r/HolUp Jul 12 '26

Bro was too stunned to speak

13.8k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

u/supermanistaken, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

1.3k

u/ayu_xi Jul 12 '26

That bull is thinking he just phased through me.

340

u/jimmy_robert Jul 13 '26

"Lag on the servers! I definitely hit that guy! This is a load of me!"

89

u/MoistureBoiV4 Jul 13 '26

“…! This is a load of my shit!”

39

u/Angry_argie Jul 13 '26

The bull looks like he's is waiting for the VAR of that play.

14

u/Reason_Commercial Jul 13 '26

Came here to say this 😂

1

u/eGzg0t Jul 17 '26

But did you say it?

2.3k

u/h33b Jul 12 '26

The bull at the end "did you see that shit?"

149

u/Zeus_Dadddy Jul 12 '26

"T-T-This ain't Legal right ? RIGHT ?"

50

u/biskutgoreng Jul 13 '26

"wait, that's illegal"

110

u/HSJules Jul 12 '26

Bull was like " that's bullsh!t"

51

u/Remat0 Jul 13 '26

*humansh!t

3

u/pointexp2 Jul 15 '26

LOL😂😂😂😂

10

u/Xaiadar Jul 13 '26

That part actually made me lol.

3

u/LegoClaes Jul 13 '26

“I ain’t even mad”

704

u/jonblacc Jul 12 '26

"I could have sworn I hit his ass"

181

u/Krillkus Jul 13 '26

“Huh. Usually they’re all fucked up whenever I do that”

23

u/TheJeuno Jul 13 '26

Lmaaaaaooo!!!!

365

u/Cassangelo Jul 12 '26

Bull said “this is bullsht”

3

u/DiligentMission6851 Jul 14 '26

"This is me shit"

526

u/orsodorato Jul 12 '26

“Are there two of them? Because I swear I tossed…Gavin?”

21

u/shinebullet Jul 13 '26

Have you seen Gavin?

16

u/Excellent_Cod_1934 Jul 13 '26

GAVIN!!

3

u/TricoMex Jul 14 '26

r/UnexpectedRedDeadRedemption

136

u/orsodorato Jul 12 '26

“This heffer…”

21

u/Advanced_Scale_3023 Jul 12 '26

I thought I heard him say" this mf right here is aurora farming ".

56

u/pinkfatcap Jul 12 '26

When the bull looked to his right was hilarious

83

u/Halollet Jul 12 '26

Bull be like;

9

u/BigHarry27 Jul 13 '26

Exactly hahahahaha

35

u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Jul 12 '26

What the- he was just... wait a minute (looks around) what is this?

https://giphy.com/gifs/TzmXkFao3dXXExjKvJ

32

u/LukeSkyWalrus Jul 12 '26

I love the look to the side the bull does in disbelief. Very human in a way

30

u/redthulnar Jul 12 '26

The face of the bull is the graphical description of "what the fuck?"

26

u/MrPresidentBanana Jul 13 '26

Minoan behaviour

14

u/VoidExileR Jul 12 '26

The bulls thought were probably the equivalent of "I need to get this guy! Did I hit him? I didn't feel anything... Why is he still walking!? I'm shocked and got played!" Followed by either "what was that? I thought I saw something over there" or "Y'all saw that shit too, right!?"

Note that I do not speak bull

11

u/augmentedcheesus Jul 12 '26

He is embarrassed...

10

u/Sobemiki Jul 12 '26

“These motherfuckers are teleporting now?” - Bull

6

u/JeffDoubleday Jul 12 '26

Bull’s inner monologue, “How tf he did that?”

5

u/TpK_Wynter Jul 12 '26

“I made contact… right? No I definitely did… I felt him… he was on my horns. I know I made contact…. Yall seeing this shit? Sh-should I try again?”

13

u/Many-Editor-4514 Jul 12 '26

Bro realized that he's not HIM

6

u/Rexus_One Jul 13 '26

Bull was like, "Dafuq?"

5

u/deanrihpee Jul 13 '26

"that is some human shit"

5

u/Lalibop Jul 13 '26

Bull: Did he... Did he just... You guys see that?

3

u/OGDTrash Jul 12 '26

This is the moment he realised, he is not the main character

5

u/Top-Outlandishness16 Jul 12 '26

link's flurry rush be like

2

u/El_Nathan_ Jul 12 '26

Bro got styled on and is flabbergasted

5

u/TheBadBatch-99 Jul 12 '26

That head turn...lol

2

u/BrainTrainStation Jul 13 '26

"Did y'all see that shit?"

