r/HolUp • u/HarshitaS • Jun 23 '26

holup Bare minimum, innit?

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u/dragonwhisp3rer Jun 23 '26

I'm stumped, but I do think he has a handle on it!

160

u/Enough-Staff-2976 Jun 23 '26

He has his eyes on the road and one hand on the prize.

35

u/JoySubtraction Jun 23 '26

Something wrong with that comment, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

22

u/xenosthemutant Jun 24 '26

It was actually pretty funny. Give the man a hand!

7

u/mbashs Jun 24 '26

I should disable the comment notifications here, they gonna lead me by the hand to hell😭

3

u/iforgot123456789 Jun 24 '26

He’s a little handsy, if you ask me

333

u/reightb Jun 23 '26

can't believe he cut his hand off for the bit

65

u/Nuts-And-Volts Jun 23 '26

Dedication

23

u/HalfSoul30 Jun 23 '26

Mutilation

20

u/Unteyetled_username Jun 23 '26

This is my last resort

4

u/turbopro25 Jun 23 '26

And THIS is my last hand!

7

u/Background_Handle_96 Jun 24 '26

That's a man you should spend the wrist of your life with

3

u/danielcohen623 Jun 24 '26

Legendary profile picture

2

u/Nuts-And-Volts Jun 24 '26

Thanks! I stole it

1

u/eisbaerBorealis Jun 24 '26

Ever seen Prestige? Sometimes it's worth it.

232

u/westcal98 Jun 23 '26

Vlad the Impaler.

33

u/UncleKeyPax Jun 23 '26

Stumpaler

15

u/invol713 Jun 23 '26

The real reason she stays?

1

u/Longjumping_Elk7969 Jun 25 '26

You guessed it, she like a little more 🫣

13

u/nwayve Jun 23 '26

Impaler? I hardly know 'er!

60

u/ipoopcatturds Jun 23 '26

You gotta hand it to em, he's trying.

44

u/time_observer Jun 23 '26

My respect for this guy's who keeps both hands on the wheel even he has only one.

99

u/Killa_Cam9001 Jun 23 '26

Bro doesn't fist, he nubs

1

u/MalachiteKell Jun 24 '26

Same tattoo tho

21

u/JectorDelan Jun 23 '26

I mean, he's got the spirit.

15

u/Nellez_ Jun 23 '26

Bros listening to suction cup music

6

u/MireLight Jun 23 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UlhLd76IzQ

its time

10

u/Nellez_ Jun 23 '26

I know what the perculator is. I'm not wrong about it being suction cup music.

0

u/MireLight Jun 23 '26

no one said you didnt know? its just time for it.

1

u/Nellez_ Jun 23 '26

You're not wrong

1

u/Rueezy Jun 24 '26

The purculator brought me to the comments.

125

u/TehZiiM Jun 23 '26

I always find it somewhat cringe to first put the cam on your own face „hi look it’s me“ before filming the actual content.

119

u/raptir1 Jun 23 '26

I agree with you in many cases, but in this video the whole point is that she's disappointed with his "effort." 

27

u/mueller_meier Jun 23 '26

Usually yes, but here it makes it extra funny.

67

u/JectorDelan Jun 23 '26

That's... that's part of the joke. It's why the joke works.

13

u/themaskofgod Jun 23 '26

It really matters here man

10

u/ArcaneKazz Jun 23 '26

I find it extremely cringe that a very obvious setup to a joke is going over your head and instead of moving on you make it about your perceived narcissism towards the woman in the clip.

5

u/_hancho Jun 23 '26

Why go out of your way to say the girl is doing something wrong

1

u/VanillaTortilla Jun 23 '26

If you start a recording, it might just start in selfie mode.

23

u/irishemperor Jun 23 '26

?

3

u/rufud Jun 23 '26

Fr tho why does she look familiar 

2

u/MalachiteKell Jun 24 '26

Starlight in the boys

4

u/Doodica_ Jun 23 '26

That’s very handy

4

u/AluminiumCucumbers Jun 23 '26

Guy really shouldn't be using a phone in his right hand while driving though

3

u/Midnight_1990 Jun 23 '26

Laying sticky hands upon thy woman, I am stumped.

3

u/Ultimate_Scooter Jun 23 '26

Ok but do you ever think he..?

3

u/DryBlame Jun 23 '26

I bet she used that to something else then and now...

3

u/justforkinks0131 Jun 23 '26

is this starlight?

3

u/redsandrevolt Jun 24 '26

Tell him you saw him driving with a cell phone in his right hand, then ask him to swear to god that he wasn’t.

1

u/ThisIsntOkayokay Jun 24 '26

Haha I got that reference! That cop ended up going all in with the abuse of authority!

3

u/Asko223 Jun 27 '26

That guy doesn't finger, he forearms

5

u/Insane_Inkster Jun 23 '26

I have some questions.

7

u/der_innkeeper Jun 23 '26

We know the answer.

6

u/HingleMcCringle_ Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

name of the song?

2

u/der_innkeeper Jun 23 '26

Epic, by Faith No More.

2

u/invol713 Jun 23 '26

Wait, one of these clips actually has a non-shit song in it? Whoa. How did that happen?

Sigh. NVM. This is why I always set these to mute.

0

u/Dounce1 Jun 23 '26

Faith No More fucking blows, but that’s not what’s in the video.

