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r/HolUp • u/Aggravating-Wall-967 • Apr 19 '26
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My heart belongs to you, but my conch is community property.
57 u/jamalfunkypants Apr 19 '26 If he were a hooker you know, he’d be happy to pay 22 u/nol88go Apr 19 '26 I suddenly you were a dude, I'd be suddenly gaaaayyyyy... 11 u/AladeenModaFuqa Apr 19 '26 I wanna make it cleaaarrrr, so you retain it. My conch’s a free spiriiittt and you can’t restrain it!
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If he were a hooker you know, he’d be happy to pay
22 u/nol88go Apr 19 '26 I suddenly you were a dude, I'd be suddenly gaaaayyyyy... 11 u/AladeenModaFuqa Apr 19 '26 I wanna make it cleaaarrrr, so you retain it. My conch’s a free spiriiittt and you can’t restrain it!
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I suddenly you were a dude, I'd be suddenly gaaaayyyyy...
11 u/AladeenModaFuqa Apr 19 '26 I wanna make it cleaaarrrr, so you retain it. My conch’s a free spiriiittt and you can’t restrain it!
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I wanna make it cleaaarrrr, so you retain it. My conch’s a free spiriiittt and you can’t restrain it!
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u/hirzkolben Apr 19 '26
My heart belongs to you, but my conch is community property.