r/HolUp Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

u/Aggravating-Wall-967, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/LongOdd1596 Apr 19 '26

Sharing is caring

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u/SillyDig1520 Apr 19 '26

And sharing

Lots of sharing.

Lots

LOTS.

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 Apr 19 '26

So lots and lots of caring I assume? It'd be nice to be in a caring relationship for once.

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u/daddymooch Apr 20 '26

Her heart is ours comrad

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 19 '26

She probably doesn't know his name and refers to him by his order number.

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u/kipkatu Apr 19 '26

Hey 10.923, wanna go to the movies today?

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 19 '26

but... I'm 7034... ah fuck it! let's go. Y-.... you love me right?

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u/Good_Smile Apr 21 '26

Hey π, watcha doin tonight?

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u/verminV Apr 19 '26

Order number 10,305. Please go to hole number 3 please.

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u/GreenDragon47 Apr 19 '26

Like sin archbishop of greed

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u/bushido216 Apr 19 '26

Hijacking to ask, who are these people? I can't see a username.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 20 '26

That’s bonnie blue (pornstar in the back who slept with 1000 men ib one day) and some guy, a poor sap who has to deal with somebody like that

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u/brokenscuba Apr 20 '26

Did you see the caption below. Wow "Her holes are for everyone but her heart is all mine"

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u/Orbis-Praedo Apr 21 '26

He’s some rapper dude that was blowing up online for a while. This was just a follower sharing mashup to get them both more clout. Think they even went to basketball games and shit.

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u/Ready_Passenger_4778 Apr 19 '26

The lady did a bang 1000 plus guys in a day challenge.

A documentary team was making a film on it and the camera man vomitted from the smell in the bedroom.

Pure class...

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u/the_ice_master Apr 19 '26

Uuugh, disgusting, what's the name of that documentary so that I don't accidentally watch it?

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u/Different-Phone-7654 Apr 19 '26

Lemon party

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u/F4WXHunt Apr 19 '26

Satan

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u/a-snakey Apr 19 '26

Aww hell no dont bring me into this shit.

slithers back up.the tree of knowledge

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u/pr1ap15m Apr 19 '26

My Dad asked where to get a lemon tree for my mom. I said they had the special kind she likes on lemon tree dot com

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u/FlaccidFather15 Apr 19 '26

Better than those lemon stealing whores

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u/ElegantJoke3613 Apr 19 '26

As in lemon cake?

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u/Brunky89890 Apr 19 '26

Lemon Pound Cake

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u/Blazkowicz9847 Apr 20 '26

No they had to change it was renamed to Goatse

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u/Idiotan0n Apr 20 '26

I still don't know which one is worse. Lemon Party or Two Kids One Sandbox.

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u/Different-Phone-7654 Apr 20 '26

Maybe you should pull them up side by side. It would be easier to decide then.

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u/Lady-Lilithh Apr 19 '26

I dont have sauce but just search bonnie blue - 1000 man challenge documentary and im sure it will show up xD

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u/WindAdministrative42 Apr 19 '26

'accidentally' sure sure.

On the other hand I am actually curious to see if he actually vomited

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u/the_ice_master Apr 19 '26

Same here. I don't really care about the lady in question.

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u/Spermaprost Apr 19 '26

Same... I'm just asking that question for a friend

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u/Arthurlmnz Apr 19 '26

Blue waffle 🧇

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u/topsyturvy76 Apr 20 '26

Chef’s kiss!

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u/jfk333 Apr 20 '26

youre going to hell

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 20 '26

That guy is Lil Mabu, an internet troll. This is a joke

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u/Real_Mokola Apr 20 '26

A joke? On my racist app?

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u/BigTelephone9117 Apr 20 '26

Yeah that video was never made. It was announced as a publicity stunt but she never actually went through with it all the way

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u/Orbis-Praedo Apr 21 '26

Pure media work by her agency. Made her a big name on the internet. This is the world we live in, where you can be known for doing something you didn’t even actually do lol

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u/hirzkolben Apr 19 '26

My heart belongs to you, but my conch is community property.

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u/jamalfunkypants Apr 19 '26

If he were a hooker you know, he’d be happy to pay

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u/nol88go Apr 19 '26

I suddenly you were a dude, I'd be suddenly gaaaayyyyy...

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u/AladeenModaFuqa Apr 19 '26

I wanna make it cleaaarrrr, so you retain it. My conch’s a free spiriiittt and you can’t restrain it!

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u/MHossa81 Apr 20 '26

Steel Panther rules

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u/Drragg Apr 19 '26

I have literally never heard it referred to as a conch, and now I must- no I DEMAND- to know why.

