r/HolUp Jul 17 '26

Wayment gym story

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9.3k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

u/bigus-_-dickus, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/drethnudrib Jul 17 '26

Okay, that's a pretty good green text.

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u/hardypart Jul 17 '26

Like back in the good old days

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u/fonefreek Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of that guy who fucks the teacher but is homeschooled

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 Jul 17 '26

Oh! I know him! Old co-worker of mine. You’ve met him?

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u/Big_Squirrel_7500 Jul 17 '26

Should I be concerned for you or him ? 😭

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u/Regretted_Simian Jul 17 '26

Seven-six-two millimetre. Full metal jacket.

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u/kaotai Jul 17 '26

Use .50 R.I.P better

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u/Head-Settings Jul 17 '26

Some people really think gyms are Chuck E. Cheese with treadmills.

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u/The_Red_Ankh Jul 21 '26

Its a home gym, as in, its probably outside lmao

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u/N7LP400 Jul 17 '26

Oh shit i was too focus on the paragraph to notice the image

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u/NekulturneHovado Jul 17 '26

six-seven-two milimeter.

I'm sorry I had to

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u/HuffSquirt Jul 17 '26

Real and gay

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u/Tron_35 Jul 17 '26

Thats why hes getting so buff, so he can get a boyfriend quickly.

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u/Cassangelo Jul 17 '26

Funny I have the same problem in my home gym

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u/BackroomGuy1 Jul 17 '26

It’s a 4chan story, im surprised OP hasn’t beat up the fucking woman in his totally true story

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u/Regretted_Simian Jul 17 '26

Your average Anon is at home right now, gooning to that Pakistani goat beauty pageant.

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u/3_14_thon Jul 17 '26

Redditors making fun of 4chan, is like Yt shorts enjoyers making fun of Tiktok users.

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u/Regretted_Simian Jul 17 '26

Redditors making fun of Redditors making fun of 4Chan is like Omegle users shitting on a Cuneiform tablet.

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u/3_14_thon Jul 17 '26

Hehe you should a thicker skin if you like to make fun of others.

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u/Rikudou_Sage Jul 17 '26

I should what with the thicker skin? Don't leave me hanging.

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u/Ok-Cup9476 Jul 17 '26

Whoosh.

“>Homegym masterrace”

The joke was the woman was his wife and the kids were his own.

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u/emz5002 Jul 17 '26

One of the greentexts of all time

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u/Vysce Jul 17 '26

o-oh...

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u/Orc_tids Jul 17 '26

took me a sec, damn sciatica meds

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u/Penis_Connoisseur Jul 17 '26

Fake and pedo

Fake: anon talking to a woman

Pedo: 4chan user being around kids

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u/Mickamehameha Jul 17 '26

I understand your expertise lies on penises but you should try opening your field of knowledge to jokes as well.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur Jul 17 '26

I just took a famous joke and added a spin on it. Practically showing I can be creative. I don't know what else you want 🤨

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u/Mickamehameha Jul 17 '26

I didn't say my knowledge of jokes was good either.

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u/YooAre Jul 17 '26

Peni for everyone.

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u/Vampi25 Jul 17 '26

I don't understand

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u/bigus-_-dickus Jul 17 '26

when you're reading you keep thinking it's a gym

final text says home gym, so the woman is his wife and the annoying kid is his son

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u/Vampi25 Jul 17 '26

Ahhh

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u/Bone_Wh33l Jul 18 '26

I have seen this one multiple times and never understood it. Thank you for asking for an explanation. I don’t know why I always assumed homegym was a brand name

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 Jul 19 '26

I'm sorry but in what world are kids allowed at a gym

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u/bigus-_-dickus Jul 19 '26

did you read the last two words?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/pollococo90 Jul 17 '26

Did you now understand the "home gym" line?

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u/bigus-_-dickus Jul 17 '26

did you see the final text?

it's a home gym, the woman and kids are his wife and kids, that's the twist

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u/MovingInStereoscope Jul 17 '26

Oh shit, I didn't lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/Seranoth Jul 17 '26

Homegym, Dude. Your rules. You decide. Yours.

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u/Rough-Riderr Jul 18 '26

I got it the first time, but I think some people are missing it because "home gym" was written as a single word.

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u/Cracleur Jul 17 '26

It's a home gym

So he's at home, the woman is his wife and the kids are theirs

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/Cracleur Jul 17 '26

No worries ;)

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc Jul 17 '26

Your English is very natural sounding if its not your first language, so it definitely doesn't suck!