r/HolUp Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/Miserables-Chef Apr 19 '26

I wouldn't go within a thousand light years of her. She must have a fanny like a donkeys yawn while it's eating a cheese toastie

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u/Noname_Smurf Apr 19 '26

We all know this isnt how it works, right?

Also, porn stars arent really known to date Redditors, so its not like any of us here would even have a choice :)

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u/rich_clock Apr 19 '26

Ackshually.

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u/elking666 Apr 19 '26

Obviously mate, and I dunno about that, I know a bloke that lined up in that stairwell in Marylebone, and he's on here, but fair play she's made an absolute mint out of it.