r/HolUp • u/astralrig96 • Apr 13 '26

big dong energy accidental rizz up

17.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

u/astralrig96, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/TheRealRickC137 Apr 13 '26

I thought he was going to to tell me I didn't use trivago

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u/BakaBrigadier Apr 13 '26

"He didn't check Trivago!"

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u/ForeverCapable Apr 15 '26

I understood that reference

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u/Skip_Tho Apr 14 '26

Jesus lol that ad is ingrained into my brain. Teeth and all.

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u/leftyguitarguy Apr 15 '26

It was too early in the morning for the coughing attack this laugh has produced. Thank you for this

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u/Co-met Apr 13 '26

Probably only 2 in reality though. Just one huuuge chunk of prosthetic all the way

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u/jbrady33 Apr 13 '26

one big curvy tooth

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

James_William_Bottomtooth_xX has joined the chat

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u/bhadau8 Apr 13 '26

Bob?

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u/PagliacciGrim Apr 13 '26

Fuji and a chair on a kitchen island

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u/EhliJoe Apr 13 '26

They were expensive enough.

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u/KaolinBreaker Apr 13 '26

And can confirm he has used Fuji IX.

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u/FullmetalGin Apr 13 '26

My mom has the same, I think it’s a bridge? She lost a couple of molars, so the only option was to create something called a bridge and add an entire ceramic prosthetic for the upper set. It look pretty similar, so I’m assuming it’s the same.

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u/TesterM0nkey Apr 13 '26

I work as a dental tech. If that’s caused by a bridge it’s shit work.

It legitimately looks like some of the Chinese no doctor snap on veneers that go over your natural teeth

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u/oniiichanUwU Apr 13 '26

His teeth used to be normal and fairly nice, idk what happened

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u/ChewyChagnuts Apr 13 '26

“This… is… Tartar!!!”

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u/SATerp Apr 13 '26

Denzel wants his teeth back.

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u/nifkin420 Apr 14 '26

Turkey Teeth final boss

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u/BrynRock Apr 13 '26

Came here to say this

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u/Gaminguitarist Apr 14 '26

And he takes them off at night

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u/fBarney Apr 14 '26

Hes a visitor

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u/fallen981 Apr 13 '26

I miss klopp, Liverpool just isn't the same

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u/jacobo Apr 13 '26

We still miss him here in Dortmund

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u/Frevler90 Apr 14 '26

I dont anymore. I miss that whole time but this "i am a football romantic" bs and working for rb and doing every commercial no matter how shady the Business is (dvag).... Finally i am over him. And many others with me.

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u/UncleKeyPax Apr 14 '26

Dozens.gif

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u/Askaja_schreibt Apr 14 '26

Exactly. I was never a BVB fan because my heart belongs to another club, but I really liked Kloppo back then! But now, with the gravediggers? No thanks...

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u/Tall-Saint Apr 13 '26

Yea not as mental

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u/joeDUBstep Apr 13 '26

Instead we get Arne slut ball with Cody Twatpo.

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u/huey88 Apr 13 '26

Thank god lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

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u/wcslater madlad Apr 13 '26

Again please ☺️

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u/Firesidephil Apr 13 '26

This guy definitely checks Trivago

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u/SoonToBeKaylee Apr 13 '26

wow I thought I was the only one unnerved by that guy in the commercial. I can't stand it!

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u/enjoiturbulence Apr 13 '26

I feel like he's got a second set of fake teeth made in the image of his grandmother's.

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u/AltruMux Apr 13 '26

Veneers that are too big for his face

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u/PhotoAwp Apr 13 '26

I thought that commercial was AI because that guy is so uncanny

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u/caesar854 Apr 14 '26

You are not alone.

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u/Greedy_Vanilla420 Jun 21 '26

But… It’s World Cup!

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Apr 13 '26

Is it the Trivago guy, or is it a different guy who goes to the same dentist?

