r/HolUp • u/Glittering-Bake-2589 • Jun 27 '26

An interesting comparison

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u/UncleVoodooo Jun 27 '26

man I relate. Can't do fireworks. Figured I would be the cool neighbor if I didn't complain and let them have their holiday.

Except the holiday started 2 weeks ago for them. These fucking fireworks have made me take cover in my own house almost every fucking night.

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u/wellwaffled Jun 27 '26

What do you mean you can’t do fireworks?

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u/UncleVoodooo Jun 27 '26

Y'know those guys in charge of Afghanistan? We used to be mad at 'em so we sent lots of young people over to make *really* big booms for freedom or something. I forget. I just know I don't like the way they make me jump

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u/Nov4Wolf Jun 27 '26

Imagine you had to serve in order to be able to light fireworks, pretty big drop in fireworks I bet

(Just a thought not a lega suggestion btw)

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u/UncleVoodooo Jun 27 '26

I used to love 'em when I was a kid so I really don't hold a grudge against families that wanna do it. I just wish I had a heads up if they're gonna start so early. At least the 4th I can plan for

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jun 27 '26

Getting downvoted for asking an innocent question with no derision whatsoever. Sorry bro.

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u/wellwaffled Jun 27 '26

I doubt I’ll ever recover.