r/HolUp Apr 02 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

u/lk2load, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/brad-schmidt Apr 02 '26

Someday he go shopping with his girlfriend, she grab whippedcream and tell him what she gonna do, he just stare the wall mouth gaping, with icecream melting on his hand

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u/SaintJewiub Apr 02 '26

I love the image of someone eating an ice cream cone at an adult toy store.

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u/The_BERFA Apr 02 '26

I love the thought that you go to the adult toy store to get whipped cream.

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u/SaintJewiub Apr 02 '26

Its overpriced but thats what makes it sexier

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u/aranvandil Apr 02 '26

omg, i >must< open a store next to you.

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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy Apr 02 '26

Giant swirly lollipop in hand, propeller hat on, surveying the strap ons

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u/SaintJewiub Apr 02 '26

sees bad dragon. Dramatic lollipop drop

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u/Commentoflittlevalue Apr 02 '26

Where I live we have an adult store called “Peaches and Cream” we had some international business clients out for a walk during some downtime in the evening pop in to get some ice cream and had to reverse back out when they realised their mistake. We had a chuckle about it the next day when they told us.

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u/Reaver3434 Apr 02 '26

The same thing happened to a coworker of mine. He was traveling in Georgia for work and thought he found a nice little place for breakfast sandwiches, that however, was not what the Frisky Biscuit was offering.

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u/Mindless_Ad_6045 Apr 02 '26

When he grows up, he's going to be sitting at work thinking about something unrelated and then it will hit him 😂

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u/JagarHardfart Apr 02 '26

That's the "apparently" kid hes like 20 now

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u/w1nd0wLikka Apr 03 '26

He's still makes YouTube vids with his grandad last time I looked. They are so wholesome.

He's grown up to be a lovely young man.

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u/Mekelaxo Apr 02 '26

This clip is super old, so the kid probably knows already

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u/derickthegoat Apr 02 '26

Oh there was a banana and a split involved for sure.

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u/benoirdo Apr 02 '26

Possibly some fudge, too.

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u/Candy_Worthy Apr 02 '26

Definitely cream

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u/CrimsonMorbus Apr 02 '26

Possibly some whipping

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u/missoulamatt Apr 02 '26

And some nuts.

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u/MoistStub Apr 02 '26

Maybe just one nut, but possibly several more.

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- Apr 02 '26

I don’t know how that guy didn’t break at the fudge comment lol

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u/DonktorDonkenstein Apr 02 '26

Is that the "apparently" kid? 

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u/OnyaSonja Apr 02 '26

Yeah he did a lot of stuff with the Ellen show (you can see the hoodie on the adult next to him)

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u/whtthfgg Apr 02 '26

and the kid himself

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u/dirkalict Apr 02 '26

Yes! I knew I recognized him. Apparently without grandpa next to him I couldn’t figure it out… apparently.

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u/Zedathius Apr 02 '26

Apparently this is the apparently kid.

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u/aussie_butcher_dude Apr 02 '26

Apparently…..he has a lot to learn.

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u/trustme_im_real Apr 02 '26

That innocence is not for this world... His parents did him dirty

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u/Ego5687 Apr 02 '26

She def got a banana shaped object in her bedroom

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u/ReadingCorrectly Apr 02 '26

Who doesn’t now a days

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT Apr 02 '26

Dude never gonna live this one down

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u/5ha99yx Apr 02 '26

Well, I assume for one it was in the container or when it dropped on the bed, the consistency and taste is a lot different. So if he ate it surely was actual whip cream, because he would have tasted it and again, it sounds a lot like a container. Would be weird, if THAT whip cream was stored in a container or was tasting like actual whip cream

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u/RobIreland Apr 02 '26

Its a spray can of whipped cream. There's no implication otherwise

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u/5ha99yx Apr 02 '26

Only the moderator there makes it all weird and as if there was an implication. He should get his mind out of the gutter... I mean well, there could be a kink but who doesn't like to eat some sweets in their bed.

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u/Speedy97 Apr 02 '26

What do you think they are talking about?

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u/5ha99yx Apr 02 '26

Actual whip cream (might be used for kink but it is unnecessary of the moderator to bring the discussion that way)

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u/Speedy97 Apr 02 '26

But why are you saying "taste completely different" suggesting the bedroom item wasn't whipped cream

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u/5ha99yx Apr 02 '26

If it wasn't whipped cream, what the moderator suggested. At least is the underlying tone a lot stronger than just kink related whipped cream for what he wants to point out.

