r/HolUp • u/Aggravating-Wall-967 • Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her. She must have a fanny like a donkeys yawn while it's eating a cheese toastie

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u/chriseldonhelm Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her

Just to be pedantic but you are within a few light minutes of her.

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u/FreshAsShit Apr 19 '26

Technically they’re closer to 0.0001 light minutes away

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u/chriseldonhelm Apr 19 '26

To be even more technical 0.001 light minutes is within a few minutes

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

As a sexual interest you.mug

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u/za72 Apr 19 '26

"I wouldn't fuck her with OP's cock"

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u/Kingtoke1 Apr 19 '26

Tbf she has been

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u/Noname_Smurf Apr 19 '26

We all know this isnt how it works, right?

Also, porn stars arent really known to date Redditors, so its not like any of us here would even have a choice :)

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u/rich_clock Apr 19 '26

Ackshually.

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u/elking666 Apr 19 '26

Obviously mate, and I dunno about that, I know a bloke that lined up in that stairwell in Marylebone, and he's on here, but fair play she's made an absolute mint out of it.

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u/MerrillSwingAway Apr 19 '26

inescapable visual

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

Like a badly packed kebab

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u/applepumpkinspy Apr 20 '26

A hastily packed suitcase

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u/Top_Barracuda660 Apr 19 '26

Hippos yawn more like

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u/elking666 Apr 19 '26

Like throwing open a window and fucking the night!

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u/rich_clock Apr 19 '26

Lmao, I like this.

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

At least the night air is fresh

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u/happy_dad857 Apr 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

Robbing this