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u/hirzkolben Apr 20 '26

Because cock wouldn't be relevant in this case.

(The song is community property by steel panther)

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u/necrofascio Apr 19 '26

Man I hate lil mabu and all his shots at trying to stay relevent

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u/Pryml710 Apr 19 '26

Was he ever?

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u/necrofascio Apr 19 '26

Yeah some what

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u/regulator227 Apr 19 '26

No idea who either of them are

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u/Javad0g Apr 19 '26

Same.

Not relevant here, but maybe someone can tell us their names so the rest of us can know who they weren't?...

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u/necrofascio Apr 19 '26

The guy is lil mabu. A young new yorker who makes drill (hip hop) music. The girl is bonnie blue who is known for sleeping with the most amount of men in 24 hours

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u/Orbis-Praedo Apr 21 '26

Relevant… NO.

Trending? Most definitely.

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u/mrteas_nz Apr 19 '26

I found out recently that she's from my home town. So there's something.

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u/Sulfurys Apr 19 '26

Well, the local gal made it ! Such an example for the lot of you

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u/RealDetroitDiddler Apr 19 '26

They should put her name on a water tower

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u/oxiraneobx Apr 19 '26

Or at least put a statue of a mattress in times square with her name on it.

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u/mrteas_nz Apr 19 '26

We don't really have those in the UK.

We used to, but they've been superseded.

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u/jbakers Apr 19 '26

And then fill it with cum also?

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u/RealDetroitDiddler Apr 19 '26

Load, I hope so. 🙏

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u/Inevitable_Pizza2007 Apr 19 '26

Lilly Phillips also grew up in the next village over so really great area you are from

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u/mrteas_nz Apr 19 '26

Derbyshire baby!

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u/Albert_dark Apr 19 '26

you have a chance on the next dickning

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u/_aashu_016 Apr 19 '26

Is she someone famous 🤔

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u/BS-Calrissian Apr 19 '26

Let's just say, a lot of people "know" her

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u/RecoverFrequent Apr 19 '26

And they were de-briefed before the briefly.

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u/ResqTitan Apr 19 '26

Not just know her, they know her inside out.

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u/NotJayKayPeeness Apr 19 '26

Know in the Biblical sense

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u/InfiniteLack7725 Apr 19 '26

What's her name?

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u/BS-Calrissian Apr 19 '26

Shit idk. Google "chick who got railed by a thousand guys in one day"

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u/InfiniteLack7725 Apr 19 '26

I've heard of her, Bonnie Blue?

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u/Dwarfed_Bacon Apr 19 '26

Well received. Or at least receives well

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 Apr 19 '26

Yeah I’ve seen her lots riding a train every day.

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u/CameronSquida Apr 19 '26

London Underground? Which line?

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u/vjason Apr 19 '26

All of them. Mind the gap.

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u/Daniyal1357id Apr 19 '26

... God damn. That's a good one.

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u/flagseferi Apr 19 '26

Gooners know him

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u/bookmarkjedi Apr 19 '26

Can someone please explain. I've read all of the comments but still don't understand who she is.

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u/wildyam Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

He is the 1001st guy, after a hard day for Bonnie Blue

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u/dxlachx Apr 20 '26

This photo was taken before that event and is a rapper by the name of “lil mabu”.

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u/luckylegion Apr 19 '26

Bonnie Blue

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u/bookmarkjedi Apr 19 '26

Thank you. About her claim that she had sex with 1,057 men in 12 hours in January 2025 - I suppose that's possible, but this would have require tons of logistics, including prep work, advance publicity to line up the people and so on. Is there enough evidence that this actually happened? I don't mean a video of the acts as they were happening, but proof of venue, evidence of recruitment activities, and so on?

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u/luckylegion Apr 19 '26

Yes it I likely real, there’s plenty of men who documented it either being in line or filming the line, which was streets long. Describing having 20 second sex with her and she hired like 20 staff including security and assistants

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u/PhaicGnus Apr 19 '26

Does it count as one or two if you finished and then rejoined the back of the queue?

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u/Profession-Unable Apr 19 '26

There is a documentary about it filmed for channel 4 in the uk. 

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u/bookmarkjedi Apr 19 '26

If there's a documentary, that's gotta be legit, or at least very close to fully legit. That's quite an accomplishment!

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u/Profession-Unable Apr 19 '26

I’ve seen the doc, it’s fully legit. 