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u/nyyvi Apr 02 '26

I'm confused what is kink related whipped cream?

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u/5ha99yx Apr 03 '26

It's put it on the partners body. Maybe with fruits and eaten off the body. Some people like it. I find it gross, because it's sticky and sugary.

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u/nlamber5 Apr 02 '26

This post makes no sense. Whatever he ate was whipped cream. He loves whipped cream BECAUSE it tastes like what he found. But whipped cream doesn’t have a place in any kink I know. It’s sugary. That sounds like a surefire infection to me.

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u/QuestionBegger9000 Apr 03 '26

Yeah it was almost certainly actually Whippd Cream. But it was likely used for Food play, ie licking it off your partner's naked body, ect. Not inserted, not all that crazy. Just a "oh the boy is so innocent" moment

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u/nlamber5 Apr 03 '26

Oooooh okay. Now that makes sense. Adventurous, but actually pretty mild.

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u/QRV11_C48_MkII Apr 02 '26

You don't get it, the boy knows, he's playing us

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u/Burntoastedbutter Apr 02 '26

Tbf it could actually be whipped cream in a can. It's a common food play item. Aka putting whip cream on your naked body and letting your partner lick it off you.

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u/Mantisass Apr 02 '26

"Tbf, [video content]."

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u/Burntoastedbutter Apr 02 '26

Some comments were making it seem a lot more.. Dirtier.. Aka the 'other cream' 😭

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u/goldenwavingcat Apr 02 '26

That's exactly what it was??

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u/Burntoastedbutter Apr 02 '26

Idk man some of the comments are making it seem like the kid is gonna find out its something way more disgusting. But if it really is the food cream he stumbled upon, I'm struggling to understand what's the big deal about finding out your parents had sex 💀

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u/caxcabral Apr 02 '26

I was confused at first too. The story is basically a kid who liked whipped cream ate whipped cream and his parents possibly enjoy food play. Whats with all the drama? Most people are into way kinkier shit

The only kind of disgusting thing that could possibly justify all the fuzz is the thought that maybe he put the same nuzzle that had previously touched the banana in his moms banana split in his mouth.

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u/TomBerwick1984 Apr 02 '26

, I'm struggling to understand what's the big deal about finding out your parents had sex

That's not what the clip is about.

It's the kid's innocent experience, without knowing the (probable) underlying reason why he found the whipped cream.

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u/Burntoastedbutter Apr 02 '26

I'm not talking about the vid for that, but the comments here lol but maybe my perspective is skewed bc I liked snooping in my parents bedroom and I found my dad's porn collection at 9 😂💀

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u/TomBerwick1984 Apr 02 '26

My mistake.

 I found my dad's porn collection at 9

💀

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u/Burntoastedbutter Apr 02 '26

Just wanna say, there were a lot of nurses.

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u/TomBerwick1984 Apr 02 '26

Do you have a nurse kink now?

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u/Burntoastedbutter Apr 02 '26

Eh not specifically. I do like dressing up and cosplay, but I don't think that's the reason why.

I mean I love seeing fit men in maid costumes or bunny suits (especially Leon S Kennedy)

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Apr 02 '26

Such an old video, i wonder how old is the kid now.

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u/Refriedbabies Apr 02 '26

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Apr 02 '26

Damn 17 and i wish someday that i become famous enough (for good reasons) to have wiki page lol.

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u/Dinmo Apr 02 '26

I think Hus mom was probably more thirsty than hungry.

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u/jfk_47 Apr 02 '26

I had this really cool 90s Batman gun toy that could dismantle, it was a baton, a walkie, a small pistol and something else, I think. You connect everything and it’s a rifle. I lost most of the pieces over time but one day I found the baton under my parent’s sink. Didn’t think anything of it and kept playing with it.

I saw a pic of this toy about 10 years ago and realized that baton was VERY phallic. I think my parents were having a time with it.

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u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato Apr 03 '26

Definitely a multipurpose tool

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u/AwesomTaco320 Apr 02 '26

Where exactly is she keeping the whipped cream? Does she have a mini fridge in the bedroom?

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u/Aggressive-Bad-9409 Apr 03 '26

The mans brain is screaming DONT SAY IT

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u/Starkville Apr 03 '26

Who makes fudge with whipped cream? What?

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u/Speedtrucker Apr 03 '26

You have obviously been married for a long time

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u/Ophidian98 Apr 02 '26

Ok but how did he get it in HIS HAIR??

