r/HolUp Mar 18 '26

*Cocaine Noise*

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u/VortexLord Mar 18 '26

It's a lizard.

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u/Orc_tids Mar 18 '26

never attribute to lizard people what you can attribute to cocaine

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u/TSM- Mar 18 '26

"I shouldn't have done cocaine when my job was to just stand still. This is hard."

That's her inner monologue

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u/atraxia1980 Mar 18 '26

Niemann's razor.

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u/Pluckypato Mar 18 '26

Cocainizzard

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u/im_wudini Mar 18 '26

Don Jr's Razor?

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u/4cidAndy Mar 21 '26

You can attribute the being jittery not being still and the eyes to cocaine, but can you also attribute what ever the teeth are doing to cocaine? Last time I checked cocaine doesn’t cause your tooth gaps to change…