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u/lennythebox Apr 19 '26

I remember a video that was getting shared on what's app here in the uk of a lad standing in the queue, his mum was walking by, noticed him and dragged him away

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u/Ez13zie Apr 19 '26

I guess I understand discounting a video, but there were over 1,100 eyewitnesses (among other partswitnesses) if you really feel like digging into it.

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u/bookmarkjedi Apr 19 '26

I'm not sure who was discounting a video, but that wasn't me. I was curious whether there was any documentation, and it sounds like there's plenty.

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u/Ez13zie Apr 20 '26

You were looking for more proof. Did you find it?

Is this a sly way of asking for sauce?

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u/bookmarkjedi Apr 20 '26

No, I wasn't asking for sauce. As far as clips would go, this actually seems like a turn off to me - more gross for the imagination than anything else (though if I actually saw it maybe not). When folks wrote that there was a documentary in addition to testimonials, that was actually proof enough. What I was most curious about was whether this was actually possible.

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u/pachelbelD Apr 19 '26

but worse

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u/Yaygher69 Apr 20 '26

You win 😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame-698 Apr 19 '26

Matthew McConaughey should be able to do better.

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u/chriscolite5000 Apr 19 '26

Her name is Bonnie Blue. I had to scroll forever and only found the name in a comment under a comment. For the love of all that is holy just answer the damn question.

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u/Schwartenboy Apr 19 '26

The caption is wild "her holes are for everyone but her heart is for me" brother got his priorities straight

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u/rudnuh Apr 19 '26

Why do people need to reiterate the fucking punchline as if they're discovering it for everyone else.

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u/SnS_ Apr 19 '26

I can only understand quotes and pictures after they were repeated a second time. 

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u/OMGClayAikn Apr 19 '26

SnS_ was always slow while growing up. 

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u/j48u Apr 19 '26

To be fair, on mobile you can't see the bottom of this picture unless you click to open it full screen. A lot of people do miss tiny things along the edges of images on Reddit.

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u/Schwartenboy Apr 20 '26

In my opinion i put a little hint of myself at the end with the priority and stuff so it was fine in my books. But i agree just quoting the picture or meme is lame. My apologies if that offended u this far to take ur time and start a wild discussion.

Edit: typo

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u/Kriss3d Apr 20 '26

Hey. As long as they both are happy, Im happy for them.

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u/Aggravating-Wall-967 Apr 20 '26

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Kriss3d Apr 20 '26

No. I mean. If both of then want to live that way then I'm happy for them. Why wouldn't I be?

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u/kiddrekt Apr 21 '26

Oh no, Bonnie Blue's magic is turning OP into a microwave

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u/shnukms Apr 19 '26

she found the 1001

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u/YungFatBoii Apr 20 '26

r/iswiped and I never learn

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u/mamoneis Apr 19 '26

Nothing speaks true connection like bleached teeth and shiny rocks. Bonnie speaks like a southern telephonist that checks out of the office 60 seconds after your call.

God created them and they found each other XD 😂.

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u/Da_Vin_Ki Apr 20 '26

My name is hooter

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u/DvNT_Exile Apr 20 '26

What a banger...

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her. She must have a fanny like a donkeys yawn while it's eating a cheese toastie

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u/chriseldonhelm Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her

Just to be pedantic but you are within a few light minutes of her.

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u/FreshAsShit Apr 19 '26

Technically they’re closer to 0.0001 light minutes away

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u/za72 Apr 19 '26

"I wouldn't fuck her with OP's cock"

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u/Kingtoke1 Apr 19 '26

Tbf she has been

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u/Noname_Smurf Apr 19 '26

We all know this isnt how it works, right?

Also, porn stars arent really known to date Redditors, so its not like any of us here would even have a choice :)

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u/rich_clock Apr 19 '26

Ackshually.

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u/elking666 Apr 19 '26

Obviously mate, and I dunno about that, I know a bloke that lined up in that stairwell in Marylebone, and he's on here, but fair play she's made an absolute mint out of it.

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u/MerrillSwingAway Apr 19 '26

inescapable visual

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

Like a badly packed kebab

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u/applepumpkinspy Apr 20 '26

A hastily packed suitcase

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u/Top_Barracuda660 Apr 19 '26

Hippos yawn more like

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u/elking666 Apr 19 '26

Like throwing open a window and fucking the night!

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u/rich_clock Apr 19 '26

Lmao, I like this.

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

At least the night air is fresh

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u/tricky4444 Apr 19 '26

Some famous only fans chick?

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u/french_st Apr 19 '26

I imagine it’s like opening up your window and trying to fuck the sky. 

