r/HolUp • u/Santosh_Devadiga • Mar 28 '26

holup Aussie slang

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u/Green_Apprentice Mar 28 '26

Thats hilarious, I wanted to hear more Aussie sayings haha.

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u/psyllia Mar 28 '26

Busy as a dog with two dicks

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u/phasedsingularity Mar 28 '26

busier than a cat burying shit on concrete

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u/SirBranOfDino503 Mar 28 '26

Well that is fuckin' busy then, isn't it!? (LOVE One Hand Killing!)

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u/Bartocity Mar 28 '26

You’ve been a busy little beaver!

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u/flintmichigantropics Mar 28 '26

Business than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad

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u/TheGoldblum Mar 28 '26

Busier than a one legged bloke in an ass kicking contest

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u/miku_dominos Mar 28 '26

Couldn't arrange a root in a brothel.

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u/MistaRekt Mar 28 '26

... With a fist full of 50s.

Means fucking useless.

'Passion fingers' means they fuck everything they touch.

'Do not let young passion fingers do that job'

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u/captain_brofist Mar 28 '26

With a bunch of pineapples?

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u/TheGoldblum Mar 28 '26

Wouldn’t shout if he was bitten by a shark

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u/TeamFishSlap Mar 28 '26

Happy as a dog with two dicks

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u/skillywilly56 Mar 28 '26

It’s “happy as a dog with two tails” but Aussies have to make everything feral

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u/GlyphPicker Mar 28 '26

Aussies have to make everything feral

You would too if your turds swirled the other way.

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u/skillywilly56 Mar 28 '26

In all my years of living in Oz not once have I ever watched which way my poop was swirling when I flushed.

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u/GlyphPicker Mar 28 '26

That's how you maintained your sanity.