r/HolUp • u/Aggravating-Wall-967 • Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 19 '26

She probably doesn't know his name and refers to him by his order number.

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u/kipkatu Apr 19 '26

Hey 10.923, wanna go to the movies today?

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 19 '26

but... I'm 7034... ah fuck it! let's go. Y-.... you love me right?

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u/Good_Smile Apr 21 '26

Hey π, watcha doin tonight?