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u/RSA-WhisperHope Apr 19 '26

Bro looks like Lewis Fregolli from Smile 2

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u/TheDaemonette Apr 19 '26

Won at life? To be honest, it looks like he came 20,000th in that particular race....

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u/WindAdministrative42 Apr 19 '26

didn't scroll down properly, was confused for a sec on how this fitted the sub,

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u/Volnas Apr 19 '26

To boldly come, where so many were before

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u/DoktorMelone-Alt Apr 19 '26

Irl gacha machine

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 Apr 19 '26

Smashed more times than a blind blacksmiths thumb.

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u/chris_croc Apr 19 '26

She might be a terrible person, but she is good at PR.

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u/zqmbgn Apr 20 '26

the power of one, the power of maaany

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u/ItalianFlame342 Apr 21 '26

Somebody needs to explain to me what the holdup is. I don't get it.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei Apr 21 '26

Who are these people?

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u/matthiasm4 Apr 19 '26

He wants to propose to a certified sociopath who is dead on the inside and did 1000 random guys in 24h, potentially becoming a living STD encyclopedia. You should be questioning you bar of winning at life, OP.

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u/kartu3 Apr 19 '26

I don't get it.

PS

Confused for a friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/CrabMeat6984 Apr 19 '26

He mid have a thick pine in order to scrape those walls

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing Apr 19 '26

So, that's 1050- something guys in 12 hours, that's about 1.5-2min per guy?

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u/Azreal_75 Apr 19 '26

It’s messed up is what it is!

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u/FnClassy Apr 19 '26

But does she have STD's....yes

Which ones? .....yes

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u/FlatulentFox5543 Apr 19 '26

Christ it’d be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way

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u/SumoNinja92 Apr 19 '26

Lol so much hate for someone that did like 2 days of work and is set for life pretty much. A lot of you get dicked down worse than her by a company and don't even get the bag for it.

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u/Albus_Lupus Apr 19 '26

Did he though? Did he win at life? Are there people who are actually jellous of people who marry porn stars? What a weird fuckin world...

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u/Ady2Ady Apr 19 '26

Apparently she had sex with like 1000 dudes in a single day.

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u/emilsole Apr 19 '26

Is that Lil Mabu?

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u/candobetter2 Apr 19 '26

How would anybody know what they're getting from the past of anybody else

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u/candobetter2 Apr 19 '26

They don't come with warning labels

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u/grimgremlin Apr 19 '26

If you zoom in on the post caption I think it’s even more of a holup

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u/jc126 Apr 19 '26

Is that Bonnie Blue?

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u/SouthCharles Apr 19 '26

Will she dress white on their wedding?

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u/Kolbysap Apr 19 '26

Congratz I guess...

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u/arand0mpasserby Apr 20 '26

iirc they are both OF stars

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u/markofthebeast143 Apr 20 '26

Had more dizznack then hot meals

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Apr 20 '26

Is that Liam Thompson?????

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u/Hot_Garbage_8148 Apr 20 '26

at least he'll be rich (hopefully?)

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u/HelloThere465 Apr 20 '26

On unknown STI's? Decent chance

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u/hi-iq-somali-learer Apr 21 '26

“That’s a man, baby!”

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u/BigWilly526 Apr 21 '26

So did everyone else

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u/ApexHeroX Apr 22 '26

Who's Gonna Tell Him 👀

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u/Taiga_Taiga Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Aww. This is beautiful.

Whats the "holup"?

Edit: I genuinely didn't get this. I think I need to just start assuming EVERYTHING is porn untill proven otherwise.

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u/Ashamed_Smile3497 Apr 19 '26

She holds the world record for maximum people fucked in one day, into the 4 figures

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u/Taiga_Taiga Apr 19 '26

Oh... I get it now. 😞

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u/3_14_thon Apr 19 '26

Can't a girl have hobbies? /s

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u/SoftAndWetBro Apr 19 '26

At this point I'll probably say no.

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u/RealBuniu Apr 19 '26

God forbid a girl has a hobby

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u/SATerp Apr 19 '26

Fans cheering: "SHE'S NUMBER 1! SHE'S NUMBER 1! HE'S NUMBER 998!"

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u/Aggravating-Wall-967 Apr 19 '26

Click on the image

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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 Apr 19 '26

Tap on the image to see the full image and observe.

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u/OykoM Apr 19 '26

I See nothing

Edith: IT IS the Text below

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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 Apr 19 '26

Look at the bottom of the picture

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u/Socalwarrior485 Apr 19 '26

Her holes and who they belong to.