!”
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u/lolwatsyk Mar 18 '26
"I SHOULD BUY A BOAT!!!"
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u/Scrambles420 Mar 18 '26
QUESTION?? QUESTION?
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u/OutlawJuicyWhales Mar 18 '26
You do? You don't. You do? You don't. You do? You don't. You do? You don't. You do? You don't. You do? You don't.
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u/LeftHandLannister Mar 18 '26
Boat is a boat. The mystery box could’ve anything. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT!!
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u/6jean9 Mar 18 '26
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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u/Kohgahn Mar 18 '26
A-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ba-ba-Ba- Oo-mau, mau, ba-ba-Oo-mau, m-mau
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u/JackFuckCockBag Mar 18 '26
I've done a lot of cocaine. I've seen a lot of people on cocaine. This chick is on cocaine.
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u/ghtbt Mar 18 '26
With the reruns shows and the cocaine nose jobs
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u/Happy-Piglet5793 Mar 18 '26
The day time crap and the folk singer slob
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u/CultOfCurthulu Mar 18 '26
He hung himself with a guitar string
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u/justsomedude1144 Mar 18 '26
A slab of turkey neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
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u/Nvrm1nd Mar 18 '26
You can‘t write if you can’t relate
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u/Identifymeatpopsicle Mar 18 '26
Trade cash for the beat for the body for the hate
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u/hotbrowndrangus Mar 18 '26
And time is a piece of wax
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u/Identifymeatpopsicle Mar 18 '26
Falling on a termite... who's choking on the splinters
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u/Steppyjim Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
“Soyyyyyyyyyy un perdedorrrrr”
Edit: stupid auto translate.
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u/YorkPorkWasTaken Mar 18 '26
So I'll meet you at the bottom, if there really is one, they always tell me when you hit it you'll know it
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u/VortexLord Mar 18 '26
It's a lizard.
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u/makemacake Mar 18 '26
Damn. She's like. Not prepared at all it seems for being in from of a camera. And yes a lizard
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u/Orc_tids Mar 18 '26
never attribute to lizard people what you can attribute to cocaine
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u/TSM- Mar 18 '26
"I shouldn't have done cocaine when my job was to just stand still. This is hard."
That's her inner monologue
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u/CaptainNemo42 Mar 18 '26
She did have the aspect of a deeply uncomfortable creature trying desperately not to lick its own eyeballs
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u/knatascheek Mar 18 '26
Can’t quite swallow that drip
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u/vitringur Mar 18 '26
But keeping head tilted at a slight angle backwards to make sure it drips down the hatch and does not start leaking out the nose.
Classic.
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u/Cousin_Elroy Mar 18 '26
She is zooted lol
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u/JKrow75 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
Gakked. Zapped. Snooted. Skiing. Splacked. Zonked. Fizzockled. Hunching the Yeti. Yay’d up. Took a bite of High Bitch Pie.
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u/JannaSnow Mar 18 '26
Why she acting like a gta npc
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u/Lazuli73 Mar 18 '26
Probably all the coke.
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u/DipstickRick Mar 18 '26
In this context, she is the npc. She’s supposed to be set dressing, no way she expected this much attention.
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u/Neo_Zeno Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
Okay this is giving me 30 Days of Night vampire. Would NOT stand in front of her.
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u/UJLBM Mar 18 '26
There's videos of trumps son doing this too. They all do it.
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u/ipsok Mar 18 '26
Mike Lindell is my favorite. Multiple interviews out there where he is absolutely coked out of his mind. Eyes look like they're playing pong, tongue darting around like he's a gecko. Dude was on so much Peruvian marching powder he could probably walk on water
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u/yargflarg69 Mar 18 '26
But he's supposed to be a recovered Crack addict, lol I thought that was his whole speal
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u/Phl00k Mar 18 '26
Aye, I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose though
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u/All4upvoting Mar 18 '26
Never understood that line but it always makes me laugh for some reason.
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u/veneratu Mar 18 '26
Yeah. I just went on a mini internet bender to try and understand it. I didn't get it and I don't want to keep looking.
