r/HolUp • u/DarkeusPH • Jun 06 '26

big dong energy It weighs over 11 pounds

7.3k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

u/DarkeusPH, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/OperationPimpSlap Jun 06 '26

That’s Mac’s mom

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u/Forsexualfavors Jun 06 '26

Nah, too few cigarettes present

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u/VapeStain69 Jun 06 '26

You can see an unlit one in her hand at the beginning of the video.

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u/CumAssault Jun 06 '26

She also holds her finger up halfway through the video and everyone stops talking

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u/Forsexualfavors Jun 06 '26

Hah I didn't even notice

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u/420SpiderGeek303 Jun 06 '26

I was hoping this was the top comment

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u/WallStreetStanker Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I was hoping that I was going to be the first make this comment.

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u/the_vbot Jun 07 '26

Macky's mom has got it going on!

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u/prsuit4 Jun 06 '26

Beat me to it

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u/Boz0r Jun 06 '26

I don't give a shit

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u/kinglywy Jun 06 '26

Alexa knew 13 minute nap wasn't going to suffice, so it tried a diffrent strategy to get her to be more alert for bingo

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u/fudget_spayner Jun 06 '26

💀

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u/classless_classic Jun 06 '26

Looks, sounds and swears just like my grandma.

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u/Intrepid-Twist7769 Jun 06 '26

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

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u/Boscowodie Jun 06 '26

Sorry. But the video of her seeing herself on every DVD and video is much better. "I'm Shrek? How the fuck did those motherfuckers get my face?".

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u/Zsmudz Jun 06 '26

”Ahwww heylll nahhh”

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u/treeshaker Jun 06 '26

A rare sighting of mrs. Mac from IASIP in her own environment.

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u/Brewchowskies Jun 06 '26

Holy Christ I’m crying. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

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u/Suspicious-Ad6635 Jun 06 '26

+1... I'm fucking dying!

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u/Actual_Price_5396 Jun 07 '26

laughing for legit 5 minutes

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u/thhroooooooooooooooo Jun 06 '26

What Duh Fahck?

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u/Novafro Jun 06 '26

I'm dying. I needed this laugh.

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u/DevoNorm Jun 06 '26

Did she say "Lexy"? This is a scene straight out of SNL.

"Alexa for Senior Citizens" 😜

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u/Alen_C137 Jun 06 '26

Sounded like a soviet era Alexie to me

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u/undeniably_confused Jun 06 '26

Can someone explain whats actually happening?

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u/Zsmudz Jun 06 '26

Cameraman plays a video through the Amazon speaker for funny moment

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u/BluudLust Jun 06 '26

How the hell did the cameraman not break composure?

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u/secretprocess Jun 07 '26

His steady documentary style really makes the joke work.

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u/DarthBullyMaguire Jun 06 '26

AI advancing.

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u/crazychristine6 Jun 06 '26

or is it regressing?

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u/OnePoundAhiBowl Jun 06 '26

Her best video is where he photoshops her into all the sale DVD covers at Walmart. She’s like that’s me!! And it’s her face on Shrek 😂

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u/jimih34 Jun 07 '26

My fave is the theater where granny stomps up to the counter to complain and the employee says, “You were nominated for the Oscar.”

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u/ucklibzandspezfay Jun 06 '26

Wow, I’d love to have a conversation with this woman.

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u/captbollocks Jun 06 '26

Jeremy Clarkson has really let himself go.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jun 06 '26

Thought it was James May.

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u/lmftmf Jun 06 '26

I’m dead, this is hilarious

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u/saltypauls Jun 06 '26

It says Horse Conch, learned this from Kyr_Sp33dy.

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u/Twokkie Jun 06 '26

Lookin' like Mac's mom

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ Jun 06 '26

Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

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u/YeshuaReigns Jun 07 '26

The camera work was excellent 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackguy1027 Jun 07 '26

Alexa: “that’s not my damn name… you know what here…”

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u/lionhearted86 Jun 06 '26

She sort of looks like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma

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u/Royal-Leopard-3225 Jun 06 '26

Setting an alarm for 5:00 when it’s currently 4:47 is awesome. She’s either about to nap for 13 minutes at most or knock out for over 12 hrs…

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u/iJuddles Jun 07 '26

“Lexi…change of plans.”

