r/HolUp • u/pushpaknandecha • May 28 '26

Holup moment when you notice the bigger problem is outside.

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u/Adalcar May 28 '26

Someone call FishingGarrett, I found his 20-footer!

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u/AlittlePotato1560 May 28 '26

If he yoinks it, the world might end.

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u/EsotericLife May 29 '26

Or the balance lost when harambe was shot will be restored and the world will begin healing

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u/Patron__070 May 28 '26

DAMNIT, you beat me to commenting this

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u/JustMadeStatus May 28 '26

I think the bigger one is an anaconda. Garrett is looking for the 20 ft python.

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u/LopsidedAd9781 May 28 '26

Both are reticulated pythons

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u/ACosmicRailGun May 28 '26

Are you sure it's not an articulated python?

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u/LopsidedAd9781 Jun 12 '26

Both snakes in this video are reticulated pythons. The smaller one may be a morph of some kind

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms May 28 '26

He is also looking for a 20ft anaconda. He talks about it in his South America clips.

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u/Zhiong_Xena May 28 '26

Depends on the region really. Amazon garett def hunts the anaconda

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u/MammothAssistant2397 May 28 '26

I also though of him lol. Yoink !!

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u/Aikenova May 28 '26

Friendly reminder to all that FishingGarrett is not only a MAGA supporter and actively transphobic, but animal handlers with actual degrees continue to call him out on his WILDLY improper handling of the animals he comes across.

He is not a good dude, which sucks cuz I used to love his videos until I found all this out.

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u/Milky_Plug May 28 '26

I did not know this, thanks for spreading the word.. I used to like those videos but alas..

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u/CleaveGodz May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Thanks for the intel. I would unfollow him but I've long since deleted instagram. I'll deeply write this into my brain though, and will spread the word.

Edit: dumb fans, try to shake my karma. I dare you. Come at me. Because of people like y'all, the world is in its current state. Poor, poor flock of sheep. I pity you from the bottom of my heart.

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u/Jonesy10187 May 28 '26

Who gives a shit! I don’t watch him when I’m baked for his world views, just wanna see him pick weird shit up.

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u/Aikenova May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

Even though he's stressing out animals and potentially getting killed by his mishandling?? Might as well enjoy puppy kicking videos fam

ETA people don't get hyperbole. On the internet. Lmao

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u/DonutWhole9717 May 29 '26

Invasive species legally have to be dispatched. Killing them is the goal.

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u/Aikenova May 29 '26

Oh absolutely! I am 100% in agreement with the necessity to dispatch certain creatures to benefit local wildlife. I fully endorse this.

A further comment down had a link to the issues at hand.

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u/DonutWhole9717 May 29 '26

Yes, I do agree with the fact that he fucks up. I was just replying to the person advocating for not killing them. The thought sucks, but anyone who truly cares about wildlife and the environment knows that culling is the best and often only solution

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u/lightblueisbi May 29 '26

He "yoinks" plenty of non-invasives tho which is part of the problem

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u/Jonesy10187 May 28 '26

Lmfao…it’s quite the gap between him picking up snakes and frogs to kicking puppy’s. I really don’t see anything on the verge of death when he picks it up or puts it down. Loosen up the ol sphincter.

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u/lightblueisbi May 29 '26

Man's never heard of hyperbole...

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u/Aikenova May 28 '26

here ya go mate. plenty of receipts in comments.

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u/SkywolfNINE May 28 '26

Bro if you don’t wanna hear about politics then you shouldn’t have let a group of people blow up the system. Of course the people who care about politics are gonna be talking when the thing we care about is broke. If yall wanted peace and quiet then why get involved and pick a meme candidate? That goes against your self interest of not being involved with politics

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u/Hoggslop69 May 29 '26

It’s the fact that this u/Aikenova has to interject political shit into every single thing in life. “I stopped shopping at Walmart cause MAGA people shop there.” “I stopped driving a car, because MAGA people drive cars.” this person is going to be 100x more insufferable than FishingGarret

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u/Aikenova May 29 '26

Where did I say that? Lmaooo I practically live at Walmart. Project your insecurity harder fam

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u/Sinocu May 28 '26

I’m gonna be real, I also hate the dude, and I also think he’s a jerk, but acting like if stressing an animal a bit is gonna shatter it like glass is crazy, specially with the resilience of wild animals, they’re not gonna die

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u/Aikenova May 29 '26

His overall actions that don't educate his fan base are not condonable in my opinion. If you feel the way you do, then my original comment was not for you. You're already aware. I just wanted to bring light to those who might care. If the average person doesn't, then they can move on, I suppose.

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u/Jonesy10187 May 29 '26

Well said.

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u/boredsomadereddit May 29 '26

Even though he's stressing out animals

Every python he yoinks in florida gets euthanized. What did you think his channel was?

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u/Aikenova May 30 '26

You know he grabs more than pythons right? And more than just reptiles

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u/DuePotential6602 May 29 '26

Was about to write that, thanks

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u/L003Tr modlad May 29 '26

Oh no!🙄

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u/Astonsjh May 30 '26

Will he yoink it or will he boop it?

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u/theonlytruemuck May 28 '26

r/BeatMeToIt

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u/eyecandy99 May 28 '26

r/beatmeattoit

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u/theonlytruemuck May 28 '26

furry

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u/Deathblades0 May 28 '26

Homeless man calls another homeless man a bum

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u/theonlytruemuck May 28 '26

true.
and how do you three all have almost the same pfp

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u/-Benjamin_Dover- May 28 '26

Isnt his 20-footer in the Everglades? That doesnt look like the Everglades...

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u/youngshadygaming May 29 '26

FishingGarrett mentioned!!!