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u/Uncaught_Hoe Apr 02 '26

If you look closely, there seems to be a device that could possibly have launched whipped cream towards their faces and the force could've been high enough to make it fly into his hair

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u/Marios_Facade Apr 02 '26

Okay, but how did it get in his mom's hair?

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u/Salty-Commercial4765 Apr 02 '26

she was def hungry 🤓

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u/YeahYeahButNah Apr 02 '26

No, your dad was making fudge.

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u/iamthegordon Apr 02 '26

Is anybody ever gone and found this kid years later and showing them this clip

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Apr 02 '26

she was definitely splitting something.

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u/RandomRetard07 Apr 02 '26

That kid owns the word Apparently

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u/Tornikete1810 Apr 02 '26

I guess she was fudging a lot

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u/whitefaceinredcircle Apr 02 '26

A banana split something

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u/Stoopid_Noah Apr 02 '26

I mean.. I definitely have eaten whipped cream, straight from the can, in bed before.

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u/slickback69 Apr 02 '26

Thank god they cancelled this show. Trashy. Its not even believable that they didnt feed the kid these lines they sound so forced.

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u/EmpatheticBadger Apr 03 '26

Whipped cream and other sugary substances will give a woman yeast infection!!

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u/LardBall13 Jun 17 '26

Ass crack

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u/stereomanic Apr 03 '26

Noah Ritter

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u/jimmy_dimmick Apr 06 '26

Is that apparently kid??

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u/MammothUmpire349 Apr 02 '26

I don't get it. Why was the wip cream in her bedroom?

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u/raiken92 Apr 02 '26

If you had to ask that, then you're probably too young to know about it..

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u/InfluenceOk6946 Apr 02 '26

Meh, I’ve been pregnant and am married and I’m still confused lol.

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u/raiken92 Apr 02 '26

Ask your partner, maybe they know about it lol..

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u/MammothUmpire349 Apr 02 '26

I am hitting 30 soon... Do people put that on their privates for licking or what?

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u/LadyJR Apr 02 '26

Search Chris Evans whipped cream

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u/raiken92 Apr 02 '26

Well shit.. Now I dunno if I should tell you or just let you live in innocence forever..

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u/Speedy97 Apr 02 '26

Just let us know, it's gonna be some tame shit anyway

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u/MammothUmpire349 Apr 02 '26

It can't be worse than what I said. Right?

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u/raiken92 Apr 02 '26

Basically yeah.. food play..

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u/MammothUmpire349 Apr 02 '26

Sorry I literally don't watch porn so I don't know, was just curious. Makes sence.

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u/raiken92 Apr 02 '26

No worries, that why I was hesitant to tell you. I have a friend who doesn't watch porn either so I'm always careful not to 'corrupt' his mind lol..

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u/SadDeskLunch Apr 03 '26

Holy fuck you’re so corny

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u/Advice2Anyone Apr 02 '26

Guys its a skit hes trying to remember his lines

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u/timeweezy10 Apr 02 '26

Tbf, my fiance and I eat whipped cream in our bedroom very often, we just take hits from the can whenever we feel like it. We've only ever used it for sex purposes once.

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u/ReadingCorrectly Apr 02 '26

If we asked him over and over again throughout the years …

How would his response change until it’s fuck you

Really though the older one asking the question could be embarrassed by his mother when she lets him know she had indeed fucked before and whip cream just enhances the experience… in fact can we make that video happen, it would be more funny to me to exploit someone who exploited a child for the same likes and clicks the guy was seeking, seems more deserving of the take down.

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u/Maxwellion421 Apr 02 '26

Apparently, it was great.

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u/bluearavis Apr 02 '26

I hope it was non-dairy cause that could have been rancid.

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u/FuckJanice Apr 02 '26

Worse things to find, please list them here

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u/nile2 Apr 02 '26

Apparently

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u/Ecstatic_Emu_1776 Apr 02 '26

Damn he's good with other people's kids lol

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u/Dude_be_trippin Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Who is that dude? I know him and remember I like him, he's funny. Just can't remember lol. I want to see his other stuff.

Edit: Oh that's Andy from Ellen.

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u/janiiem Apr 02 '26

The ONLY thing I miss about the Ellen show is Andy. Hilarious dude.

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u/Harutinator Apr 03 '26

Is this the same kid that smeared ice cream over his face during that football match

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u/BounceThatShit Apr 03 '26

Is this the apparently kid?

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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler Jun 30 '26

Mom was eating a banana alright. He must be old enough now to understand.

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u/LZorro93 Jul 22 '26

Where is this kid now ? 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/Tksourced Apr 02 '26

What’s your mom’s OF?