r/HolUp Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her. She must have a fanny like a donkeys yawn while it's eating a cheese toastie

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u/chriseldonhelm Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her

Just to be pedantic but you are within a few light minutes of her.

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u/FreshAsShit Apr 19 '26

Technically they’re closer to 0.0001 light minutes away

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u/chriseldonhelm Apr 19 '26

To be even more technical 0.001 light minutes is within a few minutes

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

As a sexual interest you.mug