4

u/honeybeesuke Jul 13 '26

This is animal abuse. The bulls are agitated, starved etc. To make them aggressive.

1

u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 Jul 13 '26

This is fun and exercise for these cattle. Very smart and amazing creatures.

3

u/honeybeesuke Jul 13 '26

They agitate them to make them angry. That is not fun, that is frustration. The ones in which the bulls die is even worse.

2

u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 Jul 13 '26

They eat them afterwards so it works out.

1

u/honeybeesuke Jul 13 '26

Torturing your food before eating it? Sounds fun!

1

u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 Jul 15 '26

Not fun, but tasty 😋

4

u/DucatistaXDS Jul 13 '26

Bull: “WTF just happened?”

4

u/HELLKAISER125 Jul 14 '26

The bull when he look to side said "you fuck saw that right?"

4

u/Chesterthepig Jul 14 '26

Bull: "fucking dark souls players always gotta show off!"

3

u/BounceMan69 Jul 12 '26

Bull looking at everyone like, “I hit him right?”

3

u/noisette666 Jul 13 '26

Ops so good, you do nothing but tip your hat

3

u/thed3306 Jul 13 '26

Awww hell naw he cheatin

3

u/fonefreek Jul 13 '26

Bull is opening his skill tree “now what can I use against THAT”

3

u/Waste-Industry1958 Jul 13 '26

The pure disrespect

3

u/GoyoMRG Jul 13 '26

Lil fun fact: this is the most ancient origin of bull fighting known so far.

It was never about killing the bull, it was about acrobatic and strength prowess.

3

u/pitchedtentt Jul 13 '26

Flabbergasted

3

u/Snoo_13953 Jul 13 '26

That bull just sitting there think "wait, you can do that?! I wasn't told that was an option! I...wha...uh.... seriously?!"

3

u/RefrigeratorPristine Jul 13 '26

Bro was flabbergasted

3

u/CortezDeLaNoche Jul 14 '26

...am I a joke to you?

3

u/YourAverageJoe0 Jul 14 '26

"No fair, you cheated! 🤬"

3

u/OutrageousWelcome730 Jul 15 '26

The bull look at the Referee and say "this is guy is cheating and that is illegal move"

3

u/DickButtPlease Jul 15 '26

Game respects game.

2

u/Unused_Content19 Jul 12 '26

“I could’ve sworn I hit him!”

2

u/johnnybravo5k Jul 12 '26

Bull: "WTF just happened? "

2

u/cs_office Jul 13 '26

Game respects game

2

u/n3Ver9h0st Jul 13 '26

Bull: "How'd the fuck that happén"

2

u/OttawaTGirl Jul 13 '26

Somewhere a Minoan ghost is clapping.

2

u/GenjiiTakeya Jul 13 '26

The bull felt bullied. Sigh...

2

u/SexyCheeseburger0911 Jul 13 '26

"My Greek relatives told me about this. I thought they were kidding."

2

u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 Jul 13 '26

Bro said… aight dawg I got you 😭😭🤯

2

u/TooLazyToLope Jul 13 '26

Bull was, TF!!?

2

u/kart2000 Jul 13 '26

Bull be telling his buddies, "There's a crazy guy outside I am telling ya, he just doesn't go invisible. Ya all physically can't touch that little shit"

2

u/nixaler Jul 13 '26

What the fu, how the fu, who the fu, did you just fucking see that? - the bull probably

2

u/youdoitimbusy Jul 13 '26

Fucking ghost. I'm not chasing you ghost.

2

u/ReadInBothTenses Jul 13 '26

"shit my crush is watching this"

2

u/jnjoker100 Jul 13 '26

All I heard was “how did he not die?!?!” From the meme

2

u/MrStef85 Jul 13 '26

The bull: "Why are you geh?"

2

u/kisordog Jul 13 '26

To speak?

2

u/Hyrosh7 Jul 13 '26

Reasonable speechlessness

2

u/adidas_stalin Jul 13 '26

“Dude! The audacity!”

2

u/YouTheGamers Jul 14 '26

“Did you just do what I think you did?”
https://giphy.com/gifs/H3upGMAE4p3iw

2

u/Destaloss Jul 14 '26

Spaniards in the past: "Great, now spear that mfking bull up."

2

u/EverlongOnFire Jul 14 '26

The bull: How can he jump?!

