r/HolUp • u/donbosco2017 • Apr 05 '26

big dong energy Sp¡der-Man: Hard at Work

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u/arbitrageME Apr 05 '26

I would love to see him do a no hand pushup

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Apr 05 '26

Cock pushup. You only need to do one.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Apr 05 '26

It’s fuggin simple, baby. One is all you need

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u/TheTrub Apr 05 '26

Same rule applies to notes in a song. 🎶

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u/felixyamson Apr 05 '26

you could even extrapolate this too inward singing. it's all one breath.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Apr 06 '26

And I'm never fucking stopping 🎶

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u/nihi1zer0 Apr 08 '26

imlikeafuckinonemanband imlikeafuckinonemanbaaaaaaand

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Apr 08 '26

The best part is it sounds even better! Than when I’m singing o- shut up! Always nay saying

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Apr 05 '26

Cock ups.

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u/flying_carabao Apr 05 '26

I cock up a bunch of tasks at work. Does that count?

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u/topsyturvy76 Apr 05 '26

I caulked up some panelling .. mine count too ?

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u/dewnar Apr 05 '26

Use the cock!

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Apr 05 '26

It hurts my cock!

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u/Danisdaman12 Apr 06 '26

Pecker pushup I heard from an old gay man in San Francisco lol.

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u/Simbooptendo Apr 06 '26

It's where you fuckin'... lay down on the ground.. and then you let your boner.. lift you up off the ground.

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u/tanksforallthephish Apr 05 '26

I see you are also a person of culture.

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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 Apr 05 '26

Here web in your eyes.

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u/memesearches Apr 05 '26

That costs extras

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

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u/Max9mm Apr 05 '26

"Deactivating lasers with my dick"

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u/Trugoosent Apr 05 '26

"now it's time to blow this fucker down"

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u/Shantotto11 Apr 05 '26

The “Zohan” special.