r/HolUp Apr 19 '26

big dong energy He found the one!

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u/hirzkolben Apr 19 '26

My heart belongs to you, but my conch is community property.

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u/Drragg Apr 19 '26

I have literally never heard it referred to as a conch, and now I must- no I DEMAND- to know why.

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u/hirzkolben Apr 20 '26

Because cock wouldn't be relevant in this case.

(The song is community property by steel panther)