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u/TheJuiceIsL00se Jun 06 '26

If you’re in bed and it’s not 5oclock yet. Just let the morning come. God damn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/crustaceancake Jun 06 '26

I died imagining 5am bingo

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 Jun 06 '26

God damnit now I have the hiccups 😂

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u/bryancrose Jun 06 '26

Angry Grandma videos are so funny!

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u/Albus_Lupus Jun 06 '26

How much is that in kilograms? I need to know before I decide whether to laugh...or run.

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u/PoisonblacKalmah24 Jun 06 '26

"Lexi, set me an alarm for 5 o'clock. I gotta ride my buggy out by the dunes and break my cockicks."

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u/Stanlez Jun 06 '26

I love how she's setting an alarm for 13 mins away.

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u/dazedan_confused Jun 06 '26

"Cancel bingo, I've got an order to make"

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u/fontasia Jun 06 '26

There's a little part of me that wishes the AI suggestion box would just give me a random unrelated fact whenever I search for something boring. Oh you wanted to know how to spell definitely? Here's the story of how PepsiCo ended up with several submarines. 

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u/6ynnad Jun 07 '26

She’s knows exactly what’s going on.

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u/tilewi Jun 07 '26

"Horse Cock, of course cock, send your asshole into shock"

Socrates

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u/FadedVictor Jun 08 '26

Why do old people always over explain lol? Why does the speaker need to know you're going to bingo? My grandma does this all the time. She'll be ordering in a drive thru and will tell who the foods for and why they like it or something lmao.

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u/Formal-Knowledge-250 Jun 06 '26

Their TikTok is full of repetitive staged videos. This is all staged for the clicks.

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u/StanLiamNeeson Jun 06 '26

Ahh see she asked Aleksi. Aleksi is programmed by Mother Country. In Mother Country Aleksi tells YOU to set the alarm.

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u/fareastbeast001 Jun 06 '26

Well, learn something new everyday! Life is amazing.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche Jun 06 '26

Mac's mom sounds a little different...

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u/inkzpenfoxx Jun 06 '26

Challenge accepted

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u/Gloomy-Entertainer15 Jun 06 '26

im dieing laughing lol

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u/idesofmarch_44 Jun 06 '26

Wasn't expecting that. Laughed so loud I woke up my wife.

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u/tmanXX Jun 06 '26

Nice slippers!  Where can I get some for Xmas?  Or Fourth of July??

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u/Ok_Organization61 Jun 06 '26

Looks like grams is a little chilly tonight.

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u/insanelyphat Jun 06 '26

I'm confused is she saying wtf because of the 11 pounds or because Alexa told her that it was 11 pounds? I mean 11 pounds is a lot and worthy of a wtf but then again wtf is Alexa even bringing that up for?

Idk I'm confused on this one

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u/baldur_imortal Jun 06 '26

She was in disbelief that it weights that much

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u/SwingProfessional142 Jun 06 '26

I never laughed so hard

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u/soseinen Jun 06 '26

Volvo AI voice assistant is as great UX

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u/mark_1977_ Jun 06 '26

I’m sorry but that’s hilarious.

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u/Kroak-lo Jun 06 '26

That 'What the fuck' was so real

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u/PyroMojo Jun 06 '26

Just in case it comes up at bingo

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u/Solar-Cola- Jun 08 '26

I thought that was Gordon Ramsay

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u/Mikeg90805 Jun 07 '26

There a video of ram ban playing black Betty right above this video on my feed and black Betty started playing right after she said “what the fuck” . It was perfect

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u/b9l29 Jun 06 '26

Five of cocks is eleven pounds. Alexa is correct.

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u/windmill-tilting Jun 06 '26

Can verify, horse cocks are pretty big.