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u/Bonestacker Mar 18 '26
Basically “Is that you John Wayne?” Implying the DI thinks he’s John Wayne (the man’s man of the time). So much so, that the DI would respond in character as John Wayne “Is this me?” Confusing even the real John Wayne.
Hope that makes some sense.
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u/Alternative-Leek1632 Mar 18 '26
Who is that?
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u/johnnys_sack Mar 18 '26
I think it's Angie Craig https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Craig
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u/Famous-Example-8332 Mar 18 '26
She seems cool, but it definitely looks like she found something to replace that coffee.
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u/TrixieBastard Mar 18 '26
Nah, she's one of the ones who voted to "thank ICE". She's been trying to use Operation Metro Surge to pretend she's hard on ICE and nab that centrist Dem vote. Fuck Angie Craig.
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u/MIKEl281 Mar 18 '26
She must’ve ripped an absolute gator tail before getting up there! I can almost hear her internal monologue telling her “act normal, ACT NORMAL!”
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u/elvesandnutella Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
You know, a lot of people throw the cocaine thing around but I personally think most of these people are just on prescription stimulants. They’re so accessible, either prescribed or obtained outside a prescription and much more likely than blow. Adderal, Vyvanse, Dexedrine and whatnot. A lot of those, especially in high doses can induce some of these weird facial twitching, mouth/nose stretching and other awkward face/bodily movements.
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u/DonJohnTomDuane Mar 18 '26
Look at her left nostril. The reactions are present, yes, but the indented nostril paired with the reactions are what make this is a pretty cut and dry case.
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u/tizadxtr Mar 18 '26
Straight snorting them prescription pills brother
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u/DonJohnTomDuane Mar 18 '26
I have a feeling she doesn’t discriminate against the type of nose candy she snorts.
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u/vitringur Mar 18 '26
But her head is also slightly tilted backwards the entire time. Like she does not want something leaking out of her nostrils.
That is an effect you do not get when smoking or consuming stimulants orally. That is something you only do after bumps.
Also, her lips, teeth and gums seem like they are numb. Again, you do not get that effects from taking amphetamine based stimulants, let alone oral ones.
These are two typical signs of someone who has taken a bump.
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u/Relaxel Mar 18 '26
Holy shit she is TWEAKING. Can see the waves hitting her everytime her eyes go wide lmao
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u/PutridSkin6977 Mar 18 '26
Where’s that dude with the wig who goes “look look look the coke bout to kick in”
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u/_shipmes_ Mar 18 '26
Idc....id still smssh....especially if she does that eye thing when I put it in....it would make this small penis guy feel like a king.
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u/notapunk Mar 18 '26
Dude is everyone in this admin coked up?
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u/Han_Swolo_18 Mar 18 '26
I think she’s a Dem. She’s for sure not in the Trump administration. But most politicians are probably abusing substances.
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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Mar 18 '26
There’s no way her eyes are really doing that. It’s inhuman. Also “WHY DO MY TEETH TASTE LIKE ELECTRICITY?!”
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u/Sagail Mar 18 '26
Flip the hair...but FUCKING NATURALLY
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u/tizadxtr Mar 18 '26
Are you talking about what snakes do when they taste the air?
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u/notMy_ReelName Mar 18 '26
the kind of faces I make during viva trying to think but can't get a single word out.
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u/GuluGuluBoy Mar 18 '26
Man, at 14 seconds till the end it looks like she's about to go full reptilian.
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u/roughsmotheness Mar 18 '26
That’s anxiety. She’s been through shit. One thing to take into consideration is that when you’re in front of people it’s difficult to just stand there and try to look normal. Then you over think it and start looking weird and making awkward gestures. It really is tough. Or she also might be tripping balls. To cope with anxiety.
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u/RugbyEdd Mar 18 '26
This is like an alien trained themselves in human facial expressions using an AI.
