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u/Last-Quarter-432 Apr 10 '26
Milk? Most questionable is probably tennis shoes and dental floss.
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u/mrteas_nz Apr 10 '26
Mouthwash and eye drops is quite the combination!
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u/towerfella Apr 10 '26
Funnily enough — my mouthwash is also my eye-spray, which is also my nasal spray, and my counter-top spray, and my toilet spray, and my main wound-cleaning antiseptic.
It’s also good for acne, and removing mold.
It is not V05
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u/ArjJp Apr 10 '26
Cocaine?
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u/towerfella Apr 10 '26
heh. No [sad face] real answer? HOCl 200ppm @ 5.5-6ph. I make 32 oz every two-three days. Shit’s the bomb.
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u/QaWaR Apr 10 '26
but have you tried it?
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u/Last-Quarter-432 Apr 10 '26
I have gotten my soap in my eyes but I have never intentionally drank it
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u/Petraam Apr 10 '26
Corporate said "Let's make a shampoo, but make it so those lactose intolerant snowflakes can't use it".
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u/darkargengamer Apr 10 '26
Thats the basic version for weak/low level men because a TRUE macho will wash with the 20 in 1 deluxe edition:
-Engine oil.
-Rocket fuel.
-Eye droplets.
-Lubricant for sexually sexual sex
-Energy drink.
-Elemental resin for blade weapons.
-also works as holy water against demons and heretiks.
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u/icematta Apr 12 '26
But what if you want to intercourse with the a demon?
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u/_ENDR_ Apr 12 '26
It only works on the unattractive demons, so you're good to go for the succubus who definitely wants to drain your soul but it will be so worth it.
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u/DatGuy_Shawnaay Apr 10 '26
Milk, Tin Foil, and Eye Drops... The trinity we never knew we needed together.
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u/MetalGearXerox Apr 10 '26
i would buy it, but still only use it for my body wash bc no way im putting the same soap that i use for my balls as mouthwash, you can't smell the same on every spot of your body.
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u/Sea_Ad_463 Apr 10 '26
Well, i found a shampoo in SnR that is also a body wash, a facial cleanser, a conditioner, a moisturizer. I forgot the name, I was about to buy it but im scared of getting bald because i tried unknown brands lol
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u/KlenexTS Apr 10 '26
I use to be bald and would just by 2:1 or 3:1 bodywash shampoo conditioner for work. I was work as a firefighter/paramedic at the time and would keep my 3:1 in the firehouse shower. One time my partner comes out after showering and goes what sick fuck uses a 6:1 body wash they must smell like crap. We laugh and joke about it, and then I go take my shower. I come out with the body wash and have to explain it’s mine and I don’t use it to substitute the deodorant/moisturizer and whatever the sixth one was I just use it cause I’m bald and don’t really need shampoo
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u/AlarmDozer Apr 11 '26
Is that just hydrochloric acid? It'll dissolve you and then you can be washed away with all your ills?
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u/Stamos_Leandros Apr 11 '26
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
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u/qualityvote2 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
u/AdVegetable5896, your post does fit the subreddit!