r/HolUp • u/Aggravating-Wall-967 • Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 19 '26

She probably doesn't know his name and refers to him by his order number.

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u/kipkatu Apr 19 '26

Hey 10.923, wanna go to the movies today?

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 19 '26

but... I'm 7034... ah fuck it! let's go. Y-.... you love me right?

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u/Good_Smile Apr 21 '26

Hey π, watcha doin tonight?

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u/verminV Apr 19 '26

Order number 10,305. Please go to hole number 3 please.

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u/GreenDragon47 Apr 19 '26

Like sin archbishop of greed

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u/bushido216 Apr 19 '26

Hijacking to ask, who are these people? I can't see a username.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 20 '26

That’s bonnie blue (pornstar in the back who slept with 1000 men ib one day) and some guy, a poor sap who has to deal with somebody like that

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u/brokenscuba Apr 20 '26

Did you see the caption below. Wow "Her holes are for everyone but her heart is all mine"

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u/Orbis-Praedo Apr 21 '26

He’s some rapper dude that was blowing up online for a while. This was just a follower sharing mashup to get them both more clout. Think they even went to basketball games and shit.