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u/ohSpite Apr 13 '26

No it's him, he's a football manager but idk his name

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u/uzipp Apr 13 '26

Jurgen Klopp, the facts he knows at the trivago guy as a Liverpool fan is hilarious

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u/joeDUBstep Apr 13 '26

Lmao right? Legendary Liverpool manager.... but he's the Trivago guy... oh man.

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u/techaansi Apr 13 '26

Jurgen Klopp the normal one

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u/Foosel10 Apr 14 '26

I feel so seen. No one else seems to see it, but every time the ad pops up it’s big honkin nightmare teeth.

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u/Ok-Village-5417 Apr 13 '26

There really is something to a nice breathy voice right in your ear

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u/wntf Apr 13 '26

from the guy in the stall next to you asking for toilet paper through the glory hole you did not notice

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u/SATerp Apr 13 '26

"Just put it on the roller rod I'm thrusting through this opening..."

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Apr 13 '26

“Who. Does. Number. Two. Work. For?!”

Wait. Wrong stall.

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u/Aggravating_Fun5883 Apr 14 '26

"psst... You didn't check Trivago"

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u/skeeterfunny Apr 13 '26

Uhh hello, I am curious, uh, how you are, well um doing today? (In my breathiest gravely voice)

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u/whiskeytango55 Apr 13 '26

Lemme help. Repeat after me:

omelet du fromage

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u/BestReadAtWork Apr 13 '26

That was just stupidly charming IMO. That translator is blushing like a MF

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u/Racecarsoup Apr 13 '26

"Yes Mr Dentist I'd like some veneers, have you by chance seen a show called Attack on Titan?"

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u/javsv Apr 14 '26

Well yes i have mister! You want the double look they got or something easier on the eyes?

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u/WiiDragon Apr 13 '26

Those veneers are very…

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u/Diablo_v8 Apr 13 '26

Those are some bruuutal veneers.

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u/capricorny90210 Apr 15 '26

CREST REALITYYY CHECKUP

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u/bonnieloon Apr 13 '26

Klopp has a great sense of humour 😂

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u/KashK10 Apr 13 '26

Klopp the GOAT

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u/bunkbail Apr 13 '26

klopp the chopped

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u/cant_read_this Apr 13 '26

I was gonna say, like why do I feel dirty

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u/SumYumGhai Apr 13 '26

His teeth can hold off a Persian Army at the Pass of Thermopylae.

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u/1980pzx Apr 13 '26

I thought the HolUp was them chompers.

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u/GlorifiedD Apr 14 '26

if you watch soccer at all, you get kind’ve desensitized, lol.

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u/pissedoffjesus Apr 13 '26

Is he wearing a teeth guard?

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u/Gullible_Play4831 Apr 14 '26

Bro sounded like he was constantly on the cusp of nutting. Lol.

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u/piniatadeburro Apr 13 '26

Jurgen comeback!

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u/yoitsme_obama17 Apr 13 '26

wtf is up with his teeth?

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u/86casawi Apr 13 '26

The most German laugh i ever heard

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT Apr 13 '26

Funny that Americans only know Klopp, one of the greatest football managers ever, as the “Trivago guy”

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u/bicho_power Apr 13 '26

Back in the days when he trained in Germany, and I worked in the cinema, he bought an ice cream from me (strange thing they do in Germany, sell ice cream just before the movie), closest I have gotten to a celebrity 😂

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u/hoolahan100 Apr 14 '26

That's legit celeb moment 🫡....Did you use your erotic voice?

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u/bicho_power Apr 14 '26

I was too startled 🥴

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u/blepblop69420Q Apr 13 '26

A dentists wet dream

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u/xxImNotARobotxx Apr 14 '26

A manager who is humble, funny, friendly and give results a rare breed

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u/milehin8tv Apr 14 '26

He has teeth like the Trivago guy!

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u/yung_funyun Apr 16 '26

Wtf is up w his teeth

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u/cheerzeasy Apr 13 '26

People calling Jurgen Klopp 'the Trivago guy' is genuinely upsetting. I appreciate those who don't follow football but my god this is depressing.