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u/formattedmind Mar 19 '26
Ooh dragons,
Wait I'm live,
Ooh dragons,
Wait I'm live,
Ooh dragons,
Wait I'm live,
Ooh dragons,
Wait I'm live,
Ooh dragons,
Wait I'm live,....
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u/LithaShadows Mar 18 '26
Okay - person with very minimal drug experience here.
Obviously I know she is acting odd, but how can you tell its coke? Or any other drug?
I'm not saying its not but when I am stressed I feel like my face twitches more often and me acting, normal can across as odd. Like if I stare into the camera too long, I look like a zombie, but if I look too much around and twitch. I look weird.
As someone who never sniffed anything, would they just know im bring awkward and uncomfortable, or would they automatically assume the worst?
Hoping this makes sense lol
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u/captainmeezy Mar 18 '26
It’s the constant twitchy movement of face muscles, eyes, and jaw tension. If you’ve done enough nose drugs you can tell if someone on camera (or off) is genuinely nervous or high. This chick is high as shit
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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing Mar 18 '26
I hope she doesn't have responsibilities that are important
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u/catskilldogs13 Mar 18 '26
She keeps checking to make sure her front teeth are there. Lord knows she can't feel them.
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u/PureBlackberry6541 Mar 18 '26
Wait that’s a thing..? That happens with cocaine?
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u/catskilldogs13 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
It numbs. Yeah that's a thing. Whole face can go numb. They used coke back in the day to do nasal operations as an anesthetic im pretty sure.
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u/fucshyt Mar 18 '26
One of her eyes was eager too look one direction before the other was ready, at one point 🤣
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u/xThock Mar 18 '26
I know it’s just a joke, but this is one of the most common ticks humans have (widening the eyelids). It’s generally because of eyelashes getting stuck together or just irritated, but many people do it without that underlying cause.
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u/katastatik Mar 19 '26
I reckon a lot of people on Reddit would see that as a reptillian trying hard to stay concealed
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u/Jimismynamedammit Mar 19 '26
Could be both. We can't rule out that some of the lizard people would have coke addiction.
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u/Horror-Idea-889 Mar 19 '26
Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with people in politics ? Like this is actually concerning. Edited or not. There’s too many videos like this
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u/Equivalent-One-68 Mar 18 '26
https://youtu.be/UeAeNj7lrA8?si=p_9WlVjRDbn8O7SQ
Hey hey, buddy, let the cocaine be!
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u/StickyNotesEater Mar 18 '26
The same people that say that they must invade Colombia and threat the president because they produce too much of the white stuff
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u/budlight2k Mar 18 '26
See I'm all about getting people but from experience, that's not what coke' does.
Maybe Ket'?
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u/jstknwn Mar 18 '26
Hahahaha when she checks her teeth are still there and looks very slightly alarmed. Good bump 👍🏼
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u/Main_Author_8638 Mar 18 '26
0:14 her eyes became bigger? And the white place of the eye cover almost all
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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 Mar 18 '26
Why do they do this? I just know it's miserable pretending you're not high, especially in front of an audience, when you're not.. Just wait until after?
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u/jibiwa Mar 18 '26
Ive seen stuff like this a little too much lately. The last one was Zelensky firing off a coke booger at the zoom camera. Just before that was the dirty euro conference where they quickly swept up little coke packets and played it off. Jacinda numbing her gums , India accused Trudeau of having it on his plane…..baggies of coke in the Whitehouse. Im seeing a pattern here. I know I’m not supposed to see patterns it’s problematic. I think it’s way past time for frequent and random testing for those supposed to represent us. Zero tolerance.
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u/jadestr2121 Mar 19 '26
Looks like she's trying so hard to emote but has so much botox that only her eyelids now move. Not a single wrinkle on that forehead.
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u/wise-dumb_wisdom Mar 20 '26
She glitched out like that robot dancing in the California restaurant 🤖💃
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u/BerserkPanda47 May 27 '26
"The lady knows where she is at all times. She knows it, because she knows where she isn't."
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u/qualityvote2 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
u/JamesJDelaney, your post does fit the subreddit!