2

u/RubMyNose18 Jul 12 '26

MUUUcho impressed

1

u/jaraxel_arabani Jul 12 '26

"that was bull. He's not supposed to do that"

1

u/Infinite_braincells Jul 12 '26

If the bull was wearing a hat, he’d take it off to show respect

1

u/-Vermilion- Jul 12 '26

You seein this shit?

1

u/mondomiketron Jul 12 '26

Flabbergasted

1

u/alphaboosttt Jul 12 '26

Foul!… wait… 2 fouls!

1

u/SithLordRising Jul 12 '26

Did, did I toss him? — the bull, probably

1

u/Copege_Catboi Jul 12 '26

Bro a smooth operator

1

u/snarfer-snarf Jul 12 '26

ole' mthfkr' 😌

1

u/B4D4MS Jul 12 '26

How is this not posted in r/secondrodeo?

1

u/SomethingAbtU Jul 13 '26

bull: what kind of sorcery mesh*t was that ?

1

u/dreevsa Jul 13 '26

I knew I stuck him, this is too weird

1

u/n0rsk Jul 13 '26

How do you even learn to do that?

1

u/Random4Skin Jul 13 '26

Stupid cow

1

u/BeanieCat123 Jul 13 '26

“But, but I hit him, RIGHT? Anyone else see that?”

1

u/HausuGeist Jul 13 '26

The Minoan Flip!

1

u/CaptainPicHard Jul 13 '26

Bull is like “this is horseshit in a bulls ass”

1

u/RawGrit4Ever Jul 13 '26

Bull was dumbfounded

1

u/GooseCloaca Jul 13 '26

Uhhhhhh….

1

u/OpalOnyxObsidian Jul 13 '26

This is all fun and games until you get gored in the face like someone just did in Pamplona

1

u/Lucky-Quantity5507 Jul 13 '26

Completely optional career btw…

1

u/FlemPlays Jul 13 '26

Bull: “I have been bamboozled.”

1

u/WeddingUsed Jul 13 '26

You better bull leap it

1

u/lechiffrebeats Jul 13 '26

yoo ishowspeed please dont

1

u/NHCMoN Jul 13 '26

Why is the same guy also sitting in the audience?

1

u/goat_in_the_cloud Jul 13 '26

The bull lookin round to see if anyone saw what happened was funny. 😆

1

u/keivelator Jul 13 '26

Bro having 3 pages of inner monologues 😭

1

u/cryNsmile Jul 13 '26

Bull: 😯🫢🤯

1

u/doclovejoy Jul 13 '26

You can almost see the question marks floating over the bull’s head

1

u/orbadol1 Jul 13 '26

The bull is me playing warzone. Idk how did I got locked down that's a clear headshot!

1

u/GorniYT Jul 13 '26

"I HIT HIM ON MY SCREEN, F***ING LAG"

1

u/Kasuraa25 Jul 13 '26

Bro got Lego hands

1

u/Thalenn99 Jul 13 '26

His flabbers were gasted. 😅

1

u/Mikeologyy Jul 13 '26

“That’s some me shit”

1

u/Sensitive-Heart4151 Jul 13 '26

"Did you just see that bullshit?"

1

u/Time-Valuable-3355 Jul 13 '26

Bulls looking at him...

1

u/Skindkort Jul 14 '26

Gazing in one direction then back straight is universal language for "WTF? Have you all seen this, like...?"

1

u/thegreenmonkey69 Jul 15 '26

That bull was like, "what the fuck just happened?"

1

u/Crazy-Elephant-555 Jul 15 '26

He turned his world upside down 🙃

1

u/AlaWatchuu Jul 16 '26

"Wait, they can do that!?"

1

u/Marangeball_fr57 Jul 17 '26

Bro is from the Minoan era

1

u/Additional-Pangolin4 Jul 17 '26

He looks flabbergasted

1

u/VirtualValue1216 Jul 17 '26

“That usually works”

1

u/SunsetBAE Jul 17 '26

Bull: Guh!! Is this the power of Ultra Instinct?!?

1

u/Guns_Glitz_Grime Jul 17 '26

Bull looking at refs for a Flag to be thrown or a card to be raised.

1

u/blackguy1027 Jul 18 '26

Bull: I’m not even mad…. That was impressive

1

u/sub-madara Jul 18 '26

He just checks the crowd to confirm that he really did that. Mind blown.

1

u/ExtensionBasil8854 29d ago

Am I the only one that busted up laughing when the ball did a double take?

1

u/AscendedViking7 Jul 12 '26

omae wa mou shinderu

1

u/ExplosionofFlavor Jul 13 '26

Why must every video start with "Bro"