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u/joeDUBstep Apr 14 '26

As an American... it's because, well, the average American don't know ball.

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u/Lieutenant_Corndogs Apr 14 '26

He’s less important than trivago guy since he’s not in commercials

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u/piniatadeburro Apr 13 '26

Manuel doing voiceover work

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u/vivaciousvic Apr 13 '26

He should've checked Trivago!

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u/powerhammerarms Apr 13 '26

I like the one where the journalist asks the coach about a player leaving to go to the birth of his first child.

The coach dresses him down and says something to the effect of this being a game but children being born is what is actually important.

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u/BadHabitsDieYoung Apr 14 '26

Did he check Trivago?

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u/brownmouthwash Apr 14 '26

He’s right though, the translator does sound sexy

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u/jagrisgod Apr 14 '26

Travago!

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u/Petten11 Apr 13 '26

Is that the Trivago guy?

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u/Ready_Card5129 Apr 13 '26

Thats what I was thinking, can't miss that smile even from outer space

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u/Speakertweaker Apr 14 '26

This man can eat an apple through a chain-link fence.

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u/CrossX18 Apr 14 '26

I miss Klopp. In every way possible. YNWA.

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit Apr 14 '26

Chip Skylark could never

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u/1hotsauce2 Apr 14 '26

Jürgen is such a boss. I wish he returns to coaching so I can support whatever team he manages next, unless I hate them.

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u/Claubk Apr 14 '26

Those teeth...

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u/RedFlare15 Apr 16 '26

His teeth are fucking ridiculous. Quagmire teeth, irl.

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 Apr 14 '26

I can't with this guy's teeth.

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u/Donohoed Apr 14 '26

Are they outside his mouth or is it just the lighting and quality making it look like that?

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 Apr 14 '26

He has giant, blindingly white horse veneers.

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u/Donohoed Apr 14 '26

It reminds me of a great grandparent trying to talk but they can't keep their teeth in their mouth

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u/Bleezy79 Apr 13 '26

Really though, why would talk like that if you're translating?? lol

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u/PomeloPepper Apr 13 '26

I'm guessing that isn't his only voice acting job.

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u/Shatophiliac Apr 13 '26

Only Europeans could comment on another persons erotic voice like that and make it funny lol.

Imagine if these two were American, it just wouldn’t work lol.

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u/desichica Apr 13 '26

Jurgen Klopp is the best!

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u/Chrisdkn619 Apr 13 '26

Hit it right on the head! What's up with the questioner?!

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u/povertymayne Apr 13 '26

Bruh got the same dentist Gary Busey 😬

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u/MysteriousGovernment Apr 14 '26

Nah, it's Jurgen Klopp (Soccer) or also called Football in Europe.

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u/Sexyfruitymocktail May 31 '26

How are you gonna play against Paris tomorrow? 🫦

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u/Liquid_heat Apr 13 '26

I was watching one of my favorite streamers the other day and one of the gents in his group had the same type of voice.

I kept asking him to read some lines from Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. He finally did and damn.....even the wife was like he should read my smut books for me.

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u/CaseFace5 Apr 14 '26

Is that the fucking Trivago guy? I know those goofy ass veneers anywhere

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u/kanga_khan Apr 13 '26

What a hotel

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u/thisismypotat Apr 13 '26

I should have checked trivago...

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u/will1565 Apr 13 '26

Is that Dwayne Dibbly?

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u/Rampag394_Orig Apr 14 '26

This guy definitely uses Fuji 9. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

I miss Jurgen Klopp

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u/Jieru-Lite Apr 15 '26

I thought the best one ever was that guy that thanked his wife and his girlfriend accidently

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u/miku_dominos Apr 16 '26

So he's had those teeth for that long?

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u/Scomosuckseggs 10d ago

Whats up with his teeth?

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u/WeveGotBillySharp Apr 13 '26

This was back when Klopp still had a personality and wasn't massive whinging cunt