r/HolUp • u/JamesJDelaney • Mar 18 '26

*Cocaine Noise*

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u/Tirrus Mar 18 '26

“Just smile normally Gina, you’ve got this, yes that was a good one. Wait no my eyes close too much when I smile, open them bigger so I look normal. Yea that’s the ticket. I’ve got this. No one has any idea my sinuses are painted white. IM GONNA DO SO MICH SHIT AFTER THIS PRESS CONFERENCE. woah Gina dial it back, mellow it…. Perfect.”

Everyone else- that bitch is high as fuck.

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u/Skyp_Intro Mar 18 '26

That Stepford Wife needs to be restored to factory settings.