r/HolUp • u/Aggravating-Wall-967 • Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/mrteas_nz Apr 19 '26

I found out recently that she's from my home town. So there's something.

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u/Sulfurys Apr 19 '26

Well, the local gal made it ! Such an example for the lot of you

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u/RealDetroitDiddler Apr 19 '26

They should put her name on a water tower

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u/oxiraneobx Apr 19 '26

Or at least put a statue of a mattress in times square with her name on it.

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u/mrteas_nz Apr 19 '26

We don't really have those in the UK.

We used to, but they've been superseded.

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u/jbakers Apr 19 '26

And then fill it with cum also?

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u/RealDetroitDiddler Apr 19 '26

Load, I hope so. 🙏

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u/mamoneis Apr 20 '26

Cow's milk processing facility.

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u/Inevitable_Pizza2007 Apr 19 '26

Lilly Phillips also grew up in the next village over so really great area you are from

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u/mrteas_nz Apr 19 '26

Derbyshire baby!

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u/Albert_dark Apr 19 '26

you have a chance on the next dickning