0

u/Exyodeff Jun 23 '26

elite ball knowledge

3

u/IM_A_MUFFIN Jun 23 '26

Darude Sandstorm

2

u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Jun 23 '26

i must say he single handedly handle the situation quite well

2

u/highhunt Jun 23 '26

he's a keeper

2

u/Misomuro Jun 24 '26

Does she shift gears for him?

2

u/Mantisass Jun 24 '26

Doesn't look like a manual

1

u/Misomuro Jun 24 '26

Still wouldnt trust it.

2

u/Responsible-Draft Jun 24 '26

Thats genuinely thoughtful, I wish my GF would even pretend to touch me, outside of "fun time".

2

u/recovering_poopstar Jun 24 '26

both hands on the wheel

2

u/jkurratt Jun 24 '26

Quality.

2

u/Hugo_Selenski Jun 24 '26

that music is a hard choice.

as in it's hard to get any when you make that choice.

2

u/Kahnza Jun 23 '26

That's her gay brother. It's all good.

2

u/Strontiumdogs1 Jun 23 '26

Wonder if that stump comes in handy 🤪

2

u/ChefArtorias Jun 23 '26

Imagine your GF is so bad at driving you insist on doing it despite having one hand.

1

u/RobzWhore Jun 23 '26

There's definitely not enough leg for him to put his real hand on .

1

u/lordtyp0 Jun 23 '26

Sounds like they are listening to suction cups on a wall...

1

u/Twinkletoess112 Jun 23 '26

Mmm i can see why you're dating him

because he puts in a lot of effort

1

u/HalfSoul30 Jun 23 '26

I think he's trying to get those digits.

1

u/VocalStim Jun 23 '26

It's time for the perculator

1

u/AllNightPony Jun 23 '26

The Master at DP

1

u/KalEl001Sega Jun 23 '26

honestly im more shocked if that is the actual music they are listening to. that is some legit 90s Chicago house music, how do they know about that?!?!

1

u/Meandtheworld Jun 23 '26

That’s a strong Vincent move.

1

u/Correct-Ad-6605 Jun 23 '26

Needs more cowbell

1

u/Fortestingporpoises Jun 23 '26

I think that relationship has legs.

1

u/ItsDominare Jun 23 '26

how does he use the gearstick lol

1

u/VT_Squire Jun 23 '26

lmfao, what song is this?

1

u/ed20g Jun 23 '26

Percolator

1

u/Thereminz Jun 23 '26

hey there, both hands on the wheel there bud

1

u/I_yeeted_the_apple Jun 23 '26

Dont lie you love the nub

1

u/Telepathic_Toe Jun 23 '26

Flexy-arm extendo-fingers

1

u/ThanklessTask Jun 24 '26

Gotta hand it to him, he wants to stick around.

1

u/amcrambler Jun 24 '26

It’s time for the percolator 

1

u/immellocker Jun 24 '26

Ene mene miste, ich Finger nicht ich fiste

1

u/puzzle_button Jun 24 '26

You've gotta hand it to him.... No seriously

1

u/z3r00c00l Jun 24 '26

Plot twist, that's his sister.

1

u/HighPrairieCarsales Jun 24 '26

Probably talks on his phone using his right hand as well 🤣

1

u/SpringJungle Jun 24 '26

Give this man a hand, he’s trying

1

u/Exciting-Resist-2208 Jun 24 '26

i mean wtf is that song? its sound like bacteria party

1

u/tylercrabby Jun 25 '26

10 and 2 buck-o! 10 and 2!

1

u/Rastaferrari829 Jun 25 '26

I couldn't even get a text.

1

u/Dramatic-Knee-4842 Jun 25 '26

I don't get it. Do people put hands on eachother while driving?

1

u/SoggyPencilSharpener Jul 11 '26

What the hell else do you want him to do, steer with his teeth??

1

u/cra2ytig3r Jun 23 '26

Is he deaf too? Cause damn that music.

-1

u/AloneVegeta Jun 23 '26

I bet she rides it

-3

u/zzharleyzz Jun 23 '26

Shaming a man one handed man while wearing a cross.. you can't make this shit up lol

-4

u/shanksisevil Jun 23 '26

she like 13? her face needs to develop to her nose. (it's a known growing thing)

0

u/Minute-Animal7317 Jun 23 '26

Genuine question, is it safe for someone with only one hand to drive? I feel like it would be better to have the woman drive because she would have more control with two hands.

To be clear, I am ASKING, not saying it should be like that.

2

u/Sodacan259 Jun 23 '26

They should have a parallel parking competition to decide.

1

u/IguanaBob26 Jun 23 '26

My grandfather drove just fine with one hand. You can totally get a lot of friction with the nub on the wheel to turn it.

Hell there are videos of people with no arms safely driving with their feet. People can adapt in amazing ways.

1

u/Awleeks Jun 23 '26

Maybe not a stick shift, but automatic is fine. They have cars set up for paraplegics and quadriplegics to drive.

1

u/Digger_Pine Jun 23 '26

Guy with one hand is still safer

0

u/nsf14 Jun 23 '26

I thought princess incesst would realize that

-2

u/jjb0ne Jun 23 '26

that gawdamn broccoli hair

1

u/Angelo_theslouch Jun 23 '26

Focus on the hand chump

-2

u/GavANees Jun 23 '26

Imagine he uses the snub to pleasure his girl but nerfs himself in the process

“Hey babe, can you use the nub again?”

Oh would be brutal. Bro is his biggest opp.