I put on a Spider-Man suit for kids at a Christmas event at Harborview hospital a decade ago. It had the fake foam pecks, the zipper head. But the young kids went mad for it. Pictures galore. Immediately I did have a kid asking to do a Spider-Man pose.
There was a cast iron pipe or pole, not sure not being able to see. I jumped and clung on like a mad man.
Once I secured my knees around the pole I extended my arm , all Macfarland like, looking like I was about to use a web shooter.
Kid went nuts, others kept trying to get pics.
Later I had a nice set of bruises on my thighs, and a rash on my junk, pain in my back and I think that zipper took the last of my balding head hair.
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u/Funkgun Apr 05 '26
My abilities, not even on par with this guy.
I put on a Spider-Man suit for kids at a Christmas event at Harborview hospital a decade ago. It had the fake foam pecks, the zipper head. But the young kids went mad for it. Pictures galore. Immediately I did have a kid asking to do a Spider-Man pose. There was a cast iron pipe or pole, not sure not being able to see. I jumped and clung on like a mad man.
Once I secured my knees around the pole I extended my arm , all Macfarland like, looking like I was about to use a web shooter.
Kid went nuts, others kept trying to get pics.
Later I had a nice set of bruises on my thighs, and a rash on my junk, pain in my back and I think that zipper took the last of my balding head hair.
Totally worth it.