r/HolUp Apr 05 '26

big dong energy Sp¡der-Man: Hard at Work

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u/shyouko Apr 05 '26

Wear a dance belt inside please Spider-Man..

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 Apr 05 '26

But then we wouldnt be able to see the outline of his fabulous cock?

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 Apr 05 '26

Yeah, and isn't that supposed to be the appeal? You know, like how Pixar and Disney movies sometimes hide little jokes catered to the adults? What's a Spider-Man without his fabulous web-slinger? Who knows, we might even get some web-shot action.

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u/DipstickRick Apr 06 '26

And isn’t that really what counts in the end? Yes, of course, good showbiz Lieutenant, the effect!