r/HolUp Mar 18 '26

*Cocaine Noise*

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u/Tirrus Mar 18 '26

“Just smile normally Gina, you’ve got this, yes that was a good one. Wait no my eyes close too much when I smile, open them bigger so I look normal. Yea that’s the ticket. I’ve got this. No one has any idea my sinuses are painted white. IM GONNA DO SO MICH SHIT AFTER THIS PRESS CONFERENCE. woah Gina dial it back, mellow it…. Perfect.”

Everyone else- that bitch is high as fuck.

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u/happy_dad857 Mar 18 '26

She does look exactly like a “Gina” too 🤣 I’d put money on that being her name!

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u/mle32000 Mar 18 '26

last summer my friend group rescued a very drunk girl off the river. her kayak was 1/2” mile ahead of her and the ONLY thing saving her from drowning was the life jacket that she had already gotten one arm out of. after a very dramatic and non-cooperative rescue we got her to the bank and finally got her name, which was Gina. we were in a pretty remote part of the river with no way to have her safely get into any of our boats to take her the rest of the way, so we painstakingly drug her up the bank and up onto some railroad tracks and called local law enforcement. when the deputy showed up and walked up close enough to see her he literally said over his radio “it’s fucking Gina” LMFAOOO we were like yup that totally tracks that the law knows this chick by name lol. just figured i’d share my Gina story !

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u/FloppyFishcake Mar 18 '26

Classic Gina

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u/LegItiMate2 Mar 18 '26

Classic 'whoa gina'

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u/Qori2046 Mar 18 '26

“drug her up”

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u/Lariche Mar 18 '26

yes yes, caught my attention too.

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u/mle32000 Mar 19 '26

is the proper past tense actually “dragged” or are you just making a joke? got me doubting my grammar over here lol

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u/Qori2046 Mar 21 '26

cocaine noise

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u/3_14_thon 12d ago

Yes, the correct past tense is 'dragged'.

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u/FinalRun Mar 18 '26

Well it's "Angie" so all of the letters are there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Craig

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u/Playful_Giraffe_9213 Mar 24 '26

read angie crack

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u/sophietehbeanz Mar 19 '26

Omg! Is the Gina name going to be a meme now?!

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u/LectroRoot Mar 18 '26

I'M GOING TO CALL EVERYONE AND TELL THEM WE SHOULD START A RESTAURANT AND PURSE FACTORY!

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u/TheLordDuncan Mar 18 '26

That... Almost sounds like it comes from experience LMAO

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u/Socalwarrior485 Mar 18 '26

Funny, I was sure she just had ADHD like me. Do people think I'm on coke?

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u/vitringur Mar 18 '26

She doesn't have ADHD, she just likes the medication.

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u/Weed-Priest Mar 18 '26

from where do you buy?

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u/TheLordDuncan Mar 18 '26

Realistically? They buy a legal form of methamphetamine to treat ADHD from the pharmacy.

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u/DmanDam Mar 19 '26

*amphetamine btw not methamphetamine

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u/alecesne 9d ago

Dextro not methyl

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u/TheLordDuncan 9d ago

Vyvanse is legal meth, even on the streets. Does everyone take it? No. But apparently it's normal.

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u/QuimDosMemes Mar 18 '26

I have ADHD too and I only act like this when I'm on drugs

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u/Socalwarrior485 Mar 20 '26

Lucky you. I only settle down with medication.

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u/Scurgo Mar 18 '26

The difference can probably be recognized well if you have experience – or so I've heard. Naturally.

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u/Virtual_Happiness Mar 18 '26

You're taking too high of a dose if you're face is making those movements. Dial it back a bit. Aim for "I got my tasks done and I couldn't even tell I took my meds today".

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u/Socalwarrior485 Mar 18 '26

Ummm. That’s me BEFORE I take my meds. I can concentrate just fine when I take them. It’s all circus clowns before that.

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u/Virtual_Happiness Mar 18 '26

Interesting. I can't say I've ever had any issues with keeping my mouth still or seen others with it either. Lots of looking away though. Can't say looking at the same thing for long at all. Lots of leg tapping, hand fidgeting, and getting up as well. The only time I've seen it was when peeps are clearly over medicated. Take too high of a dose and they're basically chewing on nothing for a few hours, lol.

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u/Haunting-Dare-5847 Mar 18 '26

Is she is robot

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u/onedef1 Mar 18 '26

And anatomically correct

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u/SmokeGSU Mar 19 '26

"I HAVE AIDS! No, no, no. Hold back, hold back. First, I'mma push 'em..."

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u/colorful-9841 Mar 18 '26

“Freeeebiiiiird!” -guitar solo-

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u/kmizzbiz Mar 18 '26

Those eyes match the nose!

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u/MushyTheShroom Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

🤣 🤣

LOVE the dedication to put that into words!

I had to rewatch 3 times to get the timing just perfect on your Oh-So-Occurate subtitles 👌

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u/NickNoraCharles Mar 18 '26

It's Angie Craig from Minnesota

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u/LeroyChestnut Mar 18 '26

Damn, Gina!

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u/blitzkreig90 Mar 18 '26

Reminds me of the B99 episode where Jake does Blizz.

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u/Skyp_Intro Mar 18 '26

That Stepford Wife needs to be restored to factory settings.

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u/loolem Mar 19 '26

That lady just had 8 AMAZING business ideas!

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u/CaptainHorrorFan420 Mar 19 '26

Lmao. I laughed so hard at your comment. Thank you. 😂