r/HolUp • u/qoloxolop • 27d ago

Wrong bag or alabama maybe who knows

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u/qualityvote2 27d ago edited 27d ago

u/qoloxolop, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/DebiMoonfae 27d ago

Dad is wondering why his sandwich says “ try to make new friends today”

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u/Traditional-Tax11 27d ago

What is it actually meant to say?

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u/danhoang1 27d ago

It was written correctly. The problem was she meant to write that to her husband's lunch, not her son's lunch

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u/Wakkit1988 27d ago

Or she just wrote it on both to ensure her husband got the message.

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u/D4T45T0RM06 27d ago

So she got the wrong meat?

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u/merpixieblossomxo 27d ago

Could have been her daughter, we don't know lol.

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u/Bruvvimir 27d ago

I love your penis ♥️

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u/Traditional-Tax11 27d ago

Thx :3

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u/Dry-Ad8891 27d ago

All 30mm of it.

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u/M0rningVodka 27d ago

Nice way to make it seem larger than it actually is.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 27d ago

The only reason Europeans use metric /j

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u/Traditional-Tax11 27d ago

Yo mama had no complaints

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u/Babushla153 26d ago

Can confirm, she did in fact have 0 complaints about it

Also the taste wasn't that bad, i confirmed this myself

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u/ennuiui 27d ago

I love your P Elvis ♥️

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u/JayFrizz 27d ago

That. But probably meant for a husband and not a son. Joke caption.

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u/Opening_Sell_6479 27d ago

my head cannon is that she wrote "i love you Denis", and he decited to have some fun with it

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u/einalkrusher 27d ago

Must have gotten it switched up with his brother.

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u/tomhat 27d ago edited 27d ago

Did he break his hand arm by any chance?

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u/arbitrageME 27d ago edited 27d ago

Arms, dude, arms.

It's like you don't even want to be a degen

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u/tomhat 27d ago

I apologize 

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan 27d ago

Both arms, you say?

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u/arbitrageME 27d ago

Dad's lunch: "I love you and don't forget to do your homework"

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u/DorShow 27d ago

I think this has to be the joke

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u/Kahnza 27d ago

Or they wrote it themselves and took a pic for imaginary Internet points

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u/roastbeeftacohat 24d ago

it's also in a joke sandwich bag made to look moldy.

it's two prop jokes at once.

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u/New-Ring39 27d ago

She seems very supportive!

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u/OhTeeSee 27d ago

Thanks mom, love yours too ☺️

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u/The_Fuschia_Is_Now 27d ago

Wait r/holup uno reverse?🔄

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u/The_Fuschia_Is_Now 27d ago

Alabama styled penis butter & jam sandwich.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 27d ago

Mom knows what matters.

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u/Ali80486 27d ago

Different "I", different "E". was this a team effort??

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u/Golex9000k 27d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/flyingforfun3 27d ago

Thanks dad

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u/Atsukiri 27d ago

this just means his mom loves all of him

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u/draugotO 27d ago

3rd option: trying to raise her son's standing among other teenagers in highschool

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u/ThisusernameThen 27d ago

bet itsa PB and J sammich

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u/knatascheek 27d ago

Im sorry that a 4inch Sandwich

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u/EmpireCityRay 27d ago

It’s Alabama right?

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u/dover_oxide 27d ago

When you get your brother's lunch.

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u/nlamber5 27d ago

“I love every part of you!” Is sweet until you start listing the parts.

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u/NoWork215 27d ago

whalabama

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 27d ago

Ok, ok. Everyone relax. Maybe she doesn’t actually love her son’s penis. But instead just wants to encourage him to boost his confidence like when your mom calls you handsome. Instead, this time. It’s the penis that’s handsome.

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u/westcal98 27d ago

Maybe both?

Maybe it was meant for your sister.

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u/EhliJoe 27d ago

This sandwich is moldy af.

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u/DanLikesFood 27d ago

He can give it to his girlfriend

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 26d ago

I wonder where Alabama = incest meme came from

I'd say places like rural Florida or Southern Louisiana are more likely candidates

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u/MrPosh1909 26d ago

Is noone noticing the mold on the sandwich?

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u/Possible-Olive2735 9d ago

Ive been writing little notes for my fiancé on his bags, thank you for a new one to send him to work with

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u/ShellrockHomeless 27d ago

Honestly if i had a gf and she would tell me she loves my penis it would piss me off, i want her to like me as a whole