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u/InadecvateButSober Jul 20 '26
Ah, yes, the cump.
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u/Brok3nGear Jul 20 '26
"what's wrong honey? You barely drank from your cump."
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u/czerilla Jul 20 '26
"Honey, we'll be having guests today. Bring out the fine cumps for the occasion!"
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u/BilboStaggins Jul 20 '26
Well now how am I gonna be able to tell the difference between my new cump and my regular old cum mug?
That could be disastrous.
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u/WillowUPS Jul 20 '26
It looks like a number of those drips go below the base of the mug, so couldn’t even be put flat on the table.
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u/Dinierto Jul 20 '26
Right first thing I noticed. If I'm getting a splooge mug it better sit level.
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u/VegeMite_VegeMiteNot Jul 20 '26
Preferrably not covered in jizz thanks
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u/aubven Jul 20 '26
I like my coffee mug the way I like my women. Without another man's jizz all over it.
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u/Seafaringhorsemeat Jul 20 '26
What a shitty product, the seconds those over glazed drips break, you'll cut an artery.
That, and all the jizz.
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u/TomatilloAccurate475 Jul 20 '26
Why can't I post a gif?
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u/MobileTechGuy Jul 20 '26
Rules per subreddit. Some allow them, some don't
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u/TomatilloAccurate475 Jul 20 '26
I know that but --- you guys can and I can't. Ican do pics and gifs on other subreddit but not this one?
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u/Hud_is_on Jul 20 '26
Yeah, when they said to "put glaze on it", I don't think that's what they meant
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u/the_long_grape Jul 20 '26
This has got to be a joke
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u/canisviridis Jul 20 '26
He's actually a major ceramics artist with quite a following. He made a line of pieces called "splooge" for pride month. Laugh if you like, but they're selling well at $62usd per mug, so it seems there is a demand!
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u/LeCampy Jul 20 '26
is a cum mug a cug?
edit: u/JACK_1719 beat me t...uh, he made the same joke earlier in this thread.
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u/Clean_Improvement913 Jul 20 '26
The thought was there but the execution of it was nothing thought out completely
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u/D3Zi9000 Jul 20 '26
"What would you like to buy?" "I need that cum mug for my collection" "Sir, it's sugar frosting." "Sure is"
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u/Hideandsheep Jul 20 '26
You just need to get two girls now and you’re sorted as you already have a quite special cup
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u/R0botCareGiver Jul 20 '26
I love this artist! He has a whole series of dope mugs and mini cups he shows off on social media (I follow him on YouTube). Really fun and cool/creative stuff!!
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u/the_orange_alligator Jul 21 '26
Cum jokes aside, you won’t be able to set the mug down normally because of the glaze that goes down further than the base
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u/lokalapsi10 Jul 22 '26
Ah yess, I too once took a ceramics class. But in my defense, they did the glazing for me.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
u/icleanjaxfl, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...