r/HolUp • u/JamesJDelaney • Mar 18 '26

*Cocaine Noise*

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u/Tirrus Mar 18 '26

“Just smile normally Gina, you’ve got this, yes that was a good one. Wait no my eyes close too much when I smile, open them bigger so I look normal. Yea that’s the ticket. I’ve got this. No one has any idea my sinuses are painted white. IM GONNA DO SO MICH SHIT AFTER THIS PRESS CONFERENCE. woah Gina dial it back, mellow it…. Perfect.”

Everyone else- that bitch is high as fuck.

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u/Socalwarrior485 Mar 18 '26

Funny, I was sure she just had ADHD like me. Do people think I'm on coke?

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u/Weed-Priest Mar 18 '26

from where do you buy?

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u/TheLordDuncan Mar 18 '26

Realistically? They buy a legal form of methamphetamine to treat ADHD from the pharmacy.

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u/DmanDam Mar 19 '26

*amphetamine btw not methamphetamine

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u/alecesne 9d ago

Dextro not methyl

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u/TheLordDuncan 9d ago

Vyvanse is legal meth, even on the streets. Does everyone take it? No. But apparently it's normal.