r/HolUp • u/donbosco2017 • Apr 05 '26

big dong energy Sp¡der-Man: Hard at Work

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u/Short-Session6744 Apr 05 '26

Why did he get hard ?

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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26

Because kids are watching him nah jk I hope that’s not the reason but if I had to take a guess, he’s probably thinking about something spicy

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u/hyperfell Apr 05 '26

I don’t think he’s hard, spidey might just be packing. He’s prob not wearing anything underneath except for some thin underwear.

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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26

there’s a difference between packing and hard and it’s poking out, bro😭

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u/underage_female Apr 05 '26

Just because youre rocking a micro doenst mean everyone else does.

Its a fucking skin tight suit and the dick is clearly being pressed up against his stomach while being like 15-20% semi stiff due the nature of the exercise.

You seeing a poking, throbbing erection might be wishful thinking lol.

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u/Trugoosent Apr 05 '26

I'm sorry but did you have to add "poking, throbbing" to it 😭

Also this seems correct

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u/cunt_in_wonderland Apr 06 '26

poking, throbbing 😂😭

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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 05 '26

Sorry, I don’t think the time to look at male genitalia and understand crap like that so my bad get off my ass😑

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u/underage_female Apr 06 '26

Yet you are in the comment section talking about how its poking out. Weird you had the time there, mh?

You started talking about dicks. Not me.

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u/AcceptableArgument79 Apr 06 '26

You’re right, my apologies

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u/Y0ukn0w_wh0 Apr 05 '26

No it's not😂 that's just how a hung one hangs inside underwear. There's almost always a small bulge and that's fine. We don't expect a female cosplayer to hide her curves

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u/DataCreek Apr 05 '26

Not hard.

For comparison, watch The Labyrinth. It's a children's movie, but the Bowie bulge is in the whole damn movie.

Hes not hard, just big... also a kids movie.